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>>36800325
You're polish/jewish aren't you?
Your grandfather made a mistake

>>36800325
It's in your genes anon, dress up as a girl and sell your boipucci

>>36800325

>Exist because of crossdressing

It's what you were born to do

Why not drop out and get a GED? It's the same shit and it's not even hard to get.

>>36800292
Are you black or just dumb?

+1 on ged idea but were you held back?

>>36800262
No. Mods have started to move inappropriate threads to appropriate boards. All those r9k meetup threads get moved to /soc/

>>36800592
>inappropriate
are you implying that entire thread was right for r9k?
because it sure as fuck wasnt

>>36800592
Manlet threads are /fit/. We just have a shitty new mod now that actually banned people for reporting pony threads on other boards

You can fuck immature liberal girls if you just put on a Harry Potter shirt. Trust me, it works.

>>36800225
no, you need to put on muscle and do normie sports like surfing, hiking, and skiing
dress in a shirt that's too tight for you

that thumbnail
his side view

w..elp

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>Tfw brainlet who draws up ugly caricatures of people I don't like so I can feel better about myself and personal views

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>>36800224
Did I strike a nerve, neckbeard?

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Nah, I'm clean shaven because i cant even grow a neckbeard properly.

>>36800144
it's genuinely funny.

why do you care what normies like? they are vapid and shallow. The things that appeal to them should not be the concern of a robot.

>>36800144
>actually really funny
>well acted
>well animated

>>36800140
How dows it feyol

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wynaut?

original

>>36801646
Fuk u I was here firsr

I refuse to believe this is a legitimate question

>>36800073
Yes, you should call her mommy instead, it's more affectionate desu.

Regular people would consider this pretty creepy.

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>>36800064
lets play with the carpet cleaner you disgusting pig

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>>36800064
Use this on me desu pls

>>36800064
Use your biggest plug. Wear it for 24 hours and ask again tomorrow

>>36800057
Backpage/Grindr/craigs and start sucking dick or work as a stock cuck moving boxes at night

>>36800078
Is the stock cuck job retail? There's no way I'm going back to that, even fucking fast food was better than that

Selling your ass should be good for you bitch boi

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>>36800019
I've been daydreaming about going back in time atleast 4 times a day for the past month

its hard

10 years from now when we watch an old youtube video from 2007 it will say "uploaded 20 years ago"

i want to kill myself

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>>36800089
>uploaded 73 years ago
I'm sure that was yesterday

>gnome

disgusting

>>36799873
because windows is fine and I'm not a contrarian

Fucking Arch

Buy platform shoes and stilts.

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>>36799867
RUSSER, RUSSER, RUSSER NO RUSSER

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>chink masseuse
>turning down money

Good one OP

Being around blue-collar people is tough as a robot I find.

>>36799853
Do you like having your balls busted metaphorically?

https://youtu.be/x7tMIyl0zYY

>>36799853

No it's extremely impossible because most of those guys will say shit to be friendly but it will trigger the shit out of you and you will truly realize how big of a pussy you really are amongst welders

>>36799751
ive grown much less racist over the years

most asian americans generally grow up in a cultural bubble, that probably leads to the racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikgHjXwgsz8

>>36799810
>>36799751

Damn that's a pretty based Asian-Texan.