Friendly reminder that it does not matter how much you try to change or improve yourself
We all are to be fated to that slow death called autism
Its not so bad when you give up all hope of intimacy with a female
Then social situations become much easier because youre just basically along for the hopeless ride
>>35770198
I wonder how this guy destroyed his life
>>35770198
would you look at that. people so self absorbed with themselves they actually care about the clothes on their back
How do I give myself Autism
I have a little already but want to cultivate it
>>35770105
eat a ton of raw salmon from the river, no joke, the heavy metals in the fish will fuck up your brain and give you autism, if not that then eat a ton of butter
go all in on animu/mangu
any gaming you do should focus mostly on Roguelike and Bullet Hell variants
start nurturing a mental fantasy world and populate it with proto tulpae
there's probably many more avenues to follow, but these are solid bets
Hang out with autists online. They will tell you that you have autism, when you do not. They will ask you if you have it on repeat until you snap.. and then they will tell you that you have it some more.
Fembots:
Do you find your father physically attractive?
No
But that may be because I'm mostly into girls
Not at all. You're disgusting op.
>>35770086
Look at the poor chestlet around those boobcows. She must be feeling the rage of a thousand suns.
Anons, I need you to talk some sense into me.
> be me
> hopelessly shy
> try OKC
> fall for girl
> feels gud going to sleep thinking about her
> shit falls through
> delete OKC crap
> now I want to do it again
Trouble is, what do if someone from irl recognizes you on there? Won't it be kinda awkward? I don't want girls on campus to know I'm desperate & used it D:
Halp pls, you robots are all I have.
Reee reply to my thread
Also
> tfw came so close to having a mommy gf
> sperged out last sec and told her I didn't feel comfortable being with her in public
> tfw fear of judgement from fellow youngsters stopped me from living my fantasy
FeelsBadMan.png
'nother bump oreganaoc
>tfw no one replies to your thread
Echooo... echoo... echo...
Who here /snek/
I am here to answer snake related questions
Is there any benefit to having a human gf over a snek gf.
Serous question. Seen several porn vids to consider it.
>>35770055
Why does that snake look like vomit?
>>35770127
Snakes arent for dating. They're for appreciating and respecting
>>35770134
You're a faggot
>"I don't know how to put this"
>"I wish you weren't black"
I am unable to process this.
This is what makes supervillains, im sure of it.
>>35770052
welp, guess I'm gong for round 2
I'm half black with an average penis(maybe a tad thick), literally no pussy can say no to me, big dicked boys can only show their dicks off on the internet or in porn, only broken as fuck girls want big dicks to "hurt them good"...a mentally healthy girl wants to feel pleasure like the hedonistic cunt she is
>>35770052
Damn, that sucks dude. How far along were you with her?
Why won't anyone date me?
Is it because I'm a greasy creep who lives in a relative's unwanted space with no respectable income, or maybe because I complain about how women dress and act when I'm completely incapable of interacting with my peers on even the basest level.
I just want to find a 9/10 virgin gf who shares my exact esoteric political beliefs and embarrassing hobbies without having to go out to any public function or major social media sites.
Why do people think less of me, when all I do is think less of them?
Help me, Robots.
Go away and figure your shit out >>>/adv/
>with no respectable income
It's that, exactly that, and only that.
So long as you had respectable income you could be all that other shit, and even worse, and still easily get a girlfriend.
What does she mean by this?
Orgnal
Straight guy here with a homolusting twink friend. Same age, although he has insanely feminine features, pale skin, and pretty much looks like a female with a wig.
> be me
> slightly intoxicated last night
> i know he's always been lusting for me
> put the wig on him and reach down to fondle his bulge
> we stumble into my room and he tears my boxers off and starts suckling my shaft
> hot and sweaty, I close my eyes, pretend he's actually a girl, and blew the stickiest load straight down his throat...
one of the normiest things i've read here in a while
Cool.
Now post his picture.
>your straight friend will never fondle you
Nice fantasy but I couldn't ruin a friendship like that.
>in uni, everyone doing assignment on laptops
>talking with friend next to me
>wants me to listen to some song
>plug in headphones
>start playing song on near max volume
>it's Bad and Boujee remixed so that a loli girl is singing it
>5-10 seconds in without realizing the headphones weren't completely in the port
>get laughed at by all the other students
>professor rolls her eyes and says, "Seriously?"
>just learned today that the original song is apparently popular
>mfw everyone heard me listening to some weeb version of Bad and Boujee
I don't know how I was so dumb. I don't think I can go back guys
You've two choices
play it off like a master
never return
>>35769972
Link the song
>>35770104
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xlSmsKJq3CI
Woops, there it is.
>be fembot
>do lewd stuff with ~20 y/o neighbor when I was ~12
>constantly told how fucked up that is and how I should be scarred for life
>tfw I actually didnt mind at the time (actually liked it because I had a big crush on him and he was super nice and gentle) and I still dont view it as anything remotely damaging
Why is it made such a big deal? I can see how it would be bad if the older one is really controlling or forceful but that goes for any relationship at any age.
>>35769916
Because fucking kids is not proper etiquette for a grown adult.
Also it's illegal as shit.
>be 11 yrs old
>end of day, running late
>miss school bus
>principal offers a ride home
>small talk
>eyes moving up and down his body while he talks
>ask if he's married
>want to give him head
>too scared to reach for it
>arrive home, parents ask if he tried anything
>they have no idea
>finger self that night
>>35769916
The relationships are statiscay shown to be bad for children. Teen girls who et involved with adult men are more likely to dropout more likely to be abused and more likely to be pregnant. The only people I know who do this are immigrants and Florida white
Hey Uncle Anon, can you drive us to Jamal's mansion? He's a basketball player and has a swimming pool
>>35769871
His house burned down, remember?
I hope they find the crazy racist who did such a terrible thing..
Can I swim in the pool? He's not gonna use it anyway
I heard the pool had to shut down. Something about HIV in the water.
What are or was your guys phobias?
When i was a kid,i has a serial fear of dogs,cynophobia.I couldn't see one that i started to sweat,shake,anxiety beats,etc.
Also,a short story about it:
>I was in the building that my father lived,(divorced parents) passing the day with him.
>So,we go out of apartment and he says:"stay here,i just gonna catch the keys and we go".
>We were going to the market
>So there was me,a little boy waiting in the corridor
>Evrything normal
>So,i hear a sound of a dorr being opened
>I turn around,was the neghbour that lived in front of my father's home
>She was with her dog
>Was a pitbull,i sware to God,was a fuckin PITBULL!
>He just stay there lookin at me
>Shake starts,sweat start to fall
>iwantrun.jpg
>So,after 12 seconds of agony,my oldman come
>"It's here,let's go"
>goodbyedemon.gif
>"Why you are all sweated?"
>Just don't answered
OP here,c'mon /r9k/!Don't leave me alone,we are brothers!
Hope you all burn in hell you fuckin traitors
This is the most autistic thread thine eyes hath laid eyes on
if you were a grill, would you rather do porn, be a home slut(put your pics on a website with your number) or a streetwalker?
All three
If I have to be a slut, I will not half-ass it
you're a degenerate if you didn't pick home slut
>>35769818
Porn and possibly escorting.
>gay people assume an identity based on where they like to put their dick
>>35769816
>children can choose what gender they are attracted to
>they can also choose what gender they want to be
>yet they are mentally incapable of consent to anything else.
The lgbt community has never been very smart
>>35769816
>straight people persecute others based on where they like to put their dick
You assume an identity based on a cartoon frog
If you have depression and aren't working out you're a meme. Eat right, work out every day and focus on your body's well-being. Your brain is just an appendage that helps your body make the right choices to keep itself going, nothing else.
>>35769795
My meds just got upped to be honest. Am I being to honest?
>>35769795
>Eat right, work out every day and focus on your body's well-being
yeah, dude, i actually have the drive to do this when i'm depressed!
only those fakers lose all motivation and just stop caring about anything
>>35769795
600mgs.. no regrets, who's laughing now, faghots?