Made myself get sick last night, stuck my fingers down my throat, was very drunk. Last time i did this i gt an oral infection or thrush or something cant remember.. Should I expect this again?
I ate two raw eggs yesterday and afterwards I realized it was quite reckless, because it's a good way to get infected with salmonella. And if I get salmonella, I'm gonna fuck up my terribly important responsibilities in a few days.
Can you comfort me a little bit?
yes, anon, payday 2 is free on steam. skrt skrt niggers
>no gf to appreciate my witty remarks
eat my fucking shit normies
I just want y'all to know. Me coochie stinks like cat food today.
Fapfictions featuring Rhonda from Hey Arnold
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>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
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and Payday 2 is FREE
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Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3
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and Payday 2 is FREE
If you got this because of me, please check out my story in the OP
Stop shilling your stupid fucking fanfic im not gonna read. Get the FUCK off my board and shill someplace else.
Does this picture make anyone else want a comfy girlfriend?
obviously i know thats an unrealiatic dream because its Rose
I've realised girlfriends are for cucks. If you don't just pump and dump chicks in this society you're a beta.
Sounds horrible I know but it's reality. The only way to fix things is to return to an ultra-patriarchal society in which women are kept virgins until their father gives them to a man of his choosing. This is the best and most stable form of sex selection in society.
I rate it 14/88
>want to trip on acid
>don't want to get HPPD
Why's life so unfair
>be on holidays with family
>still dont have my own place and they made me go
>ready to go
>"hey mum race you out there!"
>i start running
>hands on my chest (the back of my hands)
>remember time in skype call with my mate kept singing "lib cucks and niggers make feminists triggered
>i have aspergers so its a spergo laugh
>running and laughing
>in berry (dodgyish place) for the holiday
>people probably thought i was a druggo
>pic related, its the place we went for dinner
Good morning, wagecuck. Time to wake up and fantasize about your two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
>boss scheduled me to work this weekend
>offered me hours on the one day off I had this week
>mfw I took them
>use airbnb to rent out extra room
>$624 after taxes for 5 nights
>wagies have to work for 13 shifts to earn this much
Get to work wagie. I need some extra neetbux aswell!