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no more worrying, I am can finally relax knowing I am white
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>sub-saharan african
one drop nigger
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>>37178100
When it says something like 0.01% it's usually inaccurate.
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British and Irish as one cohort?
French and German as another?
The English are a mish mash mongrel race of Anglo-Saxons and Normans, while the Scots, Welsh and Irish are Celtic and Brythonic peoples.
You might as well say "German, English, Irish, Welsh, Scottish and Scandinavian" are one group if your just going to lump British in with Irish.
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Poetry request thread 2017-05-21 07:33:43 Post No.37177839
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Hey brobots
Give me any topic and i'll write a poem on it
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The war of 1812
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The war of 1712
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jim morrison's turbulent lifestyle
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How easy is it to get away with murder?
Asking for a friend.
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Pretty easy if you kill yourself after doing the deed
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Checking your digits my dude. Enjoy the alphabet attention.
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Harder now that you've posted this.
Alright robots I need some advice
>Be me
>Finally got a gf and she's absolutely gorgeous
>11/10 and mmmm dat ass
>I love her
>She loves me
>I lied to her about my sexual experience and she's upset
>Her friend told me she cried because I lied and broke her trust
>lmaowtf.jpg
>Anyways she stays with me after a lot of convincing
>About 2 weeks later
>She finds out about my drinking problem
>I promise her i'll stop
>Surprise bitch i'm an alcoholic i cant stop
>She's understandably upset at me
>Not upset at the fact that im an alcoholic but at the fact I lied
>She told me "I've thought about leaving you because I don't want to be with someone who drinks but I love you anon"
>She stays after a lot of convincing once again
>Fast forward to now
>Her ex told her that i was flirting with my female friend (We'll call her C)
>Thatsbullshit.rar
>This isn't the first time either he's told her something like that either
>She asks her friend who was there
>She takes my side (kinda)
>I tell her that he's just trying to break us up because he still wants you
>She's absolutely oblivious
>She trusts me and knows I wouldn't do something like that
>Everything great
>Except for last night
>I had too much to drink and in my horny drunken state I asked C for nudes
>C could tell I was drunk and told me to just go to bed
>I immediately regret what I did and apologize many times over
>She's understanding and tells me not to tell my gf or else i might screw things up especially after my gf's ex told her i was flirting with C
>My girlfriend has been so fucking loyal and i can't even return the favor
What do I do robots? I don't want to fuck anything up but im being eaten away by the guilt and im so fucking ashamed I would even do something like that. Do I tell her?
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I think you have to tell her desu
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>>37177601
you have a girlfriend. you dont belong here.
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>>37177601
fuck off chad
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Who /greenpill/ here?
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Post a bigger picture, faghetti
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>>37177579
I wish iron pill comics came back I enjoyed them a lot
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I can't read shit. You filthy jpgay.
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>lose 50 pounds through dieting (nutritarian specifically) and exercising
>go to physical therapy for back, neck and leg issues
>get cavities filled and start brushing my teeth everday
>start going on daily walks
>start reading more
>start playing piano
>stop watching tv except for a basketball game occasionally
>limit internet use to 30 minutes a day
>start bank account, get driver's license, and get entry level night time security job
>eventually earn enough to buy car
>eventually save enough to move out
>continue this lifestyle for 6 months
S-So w-when do things start g-getting better?
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when you get comfortable with people im guessing
Im in the learning to do adult things phase
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>>37177556
Find somebody that loves you and then you should feel more complete
>inb4 women are resource draining whores
Humans are designed to pair up and reproduce the brain has created positive incentives for this
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>>37177556
the thing the self improvement crowd doesn't tell you is that there's a very real possibility that you do all that stuff and still hate life. Possibly in different ways, though not always.
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>2017
>Having Waifus
Who /RealFleshandBlood/ here?
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Kill yourself normie.
End your life.
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>>37178098
>Me
>normie
OAHOHOHOAHAHAH
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>>37178411
Sorry, you're just a retard.
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whats a good board to browse on this forsaken shithole? /b/ /r9k/ /pol/ /int/ bant/ and /v/ suck.
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>>37177328
Go to /biz/ and learn how to make yourself some money lad. Investing in that sweet, sweet alt coin.
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>>37177328
As a biologist /sci/ was fun for me until /pol/ started using it as a toilet for misleading infographs earlier this year.
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>>37177328
/tv/, the masters of the memes.
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>pretend to be a girl on the internet
>trick a guy into being nice to me for lulz and because I'm lonely
>we talk everyday, hes interesting, fun and not bad looking, he takes interest in everything I say and always tries to talk to me even through my social autism
>end up falling in love with him
Fuck fuck fuck. Help, how the fuck do I backpedal now?
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>>37177322
kill yourself that is super gay
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>>37177322
You have to transition. The only way out is forward.
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Tell him what you just posted
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oh god why cant i study
why do i always fuck up uni
ive been working on my bsc for 6 fucking years now
6
and i still havent finished
and im fucking it up again
i just cant study
i cant
its too hard and too much and i feel like im in prison
i dont want to drop out
i have to finish this shit
my parents will literally disown me if i drop out
ill become homeless
and eternally shamed
the only thing i have going in my life is that "im in uni" and im supposedly "smart"
if i dont finish this shit then ill be eternally that loser faggot and not even my parents will accept me
ill kill myself
fuck shit fuck i hate everything
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Try your best to get your head down and get it done. You made it 6 whole years and there probably isn't a lot left. So push yourself through the mental torture and you'll come out the other side feeling accomplished as fuck and proud of yourself, not to mention your family will be proud too.
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>>37177347
but I just don't fucking understand it
it's too complex
and I have no friends to ask help for
every fucking faggot is friends with everyone else and they all help each others all the time I see it
they have it so much easier
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>>37177301
Maybe they didn't teach you how to study? Lots of schools skipped this important topic.
It might be a good idea to go over the basics: https://archive.org/details/0261_How_to_Study_E00470_00_39_40_00
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can i get an update? i don't have discord or anything. what is she up to? just going to school and talking to orbiters in discord groups?
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>>37177213
she is too ugly to have beta orbiters
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she posts on her instagram but it's private
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>>37177213
Seems like things are finally calming down. There haven't been threads about her since she blew up the discord and eliminated the leakers. She still talks to us important ppl daily though
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/comfy/ sunday night edition 2017-05-21 07:04:07 Post No.37177196
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/comfy/ sunday night edition
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Haven't had a good comfy thread in a while. How are you robots doing this Sunday night?
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>>37177196
origamaud
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pretty good friend. Just waiting for boss raids on /bant/
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>>37177196
who /comfy phoneposting/ here ?
would highly recommend this album too, top quality
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What makes you lonely fucks any different from r/incels? I guarantee if you pull up a post from there and put it here itll look just like a typical /r9k/ post
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>>37177138
Who said we were any different?
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>>37177138
I'm not bitter and I'm trying to meet new friends from this board all the time but everyone seems afraid.
Pain in the arse desu senpai.
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>>37177138
what's your point lmao
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>tfw no belly gf thread 2017-05-21 06:49:39 Post No.37176895
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>tfw no homely belly gf
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>>37176895
She looks JUST like my best friend even though she isnt. And my friend would prob cry if she knew I was thinking this because my friend doesn't like her appearance at all, or other fat girls appearances. Im fat too. I dont either. same sad feels...
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>>37176895
okay dude that's just gross, when it's all tight and sheeit i can take it but when everything starts to sag like that it goes too fucking far.
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I love bellyposting
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You can only post ITT if you HAD a chance at young love but didnt take it and nowregret it like me
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>>37176684
Describe to me your chance? It may have been a classic case of you thought she was into you, but she really was just nice.
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>>37176823
I peaked as a shota
I had literally 3 cousins my age or close who dry jumped me (i found out 2 of them were sexually abused, other promiscuos parent)
Another was a girl at my school who, when we went on a swimming field trip, she kept trying to hold my hand while swimming and was confessing she liked me but I told her nah Im good
Another was a transfer student who always tried hanging around with me and asked why i didnt like her because she wanted to date me
And then my dad's best friend's daughter who was 4 years younger than me had an obvious crush and would always sit real close when i visited. I didnt want to feel like a weirdo so i always tried avoiding.
And then there was this tomboy chick who gave me neck spasms because she literally put me in a chokehold and when questioned by the principal she said she liked me. But my parents took me out the school because it was ghetto before we could ever talk again
And then there was this aggresive mixed chick and her black friends who intimidated me. Her black friends verbally abused me for a week because i made their friend cry when i denied her. I was actually trying to get with the first chick i had ever fallen in love with, and to this day I remember her face and name. Maria
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>>37176684
I had multiple girls interested in me, one even obsessed with me, but I don't regard any of them as 'missed chances'. That would imply there existed even the slightest possibility of me not being a raging autist and actually getting with any of them. I have long realized there was never a single chance in hell I'd ever have a taste of young love.