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Smoke weed everyday

Actually not necessarily every day, smoke weed when you feel like it but don't let it take over your life.
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But weed makes me cringe in embarrassment at everything I've been doing

It's like a friend that rags on you constantly. If you just stopped talking to the guy he wouldn't be an issue anymore.
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Ya when I smoked every day I thought it was making my life infinitely better too.

It's not that great.

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The story of my trip to the Western Wall in Israel.
As I approached the Western Wall a young rabbi slithered over to me. (Probably noticing my stereotypical American tourist cloths) As he approached I noticed him start to clasp his hands together rapidly and mutter incoherent noises - as he gets to talking distance I notice he has a sly look on his face, I think to myself he may just be tired so I think nothing of it. We engage in small talk for a little while, then he coughs loudly and asks the reason for why I came to Israel and in specific the Western Wall. I tell him I just wanted to visit all of the interesting spots and although I am Christian I don't have any religious affiliation with the wall. He gives me a short chuckle..... Then out of the blue he asks if I have any sheckles to donate to him.... I am confused and ask why... He told me that Israel is Americas greatest ally and that the Jews are gods chosen people, so it would make sense I hand over all my possessions to him. He brings me to an ATM and I withdraw all my life savings say for about 10 percent. I glance over my shoulder and I see him rubbing his hands together very very quickly. Maybe he was praying to god and blessing me for my incredible charity to gods chosen people. I give him my money and as we walk down the street I start feeling bad, a chosen person of god took time out of his busy life to talk and pray for ME, and I lied to him by
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keeping some of the money for MYSELF (a person that wasn't chosen by god).... A rush of guilt comes to me and I tell him everything.... A sad look comes across his face and he says.... Well ya know goy, there's only one way you can make it up lying to gods chosen....... My eyes light up in surprise.. I throw myself to the ground and start kissing his shoes. I am begging to know how I can make things right with him..... He tells me to give him everything I own, we quickly go to the notary and I give him my house, wedding ring, and even the cloths on my back..... As I finish signing all the papers I go to the bathroom to clean the dirt off my face.. When I come back the rabbi is gone and nowhere to be found.... Maybe I further disrespected him and he left? Or maybe he was called by god for a mission? Either way I was satisfied.And that's the story of my trip to the Western Wall in Israel.

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How exactly does one 'change their personality' and what do you mean when you say that. Is it your outward persona or are you actually changing yourself.

Like, for instance, if I like dead baby jokes and that makes me unattractive to roasties, am I really improving my personality if I learn to not laugh at dead baby jokes around them despite genuinely finding them humorous or is it just learning how to be better at being fake?
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>>37579398
there is two ways to do this. The right way and tha autistic way.

>The right way
You write down everything you don't like about your self personality wise and do the opposite of it.

>The autistic way

Find a tv show character you think is super cool and act like them.
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>>37579398
>>37579460
You write down everything you don't like about your self personality wise and do the opposite of it.

This combined with developing the awareness to know when you're acting in the way you shouldn't

It's not that easy in the moment
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>>37579398
I believe that people cannot change their personality. However, they can change their persona and act like a whole different person in public. The person's personality will remain the same.

For example, a natural jerk cannot change his/her personality to become a godforsaken saint. They could lie to him/herself all they want but the personality is already formed and it cannot be replaced.

You could try lying to yourself and attempting to become the new persona inside but your true personality will definitely resurface one day.

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My life has become so empty and I spend my days just feeling miserable. I feel like suicide is the best option, I'm not afraid of death but If I was to kill myself I'd want it to be quick and painless, but I don't think I have access to any quick methods. I was thinking hanging myself wouldn't be too bad. So I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions or would like to share how you plan on ending it all, thanks.
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If you are willing to put so much effort into killing yourself. Why not put the same effort into making things better.

did anybody here ever steal from the mailmen? in my city they use bikes which they let stand in front of houses, is a load of mail worth stealing?
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>>37579306
I highly doubt it but it seems fun to read peoples mail.

Maybe if its like an amazon delivery guy.

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>on bus to field trip
>Chad turns around while on my phone
>he takes a fucking picture of me
>he sends it to everyone he has on Snapchat saying I'm a fag
>wish I had a fucking gun
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>>37579275
> cant decide if the girl sitting at the table to the left of me is recording me or just browsing.
> or these two chads who should be in the lunchroom talking to stacy but they're making fart noises like theyre fucking 10

i like my school's library
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>have camera almost always recording in the background on my phone to catch those nice shots of ass or just an image of a qt girl
>Rewatch the videos later and always aiming the camera slightly off what I wanted to record
Fuck
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>leave camera in womens public toilets
>???????????????
>result

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>guys date fatties
>they fuck
>girl thinks she hot and wears revealing clothing

For fuck sakes Anericans
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I want fatties to feel as bad about how they look as pretty much every average generic guy has to feel. But also I know that evolution is a thing and only smart attractive people should be able to reproduce and modern society is allowing shit genes to live on, and now the ugly horrible lower classes are having shitty kids like crazy, so one might become and attractive fluke and attract a high tier generic person to reproduce with them, and ruin a good genetic lineage, with unattractive genes that might lay dormant until generations down the line, and by that point the damage to the gene pool would have already been done
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>>37579251
Everyone on tinder in NYC is a bot account, ghetto nigress, or a fatty

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I unironically seriously wish I was gay. I have no respect for women and I hate them all they are all so selfish, petty, and vapid.

I can only respect men on an intellectual level, women are like dogs with tits. I don't even know how someone can truly respect a woman as an equal partner.
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thats reality for ya, when i was a weiler i always told myself i wouldn't be a sexist asshat like my boss but here am i with a burning pasion of hate for the female, i don't see them more than sex objects and equal partners seems pure fantasy

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Hello r9k I need a flag for my team
Must be related to space and rockets
Thanks
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This right here you faglord
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Prepare for trouble!
>And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
>To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
>To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
>James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
>Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth!
That's right!

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>signing up to fetlife
>need username

Suggestions robros?

Something not too autistic pls
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XxXKiritoXxX
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>>37579325
>tfw thought no one was gonna reply and already named it

t-t-t-thanks anyway

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>Sundresses decorate the cabin
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>>37578950
bailee, we all kno it's u bb

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>habe lost 10lbs in a a little over a week of being on keto

We're gonna make it bros.
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>got my gym subscription on 25-11-2015
>walk home after 2 hour gym session today
>stop at a traffic light
>2 underage Stacies stop next to me
>look at the ground because turboautist
>they decide to YOLO it and run the traffic light
>look up
>one of the Stacies stops and starts waving from the other side
>ignore her
>other Stacy starts waving too
>get a chub
> eventually wave back after half a minute
>they laugh in a friendly way
>get a boner
>Chad.feel
>walk home while trying to hide boner
>mfw the 500 hours at the gym paid off
>mfw highlight of this year
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>>37578803
>underage Stacies

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>it's another dream where i am in the high school and i met a qt girl and she takes care of me and become my qt girlfriend and my parents are proud of me because i have a qt gf who takes care of me'
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>wake up not horny for once
>tfw currently there's no fuel for the bantz
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