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If you haven't _____ then you are not a robot.
Fill in the blank.
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>>34945411
Had sex
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spent 10 consecutive years without any friends whatsoever including relationships
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>>34945411
transitioned
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>tfw unironically smart but lazy
l wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy
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>tfw I could never get a PhD because I'm just too lazy
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I'm to intelligent to make allot of money
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if you're lazy then you aren't smart to me
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If you were to be completely honest and realistic, when do you think you'll die, and how?
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>>34945317
I will post this GIF on a /rose/ thread with a message like "rose will never make videos again".
Thank you.
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probably 80, either assisted suicide or health problems (which is less likely since I'm a healthy boy).
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>>34945317
Probably suicide because i'm not going to live with alzheimers or parkinsons for +10 years like a vegetable.
Who else is depressed despite being well off?
I've always had access to anything I wanted, but I still hate life.
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>>34944977
Well, you're not alone. You at least have me - but I'm sure you'd rather be alone.
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I work hard for everything that I have, and although my grandparents had nothing, they did create a stable base for the people in my family to have a chance at life. I have never been happier.
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>>34945021
I have people who love me and care about me but I feel alone anyways. I lack nothing but purpose.
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>tfw 27
>In 13 years, I will be 40
>And yet, 13 years ago I was a sophomore in high school
>Which I still remember clear as day
This really fucked with my mind last night
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Friday already?
I like this, even though I'm a NEET, knowing that all normies are out there getting wasted and getting their dicks wet, while I get to be comfy and, especially, away from all that scum, doing what I like to do, makes me feel really... cozy
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I got invited to my 10 year high school reunion. No fucking way am I going to that since I'm still a loser living with his parents.
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>>34945030
>I got invited to my 10 year high school reunion. No fucking way am I going to that since I'm still a loser living with his parents.
this was me a few years ago. didnt go to reunion. still live with parents. still KV
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Friendly reminder that the patriarchy is the enemy of the robots.
Toxic masculinity standards are the reason you don't get to be succesfull and happy.
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>>34944288
That image is wrong. It's operating under the assumption that men are oppressed by other men. In reality, women are the ones who force men to act a certain way. Because if they don't, then that man can't get a woman and has to be lonely for the rest of his life.
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>>34944288
succesfull in what?
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If we still lived in a patriarchy robots wouldn`t even exist.
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>be me
>be 16
>college
>they are making us do some form of walking the blind shit
>shit.png
>how do I get out of this
>ask if I could get work done instead of working with blindtards
>nope.jpg
>well fuck, have to do training
>have a few tards in the class
>have a single megatard in the class
>normal tards are just quiet and want to get this done and enjoy themselves
>megatard has an issue with everything
>this fucking tard was massive
>it was like tardzilla
>nicknamed him swampass
>shrekreference.gif
>me and a few friends liked to trigger tardzilla
>he has an assistant in the class
>she just wants to assist him
>he is a cunt about it
>tardscream.png
>this tard wouldn't let any part of the lesson go on without getting involved
>he had to do something in order to fuck it up
>one time we had to put our phones in a box because normies were using their phones instead of working
>he says no
>we ask why can't he just do what everyone else does and follow instructions
>don't argue with a megatard
>they automatically have higher ground
>he says that he has bad experience of having his phone taken of him
>to put an autistic story short, this tard has his phone took of him once and he has like a PTSD experience from it
>fml.exe
>when he is told that he has to put his phone in the box, he fucking walks out of the room
>yes you heard me
>he left the room and goes to eat
>wat.bmp
>megatard thinks he is PC master race
>not like "HUH HUH HUH. fucking console fags"
>more like "I PLAY GTA V AT 25 FRAMES AND ITS TOTALLY AMAZING, NOONE CAN OUT MATCH MY CLOCKSPEEDS"
>I should add, we are in a computing course
>he has a Nvidia GTX 210
>this tard actually thinks he has a super computer when running a 210
>wtf.bat
>most of the time we ignore him but he never stops with this shit
>we tell him to buy a new GPU
>GTX 750
>not a good GPU but good enough for his wallet and maybe he will stop talking about his 210
>he is now a super PC master race tard
>BillGatesTard.lnk
>mfw
More?
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>>34944216
>16
>c0Ilege
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>>34944216
>be 16
>college
Is this an Amerifag thing?
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Why are you acting like it's 2012? Whole greentext just screams "newfag"
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I'm bicurious, should I try living out my fantasies?
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>>34943873
I do all the time when I hug my pillow
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>>34943873
>I'm bicurious, should I try living out my fantasies?
You could try, then you'll know whenever you're bisexual or straight.
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>>34944025
Good point. But then I'll have to try a girl to know if I'm gay or bi.
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Share your autistic stories.
>be me
>22 year old NEET
>go to Dennys to get my tendies
>waitress sits me next to 5 normie stacies
>drinking my soda and waiting for tendies like normal
>overhear one of the stacies say "omg did you see that pepe meme on facebook the other day?"
>hear the other one say "haha yeah he likes chicken tenders"
>autism levels through the roof, plot my attempt to impress them
>wait for my tendies to arrive, once they do I stand up grab my tendie and try to look like Pic Related
>complete silence, they're creep'd out
>start crying and frantically grabbing all my tendies and run out
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Not the most autistic but the most recent:
>be me at work
>talking to woman about dry skin, bring up that I have eczema on my hand
>woman mentions that Rachel (my crush) had a mark on her leg and was worried it was eczema
>from the description she gave it didn't sound like eczema, get the bright idea to show Rachel my eczema to quell her fears, hoping she would see me as noble or something
>walk up to Rachel, say "hey I heard you were worried that you might have eczema, here's what it actually looks like" and show her my hand
>She looks really confused and says "what?...You do know there's another Rachel that works here, right? Maybe it was her."
>say nevermind and quickly shuffle away
She's also in school studying to be a nurse so I probably insulted her intelligence on top of everything else. Still might go for her though, I just brushed it off and pretended it never happened.
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>>34943670
>her intelligence
Kek
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Here I have a real autistic recent story
>fall in love with a girl
>LDR
>she just broke up with her bf
>talk constantly but only for 2 weeks
>she wants to run away from home
>tell her I'll be there soon
>enlists in the air force on Wednesday
>she ignores me all day yesterday
>she got back with her bf
>I'm shipping out in 6 weeks
>I signed away 4 years of my life
Bonus autism points: I shipped her my old GPU because her PC had a shitty '07 one. It'll be at her house tomorrow.
Is his career finally over?
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Nope. He's actually gaining subscribers after the controversy lel
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>>34943453
He literally became /ourguy/.
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no actually because autistic youtubers now have more power than the media.
look at anyone reporting on him, nobody is supporting the media, just defending this guy.
pretty good if you ask me. I like the most that JK Rowling got btfo in all of this too.
his vids still suck though
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I wish my jew overlord government would stop charging me so much for alcohol
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someone must be lurking here, please give me support.
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>he drinks by himself
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>>34943535
fuck you bitch ass normalfag
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Is it a meme? Did it help you? Did it fuck you up?
I'm a KHHV aspie who wants some of this stuff to hopefully become less autistic & eliminate my sex drive.
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>>34943343
Don't
Origami
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>>34943343
Did nothing for me, but it works differently on different people.
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>>34943387
Why not?jmgjhhjhjhjh
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Does anyone else notice that the children of single moms are almost always boys? You never see single moms with daughters for some reason.
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>>34943303
Bumping this. It's a good observation I just noticed myself. Any single roastiess want to explain this?
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>>34943303
holy shit thats pretty good op
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I know what you mean yet I know two single moms with only daughters
Do you have an object you own that you feel defines you in some way? What is it?
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>>34943274
I wish I had, but I don't have anything of my own...
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probably my telecaster
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>>34943274
Idiotic.
Events define people, objects are just agents for events.
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THINK FAST, NERD
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>>34943056
*thinks fast*
hehehe
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HAYAI DESU NE
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>>34943056
>chads in school actually used to yell this shit then punch me in the back of the head out of nowhere
God I hate humanity so much