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have you ever gotten hit with the realization all at once that you're an unlikeable, embarrassing, societally incompetent autist?
I got high and have been hit with the realization ever since. I really had fooled myself into thinking I could pass as normal in public. I feel like quitting my job, knowing how people see me
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Like boy, I started my path to this realization while high. Now, I am a fully aware literal autist. Life fucking sucks now, well it sucked to begin with.
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>>37509244

I've been hit with that realization, and the realization that I'm an intolerable, lazy, annoying, cowardly peice of human garbage that everyone would be better off without.

Honestly the only option at this point is making sure to push everyone who might have anything that isn't loathing for you away (this includes family) until offing yourself is entirely altruistic.
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>>37509244

Bumping for interest, nothing is quite as horrifying as being fully aware of how disgusting you are and having to live with that day in and day out. Other robots must experience this

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Why did get the honorable, ancient tradition of the duel banned?

Is it because they couldn't stand to see their chads on equal footing with a beta? They couldn't stand a beta being capable of fucking killing their cum-suppliers?

I say we bring it back.
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>>37509158
>duel
>killing
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>>37509158
Because the concept of honor had to be dismantled to get the dystopian this far along
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>>37509158
everything old is bad you evil nazi

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Why do I feel so good when it's raining outside?
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>>37509016
It's an evolutionary thing. There are all these switches in the human mind that go off when you're doing something your gene payload likes. Cumming, eating, being comfy. Same thing with rain outside - your mind rewards you for sheltering yourself.
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>>37510386
Huh, I guess I'm just a fiend for the endorphins my brain releases as a result of taking shelter.
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>>37509016
Cause when it rains it means well hydrated Angels are making it rain

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I have these warts coming from my nose,and it looks fucking atrocious. The doctor said that it'll always grow back again.
>wat do now /r9k/? Should I finally off myself?
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>>37508988
jesus christ that's gross
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The pic looks like shit,I just woke up. I hope you can see what I mean. This shit is really terrible
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>>37509022
Thanks man

Orig

>parents precariously partake in the poop parcel propellor
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Explain further op. You slut.
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I'm not sure what any of this means
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>>37508986
>>37509724
A buried clue is not a clue.

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>in class a few weeks ago
>talking about relationships
>oh jesus please don't call on me
>teacher asks us what we like in a partner
>stacy says she only dates black guys
>blurt out that that's pretty racist
>oh shit I shouldn't have done that
>shitshow ensues
>mention I would only date a fellow white person
>I get called racist
>just give up and let it go

I don't get it. Why is it racist for white people to only want to date other white people but it's totally okay and not racist for white women to only date black guys?
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Sorry anon but don't ask us. Consider asking in a place where we don't all agree with your concerns. Find a tumblrina who has that belief and is also willing to have an open conversation about it (ha, good luck with that). Here, we'll only provide sarcastic answers that are in line with your beliefs but don't really give you an answer.
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>>37508835
>not blurting out you are only interested in dating black guys who are looking to get married.
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Op i feel you. I fucking suck at forming cohesive arguments too.
I recommend actually taking the time to write your thoughts down. try to form an argument for tomorrow. When you take your arguemnt to class, expect to get chewed out. Use that experience to form a better argument for the next day. This will not only make you a better speaker but it will make you a better writer.
Also read books. Lots and lots of them.

You will soon reach a level that will make that roastie in your class look like a dumb whore. Godspeed.

Why do people bother getting mad or sad?
I've never seen it benefit anyone, it never changes the outcome, it's just expressions of reluctance to accept or change, isn't it childish and weak to allow such subservience to ones sentimental experience of things? It's counterproductive, impractical and I don't see any benefit from indulging. Why bother getting mad or sad when you can just stop giving a shit and move on?
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>>37508766
Emotion is a beautiful thing. I'd rather feel like shit than feel nothing at all.
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>>37508816
>Why do people bother getting mad or sad?
>Emotion is a beautiful thing. I'd rather feel like shit than feel nothing at all.
You're the type of nigger that gets 0's on essays because he writes about something completely unrelated
There are more emotions than anger and sadness
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>>37508816
But why do people refuse to control it? They can control it but outright refuse to, rather they would allow this powerlessness to their sentiments, even if it makes them miserable or angry with no benefit to them at all, for some reason they are very adamant about wanting to float wherever the currents brings them instead of seizing agency over how they feel and controlling it through thought.

Why are you so eager to let emotions dictate your experience of things?

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TFW no longer even have motivation to masturbate or do drugs.

We've hit a new low, boys.
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>>37508686
I just stopped beating off in general.
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>>37508686
Im the same, but im 23 so i just assumed im losing sex drive with age haven't had the urge to jerk off in weeks
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>>37508686
The fact that you saved a dog photo makes you a good person

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This guy better swear revenge and devote his life to striking back against those who wronged him. Chances like that don't happen all the time.

He won't though... Just look at him.
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>>37508571
Let me guess, by "those who wronged him" you're referring to all muslims? The terrorists are already dead, there's no one to get revenge upon.
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homeboy dodged a bullet, plus he gets pity fucks for having a dead gf
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That's islamaphobic OP. you should be more open-minded and not strike out with fear against the migrants :^)

>be anon
>18
>been dating GF for 2 and a half years
>lost virginity
>first serious relationship
>popular in high school but once we started dating we stopped caring about our social circles
>literally do everything together
>not go to college just so we could start our life earlier, and it wasnt completely necessary
>subserviant
>plan to get married
everything perfect, but then...
>hear her sisters friend is coming into town
>I remember hearing that she thinks I am cute,
>but dont think much of it
>GF and I start fightin more but not very serious
>meet sisters friend
>barely talk
>still grow mild obsession with her
>realize that she may have just said I was cute too make my GF feel good
>doesnt matter
>its been 3 days since she left
>still cant stop thinking about her
>not even my typical type
>just as pretty as my GF
>doesnt matter

how do I end this feeling anons?

i'm badly in need of help
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>>37508558
Kill yourself, kid.

Fucking baiting ass retard
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>>37508558
Ask yourself why you are obsessing over her. Does your girlfriend not make you feel desirable anymore? You mentioned that this other girl calling you cute was a big deal for some reason.
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>>37508558
Stop being a cuck and cheat like a real man.

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>He just became POTUS imo
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>>37508536
A thread died for this

oreginald
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>>37508536
pittsburgh told him to fuck off kek
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more like pOUTis am i right haha

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My friend and I have been very close with since kindergarten.
we never really split since, she's in college and I work and live on my own now.
She blossomed into a fucking 10/10, the hottest girl I've ever seen in real life.
Given that, she's had a surprisingly small amount of boyfriends, all of which were very short lasting relationships (9 weeks I want to say is her record)
I really want her but I never had an idea how to make it happen even though I know her better than anybody else.
well tonight this happened:
I live in a small house by a lake and since it's hot as fuck today her and her friend decided to come over and swim today.
I just chill out on the raft, daydreaming of me turning this into a 3 way. The whole time they were swimming and even before that they kept grabbing at each other and giggling, there wasn't even a "stop! D:" just giggling.
Come 11pm they both lay on the same couch and just talk about random shit
I go into the bathroom to get my phone and piss
when I leave, the door to my room is locked and I hear them in there giggling in between kissing sounds. I try to open it and I hear them laugh at me. then I just sit on the couch and listen to her moan, then giggle, then moan, then giggle, then go "OH FUCK OH FUCK" then moan then giggle.
Now I am sitting here with their bikinis at my feet, listening to the other girl moan and giggle now just feeling all the following:

>My crush is a carpet muncher
>She is eating a girls pussy 10 feet away from me
>I've known her my whole life and never even suspected it
>the first time sexual things are happening in my bed and I'm not involved.
>How did only 2/3rds of my fantasy become a reality?
>I'm spending the night on the couch while getting cucked
>this is going to be the most awkward breakfast ever
>trying to fight the urge to fap into this towel for the fourth time in a row
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>>37508459
pathetic

original commment
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>>37508459
Fuck off normal fuck. This post is normie as fuck.
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>>37508740
I'm a khv so idk how

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What advice would you give a teen who feels alone?
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>>37508407
kill yourself
it's not gonna get better
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>>37508433
I want to disagree with you, but I can't
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Life doesn't get any better.
Get away and stay away from shitty people or people who bring you down. Get a job and don't waste your money, invest it and save up.

Go where you believe will make you happy

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Hello, anons! Hope you're all doing okay!
This is a nice thread. Please no bully.
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>>37508328
Fuck you op. Your image reminded me of the collector's edition of spice and wolf that I missed out on and is now stupid expensive
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>>37508328
Kill yourself, mobilefag

Originally, too
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I was reading about serial killers and this guy had a dildorevolver.

My assumption on where the dildo was placed was incorrect.

How many of you are skeletons

I look disgusting and could get my ass beaten by an eighth grader, not to mention people treat me like I'm a child because of it. Pls help
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>>37508314

Either go full /fit/ or go trans.
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>>37508326
Problem is I don't mind working out, but eating is a chore for me and anything above 1000 calories a day makes me sick.
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>>37508314

I'm a 5'8 midget 110lb skeleton. 12yr old girls nowadays are taller and heavier. I hate being genetically inferior, but it's not my fault.

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