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I have an interview at 8pm and my anxiety has been way out of hand today.

What do I do to control this shit?

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>>36867384
I'm still NEET and probably will be for the next few months.

I replied to the letter I got from the army though. At the start of August my year of conscription begins. Might be fun.

Use the STAR format to help yourself answer questions: Situation Task Action Result

Q: Tell me about a time you handled a difficult situation.
A: The setting was this, I had to do this, I took that action, and this is what happened.

Always send a thank you email after an interview as well, some people don't

I have a job interview tomorrow for an internship I really fucking need to graduate, so hopefully it works out. Good luck with yours OP

I don't even know who you are, and I honestly don't care either.
sage

>>36867428
READ THE RULES YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TYPE SAGE. A SAGE IS NOT A DOWNVOTE YOUR BUMP JUST DID NOT BUMP THIS THREAD WHICH IS IMPOTANT

>>36867524
I'm aware, I just wanted you to know how little I care.

>>36867380
Happy birthday anon. Mine was yesterday.

Don't worry. They cap off eventually and the numbness sets in. We grow up to give up.

>>36867380
Happy birthday, we all love you here.

why do you want God to kill you

>>36867272
if you want to die your gonna have to do it yourself you lazy cunt

Thats not how stuff works anon, you gotta wait like 60 more years, probably more because medicine advances quite fast nowdays.
Than God might let you die in some miserable retirement home.
But it doesent end there, according to common belief you will be tortured for an eternity because of all the dubious pornography you wanked to throughout the years.
Just make the best out of this life anon.

I love you

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Just look at him! what a loser. He's also probably a pedophile!

ey guys. Just give me (You)'s ;-;

>>36867265
She cares about her "likes" on "social media."
Kek

>>36867243
Yeah, you are probably going to hell for that.

>>36867256
my actual goal was to add smug anime girls to my folder, and they all spammed my thread with them

>oh no, the horror
>Please dont do that arghh

>>36867279
But how are you going to explain it to god when your judgement comes?

Your dreaming brain nailed it. I have exactly one friend, I hadn't seen him in almost 10 years since he joined the army and moved. He came back recently, and visited me. The very first thing he did was pull me into a hug and tell me he missed me. For the 10-20 seconds that hug lasted, it felt like everything was going to be ok, that I'd make it, that I finally had mah nigga back. He introduced me to his hot wife and qt daughter, and it all fell away.

It feels really good. Best experience I have ever had with another human being. Instead of feeling awkward and wanting to escape the situation it was warm and comforting. I remember that hug rest of my life.

Your not too far off anon, hope you know the feeling IRL soon

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>>36867222
>you will never get trips while complaining about your own crippling inadequacy

>>36867222
>with a woman who genuinely loves and cares for you
That's because it's not possible. They only care about money or some other stupid shit. Win the lottery and you will see just how many women suddenly found out how much a nice person you are

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>>36867222
>tfw tall, handsome, charming, successful and socially adept young man with a woman who genuinely loves and cares for me

>>36867199
I have them, too. They're fine, and entirely normal. They're caused by the hair growing from your shaft. I think they're called Forsyth Spots or something

Very normal, I have them too they are sperm glands I think. You don't have an STD I was worried as well.

>>36867227
Fordyce, you mean?

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I have given up trying

Now I'll just wait till something good falls into my lap

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i an in a lot of pain. I want to be friendly and cheer robots up but i always end up embarrassing myself

i am so alone

>>36867324
Dont try to cheer them up that will never work.
Just do the best you can to be a friend.

>>36867146
Dont use pictures of my wife for your degeneracy threads

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>>36867178
when did you two get married anyway

>>36867146
Thank fucking Christ, that sounds awful.

fewer faggot

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>>36867114
>is a higher chance of getting a qt virgin gf
girls are having more sex, boys are having less. So no.
I think we all allredy know that.

>>36867114
Depends, they probably mean people have fewer sexual partners than before. That could still just mean the average guy is disproportionately not getting laid anymore while many girls still get to fuck a chad at least once.

pepe was a mistake since day 1

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apu is alive and well

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Pepe knew too much

>>36867026
That woman is actually pretty attractive by real-world standards.

>>36867026
I'm glad at least someone is happy. Jealousy is a useless emotion

>>36867026
>ugly

She's a solid 8.

>>36867023
god her face is so cute

Dying between her thighs like that would be an honor.

>>36867023
Agree, and tell her to clamp those thicc thighs around my head to make sure I do a good job.