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I want a girlfriend just like Misaki. Ever since I finished that anime I started to obsess over the fact that there is no girl in the world like her. 3D girls are shit.
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>>34491678
She will Never say she loves you to you. Ever.


So why try anon. why even bother to exist when your outsider.
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>>34491700
No girl will ever say she loves me either. So why bother.
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>>34491678
>girl that wants to be with you because you're a piece of trash worth less than a dog
Good taste as long as she gives you a hug.
Fuck, I wish that story would go on forever though. Finishing NHK hurt the most of all anime I've watched.

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>talk to inanimate objects
>bed is a black motherly figure who cares a lot about everyone
>blanket is a crazy, over-attached admirer who clings to me
>walls are strong/funny/charismatic
>pillow is sleepy all the time
>etc.
>feel bad for throwing things away but think about all the new friends they're going to make at the dump
>sleep with a stuffed animal at 19 years of age
>male
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>>34491651
This is far beyond autism.
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>>34491651
This is Borderline insanity not autism
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>>34491697
>>34491780
Really? I thought this was uncommon at the most

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What is the point of this board?

It's like it's devoted to insecurities. Is this really what society is coming to just being insecure and trying to provoke it in other people?
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>>34491642
at one point it was a comfy place where social recluses to discuss hardships in life now it is full of "normies" and people who bait and try to provoke others and people who think its cool to be a shut-in even though for people who are actual shut-ins merely existing is nothing but misery depression and pain.
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>>34491642
dunno, I'm here after a long hiatus and it just looks like /b/ 2.0 to me so far
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>>34491642
>It's devoted to insecurities
That's where your wrong famalam, it's devoted to people that are insecure because of being pushed out from society. It's a place where they can share feels that people well integrated couldn't even imagine making them feel less alone and understood.

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How do I increase my capacity to tolerate bullshit?

For example I'll immediately lose interest in a person if they make emotionally charged irrational "arguments". I do not even in the least bit feel like confronting their bullshit. I'll shut down mid conversation and just stand there like and autist wanting to leave.
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>>34491512
haha idk dude just like get over weirdo lol
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>>34491527
>haha idk dude just like get over weirdo lol
What did he mean by this
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You don't. Instead you get to realize that no company is better than your own because only you can tolerate your bullshit and it's more than enough as to have to tolerate another person's bullshit.

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ITT post graphic, pornographic content that contradicts the anti white cuck spam.

Sorry blackbots, we have to do this.
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Original bump for justice 4u
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It's pretty retarded that I have to save images like these on my computer, but it is what it is.

>>34491574
thanks
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you mean Iike this?

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Are religious parents evil?
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>>34491470
>had friend in middle school with religious parents
>had to pray in public, in a fucking mcdonalds dining area
>in bed by 8
>no cable
>can only listen to christian music
Yes, they are.
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>>34491487
Same here dude
>>told me talking to girls is a sin so I would ignore girls in middle school
>>Told me sex before marriage equals eternity in hell
>>Said I should only go to school for studying . My clothes and having friends doesn't matter
>>doesn't matter if I get bullied only studying and religion matters
They are retards.
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>>34491470
Devout religious parents are child abusers 90% of the time.

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Why do people think that when you are born there is a lottery and peoples souls are randomly selected to be White, Black, Asian, Indian etc?

Why are people SO FUCKING DUMB? You come DIRECTLY from your parents. You are not randomly born as X person, you come DIRECTLY from your parents.
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>>34491427
https://www.google.com/amp/www.outerplaces.com/science/item/4518-physicists-claim-that-consciousness-lives-in-quantum-state-after-death-AMPED

If we come from our parents where did the first beings come from?
A primal lottery, right, maybe?
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>>34491544
>google accelerated MOBILE project link
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>>34491427
ok but how is the soul created. by your parents fucking somehow but how

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Why are whites so gross?
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Go look in the mirror rabbi

Sage goes in the options field
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>>34491418
Its the lack of color.
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>>34491445
white is all color

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I read that some tibetan meditation techniques help to choose freely your next reincarnation.

Is this the only hope for us, robots? To br able to control the process so after we die/kill ourselves we can chose a better life instead or reincarnating passively anywhere?
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>>34491363
reincarnation isn't real.
when you die you, will simple cease to exist.
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>>34491396
>reincarnation isn't real.
We don't know
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Don't worry about that, anon. That is taken care of and it is in the future

Instead concern yourself with your present state. Don't get anxious over the future.

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What did you do today r9k?

I finally ordered myself a tablet so I can draw all the weird shit I come up with in my head
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>woke up 2pm
>hungover
>mom gives me 10mg of oxycodone
>play Battlerite for 2 hours
>steam artichoke
>play fallout 4 for 2 hours
>cook dinner: venison sausage and onions, asparagus, and salad
>eat
>get 2 more oxycodone from mother
>play Battlerite for 6 hours
>browse 4chan for a couple hours in bed
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Woke up to the sound of dad and his girlfriend talking shit about me. They even had the TV playing loudly but i still heard half the shit they said. Like i need a reminder of how fucked i am..

I was already pissed off because my friend ruined my ELO in league last night ,basicaly throwing all my hard work out the window and it really made me mad and i still am because other than bragging about how good i am in video games i dont have anything else going on for me.

Other than that i did the dishes and vacuumed and now im waiting to see if someone goes apeshit on me at lunch for a reason im not really sure about what it is.
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>Woke up at 10 am
>moderately hung over
>made protein drink
>surfed 4chan then fapped
>watched that new episode of Adventure Time that I liked
>napped at noon to make the hangover go away
>woke up at 2pm
>made ramen
>surfed 4chan some more, then played Darkest Dungeon
>Made bean dip for dinner
>watched 28 days later (it was ok I guess)
>then watched Deadpool movie (breddy gud)
>played more Darkest Dungeon
>Now I'm going to get ready for bed

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>mfw started messaging a guy from my uni
>i post about warthunder
>he installs it
>he asks to play it with me tomorrow

D-does this mean anything at all? I'm socially retarded so I really wouldn't know...
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>>34491346
Ask him to put his joystick in your hatchet wound
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>>34491439
he's too attractive for me to even consider that
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It means absolutely nothing other than maybe him being lonely as fuck.

>tfw only attracted to japanese girls
>tfw no japanese gf to make master race babies with
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You're just as bad as black guys who chase non-black women.

>Mongrel hybrids
>Master race

Heh...
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>>34491365
There's literally NOTHING wrong with "mixing races".
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>>34491342
Japanese girls are easy game for Western guys because the average Japanese guy is twice as shy as the biggest Western sperg

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The robot thinks I'm a 7.5 yet no women ever talk to me. Explain this shit.

And post your results.
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>>34491317
This robot thinks I'm pretty, let me tell someone about it by posting on normiebook!
>>34491317
This robot thinks I'm ugly better not embarrass my self by telling anyone about this
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>>34491317
I remember get a 3 or 4 out of 10 on anaface or whatever it was called. Feels bad man. I'm sure I did it right too; I took the time to take a straight on photo and everything.
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Score as much as you want. As long as you don't know how to properly talk to a woman it doesn't matter.

I was rated 9.1 but I can't talk to women for shit. They are shit at movies, shit at music, shit at politics (most likely liberal so they will just REEEE at me if I told them I'm conservative), shit at taking care of a house, shit at animals

Meanwhile, my friend's nazi mother calls me a retard for not having a girlfriend because, to her, I'm pretty perfect.

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Who /mischief/ here.

>learn some roastie cunt had an abortion in the past
>observe her and learn where she works
>sneak over to her car one night and cover the back in pro life stickers
>mfw she complained about it on social media for the next few days
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>>34491297
>create /mischief/ thread with a fake story
>that's actually /mischief/
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>Go on Faces of /b/ thread
>Roast every single anon there
>They ask me to post a pic
>Post a picture of a normie I hate irl
>Mock them telling them their taste of fashion is worse than mine
>They all start roasting the normie
>Pretend I'm a different anon and post his Facebook account
>They end up doxxxing him and his family
>Next day normie I hate got BTFO and raided by police for possession of drugs

Stay devilish my friend
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>>34491297
I /mischief/

>voted for Donald Trump

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>Listening to song on YouTube
>"Pre-Order this song on iTunes!"

Do these producers not know that YouTube to MP3 converters exist?
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Do yourself a favor and have it converted into .wac or better yet .flac.
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>>34491328
Why anon?

Fucking original motherfucking.
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>>34491328
youtube maxes out at like 192 AAC so it would be pointless to convert to WAV or FLAC

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