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Made myself get sick last night, stuck my fingers down my throat, was very drunk. Last time i did this i gt an oral infection or thrush or something cant remember.. Should I expect this again?
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>>37599531
Why would you do that you idiot?
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I do this all the time, it's fine.

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I ate two raw eggs yesterday and afterwards I realized it was quite reckless, because it's a good way to get infected with salmonella. And if I get salmonella, I'm gonna fuck up my terribly important responsibilities in a few days.

Can you comfort me a little bit?
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respond me you motherfucking faggots or maybe all you can think and talk about is virignity, chads and stacies
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>>37599454
What country were the eggs from
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>>37599454
only 0.012 percent of eggs from salmonella-infected flocks are contaminated

yes, anon, payday 2 is free on steam. skrt skrt niggers
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thanks Anon, I'll probably never play it tho but I'm adding it to my collection
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>>37599447
is a gud game

skrt skrt niggers
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skrt skrt

le originalo comment le moot nigger

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>no gf to appreciate my witty remarks
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>tfw no gf
feels good man
it just looks like such a pain in the ass to be dating someone, holy shit.

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eat my fucking shit normies
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I just want y'all to know. Me coochie stinks like cat food today.
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>>37599206
What is cat food?
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>>37599555
Dead birds
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>>37599555
Kibble and bits

Shirt smells horrible

stop stop-posting
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>>37599081
I'll never not stop stop-posting
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>>37599081
That reminds, is who here /whohere/ ?

Fapfictions featuring Rhonda from Hey Arnold

Check 'em out please:

>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

You can post anon reviews without an account needed so please do so. We'd appreciate it:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095340

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095195
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and Payday 2 is FREE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/

If you got this because of me, please check out my story in the OP.
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>>37599080
they made a board for your kind >>>/aco/

Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3

Check them out please:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did so. (You can also just leave a Kudos/upvote if you don't want to comment)
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and Payday 2 is FREE

http://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/

If you got this because of me, please check out my story in the OP
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>>37599061
>>37599071
Stop shilling your stupid fucking fanfic im not gonna read. Get the FUCK off my board and shill someplace else.
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>>37599061
I can't believe you're still shilling this shit. I read it once and it was crap so don't post it again.

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Does this picture make anyone else want a comfy girlfriend?

obviously i know thats an unrealiatic dream because its Rose
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I've realised girlfriends are for cucks. If you don't just pump and dump chicks in this society you're a beta.

Sounds horrible I know but it's reality. The only way to fix things is to return to an ultra-patriarchal society in which women are kept virgins until their father gives them to a man of his choosing. This is the best and most stable form of sex selection in society.
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>>37599058
The fuck is a comfy girlfriend?

Are you retarded?

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I rate it 14/88
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>want to trip on acid
>don't want to get HPPD
Why's life so unfair
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HPPD goes away after a while at least it did for me, even still its not a huge inconvenience only really happens if you stare at something for a long time. Acid's pretty nice, go for it.

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>be me
>be on holidays with family
>still dont have my own place and they made me go
>at dinner
>ready to go
>"hey mum race you out there!"
>i start running
>hands on my chest (the back of my hands)
>remember time in skype call with my mate kept singing "lib cucks and niggers make feminists triggered
>start laughing
>i have aspergers so its a spergo laugh
>running and laughing
>in berry (dodgyish place) for the holiday
>people probably thought i was a druggo
>pic related, its the place we went for dinner
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>>37599000
>>hands on my chest (the back of my hands)
What did he mean by this?
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>>37599028
I meant like the back of my hands were on my chest (basically touching nipples except with a shit
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>>37599046
Well i can confirm you have aspergers, friend

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Good morning, wagecuck. Time to wake up and fantasize about your two days of freedom.

Another day, another dollar.
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>>37598908
This so, like, totally.
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>>37598908
>boss scheduled me to work this weekend
>offered me hours on the one day off I had this week
>mfw I took them
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Sup neetles, what's new with you?

What did you spend this week learning about?

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>use airbnb to rent out extra room
>$624 after taxes for 5 nights
>wagies have to work for 13 shifts to earn this much

Get to work wagie. I need some extra neetbux aswell!
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$624 is chump change to be honest, but i can understand how it's a lot to a neet

t. wagie
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>let strangers into your home
>let them fuck on your bed
>clean up after them like a maid
>brag about a paltry amount

bad
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>>37598962
>not wanting to be a qt maid.
Very original


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