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are you still high?
what do you think about weed,i believe its not the best,cause it makes me a lazy degenerate and also paranoid

>>35174805
Not OP but high right now, I'm addicted and got no more passion for anything

>>35174912
yeah,but for some reason i've convinced myself that i should make smoking weed a habit,since it makes me introspective and gets me to face my problems,but i might just be deluding myself.
I made myself a firecracker this week and it must've been too strong,i couldn't communicate with people an hour after ingestion,got a bit panicky and paranoid,I really got into the mindset of conspiracy theorists, i felt that i was just now becoming aware of some great imprisonment of human action my some sort of matrix-like system,got a bit badtrippy,soon i couldnt do anything but just lay there,feeling like a baby again,as if i was going through Freud's Psychosexual Stages of Development,the only information i was getting into my brain were the feelings of my dick,ass and mouth,then i Greened Out for about 14 hours,woke up and was still tripping.
I don't even know why i keep consuming this plant

>"/b/ things should stay on /b/"

>>35173667
This is purely /r9k/ culture

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good thread good job

heh heh, just think wagie, you have 40 more years of this until you retire. Meanwhile I'm sitting here surrounded by my piss bottles, fapping to futa loli scat hentai. WAGIE BTFO

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No, thank you.
How did I get here?

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>>35173343
i'd probably die

i can't even talk to my mom without working up a sweat
there's no way i'd be able to handle something like this

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>family went to the circus last year
>thought nothing of it and would get to see some depressed elephants
>halfway into the performance a bunch of fucking clowns come out
>one of them comes directly over to me and puts his hand out for me to take it
>"no thanks i'm not interested"
>starts drawing attention to me and won't take no for an answer
>sister tries to start a chant saying "do it! do it!"
>grit my teeth and take the clowns hand who pulls me from my seat and then catches me when i almost fall
>pretty does the same shit on stage too
>the whole gag was another clown throwing things at my crotch while this asshole gave me a secret signal to cover up
>they then gave me a balloon and sent me back to the audience
>i was the only person to get picked out of the audience
never again

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>>35173332
start learning new languages

>>35173332
>If nothing is done about this problem, i will be forced to leave this board forever, and you all will be deeply saddened by my departure.
bye bye

mutherfucker, Wojak is a foreign meme

Hey Tomoko kun, been a while, how's everything? What's new?

>>35173910
I've been going outside more.

>>35173284
kek all my past gf families love me immediatley, and im only a 9/10! Imagine my surprise when they loved me and i put in zero (0) effort!

>>35173303
Fuck off baiting Chad

Why cant i even make a sucessfull thread i just wanna know if im not the only one on /r9k/ feeling same way

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I started jerking off to trap doujinshi for the first time last night, the more you associate and talk with women the more you realize how much they aren't worth it. The hard part is actually turning bi, but I believe I can condition myself.

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>>35173305
Maybe it's a matter of conditioning, yeah... I've felt somewhat attracted to other guys before, but more for their personality than body.

>>35173223
>you pass by the scene
>"WHAT'RE YOU STARING AT, SHITLORD!"
>chad passes by
>"H-hi, Chad~~~"

Civilization has only advanced because men were promised sex in return for working to advance society.

If you get rid of the reward of sex to men, we would still be living with stone-age level technology.

This is why women were not allowed to freely choose to have sex with anyone they wanted. It is disastrous for civilization.

Men still go to college and try to get good jobs so they can get sex, but with women ruining themselves having sex the way they do not many men are motivated to advance society anymore, because they feel like they won't get a non-ruined wife to have sex with anyway.

This is the main reason why colleges are majority female now.

>>35173223
And immigrants, who just can not resist the lure of the white woman's body that is not hidden under the veil.

white girl doesn't want to gain world domination and cut off the tip of your dick

>>35173120
Anon how can you be so sure? Isn't that what most women want nowadays?

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>>35173002
That's what you get for being a lazy neckbeard

>>35173002
me too. thats why i sold my ps4 and bought stuff that's going to help me pull myself out of the hole i dug

wasted potential is not a thing

Same. I feel like a punch drunk ali now.

Because all you're reading is thrash, isn't that the obvious conclusion?

>>35172790
What context is this anon? School or something?

>>35172880
Anything

Just yesterday I was with my father getting my truck's oil changed, and because he's a gearhead he went out to talk to the guys doing it. Not wanting to be the awkward 20 something acting autistic in the corner, I man up and join them and the conversation turns to how expensive tractors have gotten (riveting) compared to how cheap they used to be back in the 70's.

I wanted to mention how Combines can easily run $1mil+ nowadays (I went on the John Deere website one time, to their create-a-combine thing where you select packages, etc, like a new car), but I got interrupted twice, once by the dipshit mechanic and once by my own father before I could say that simple sentence.

>>35172940
Sounds like you can't feel out the rhythm of a conversation man. There are ques for telling when it's safe to get an entire sentence out vs just a word or two. Sometimes you have to jam a quip in there in order to steer the conversation to what you'd like to say. Sometimes you'll realize that there's no space and these people don't want a third person in there.

Good luck figuring it out, it takes a lot of practice.

please post lego mechs

>>35172793
My mom made me sell all my lego because i spent all my time making them.
So now i have no lego and it makes me very sad.

>>35172710
>Whats the result of a double sex change

A mentally unstable nutjob with wildly fucked up hormone levels. Same as what you get with a single sex change.

I'm a mtf trans that currently lives as a guy

Not because I wanted to go back to living as a guy but because I was in a horrible accident with no insurance that messed me up and I couldn't afford hormones for years after, which undid all my progress and made me way taller and grosser and now there's no hope for me to pass anymore

>>35172710
To an extent it is possible.
Hormones wise, yeah you can just stop taking estrogen/ t blockers

Only thing is once you grow tits those are there to stay