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>>37592803
once a week, and then I get lazy sometimes and only just wash my hair once a week.

If you're going to bathe for 5-6 times a week you might as well clean yourself everyday.

>>37592803
Shower every other day

>>37592702
Comrade, revolt!
>No really though, aren't you an adult. Also anarchism is kind of a meme.

>>37592702
If you're like every commie I've seen and knew then you won't have to worry about being in the USMC.

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>>37592702
Slavfag here.
Westerners can't be communists.
Have you worked a single day in your life?
Do you understand the actual purpose of the ideology?

If you think it's "free stuff xd" you should be lynched.
Your kind doesn't understand what living under authority is like.
Anarchism is the exact opposite of communism, and don't bring me modern leftism as an example.
Pic is mildly related.

time to put her down

just kill her and her family they can`t do that to your doggo , cmon anon dont be a bitch

>>37592619
>ex
Get the fuck out with your shirt sob story normie scum

Ask her what she's up to.
Comment on whatever she's doing if you think it could get a conversation going.
If she asks what you're up to, tell her you're fucking around with your guitar or whatever you do that you think she might like.

CHARGE YOUR PHONE BEFORE IT DIES
you also want to move to meeting in person/getting her number ASAP

Ask her how guys she's been with. It's a good tension breaker.

>>37592581
No. Your sister is being rude. You have a right to refuse if you want to date someone, you are a human being.

>turning down a free gf
You don't belong here. Fuck you, get out.

>>37592668
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
this isn't /r/incels fuck off matey

>>37592438
Wonder why he's smacking thin air.

Kneecap him with a chair

Start to braid his hair.

>>37592430
I literally, unironically, can't swim. I can't manage to figure out how to float and keep my head above water. I'm not even black.

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>>37592430
we should head to a real pool so you can swim some of that chunk off

>>37592475
Do nothing. You will float. Gently lay on your back. Don't move anything. Once you realize you can float begin to tread water. Slowly move your arms and legs in circular motions to remain in place with your head above water.

>>37592146
Chad doesn't care about feet. You'll be fine

>>37592146
They're not 10s but I'd still SUCC them Al night

>>37592443
Many Chads are into feet now.

>>37592649
Sources? Feet aren't for normies.

I wish I hadn't dropped out. I'd already passed the graduation test they give you at the end of junior year and did exceptionally well on it. I just had gotten so despondent I hadn't been doing any of the work and just slept through classes. I didn't care anymore. I failed junior year because I did nothing and dropped out after that. I went and got my GED immediately after but it still looks like shit to not have graduated.

I wish I'd gone to a normal high school instead of getting expelled in 7th grade and being sent to a sped school for four years because some kid claimed I had a hit list.

>>37592068
I wish I had gone to prom and asked girls out instead of being a beta

I was planned but my parents had me when mom was 34 which is a bit weird?

>>37591982
my dad never wanted me.my mom lied to him saying she was using a pill and that he could cum insider her.She somehow told me this and thought it was a perfectly normal thing.

>>37592022
inside*
original comwthuwtp=wt-=

hahaha get cucked loser

how is that not discrimination

>>37591928
Robots are not a protected class under the EEOE

It has its good days, and bad days, but mostly good.

I survive because of caffeine.

Data Entry, 12 an hour, get to watch videos and listen to music all day.

I pump gas, 23 hours a week. yes nj makes people pump gas for you. I usually show up drunk and or high. easy job, but it can get busy and frantic and the weather sucks

i work in finance.

i haven't done anything productive in a long time. i'm working on a text-based RPG in excel so i can play it at work. you play as a toilet in a catholic girl's school and try to get as many girl's to piss on you as possible while avoiding the faculty/staff.

>>37591707
would it make sense to buy in now or just say fuck it?

Fucking pajeet, stop recruiting robots. Go to /lgbt/ or /b/ for your pump and dump victims. You're doing the same shit the financial institution does to keep up their fucking scam system. You disgust me and I hope you die.

>>37591774
My dude we just broke 100 billion crypto market cap. We are golden until around 1 trillion.

If you're cute, the next step you should take is to date me.
If not, I'm afraid you have terminal cancer.

I drink roughly 36 - 54 cans a weekend. You'll be fine.

Are you Irish? Worst that will happen is you'll wake up in a hospital bed. Alcohol can't kill you.

its probably the best activity to do alone, honestly. You are in a dark theater, no one is really going to notice you. Its easy to be self conscious, but do it anyway, anon. Go and enjoy yourself.

Why would I torture myself by going to a place full of people which will make me feel more lonely than when I'm all by myself, buy snacks at 50000% their price, enter a confined space with potential shooters, get a seat right behind the 6'3 guy, watch normie couples kissing, hear people laughing and talking to each other when I can just stay at home streaming or torrenting my favorite anime, get comfy in my bed wearing nothing but my piss stained underwear and eat some Lays together with my Dr Pepper?

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>completely empty theater
>two normie girls giggle and sit directly behind me

PANICKING