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>>35363841
normies think im a reserved mysterious cool guy because of how i treat them and how i look but really im just a mess. respect means nothing

>>35363841
Nah they just think ur a snob or a prick

Everybody respects cool badass loners in movies, hell even the tragic kind that destroy themselves like film noir heroes or true punk rockers. Think Mad Max, Clint Eastwood etc. but in reality no one wants that. No one wants to know people like that. I'm a lonely hero man sitting on the edge of the apocalypse and no one can stand me

i had four yesterday for today and finished them all on 5am, felt good desu

>>35363826
Just drop out and be a NEET like me haha

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>>35363826
>Math midterm today
>Chink prof
>Tells everyone repeatedly to not use cellphones in the days leading up to the exam
>Day of exam, I use a calc like he said
>County college in nigger county so they didn't care, busted out the phones and symbolabbed the whole thing or looked up the answers or whatever
>I know I bombed it
>Chink teacher sees the phones
>"Hey you! No texting! Next time I see phone during test you fail!"
>mfw I could have just cheated and not failed

REEEEE ITS TOO FUCKING LATE FOR THAT ITS THE FUCKING MID-TERMS

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>>35363810
Happy birthday anon! How old are you turning? Everyone deserves to have a good birthday. Enjoy it buddy.

>>35363932
oh thank you anon im turning 22

>>35363989
I just turned 21 last month.

Oblivion and disappearing off the face of the Earth

The total desecration of all normie graves

I name myself the same thing every time.
It's never taken.

a mix of:
- anything thats available
- current mood

i never remember them anyway

>>35363885
its also like "timed mental scrabble" where i invent word combos lol

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>>35363784
The first rule of /r9k/ is: You do not talk about /r9k/.

>>35363784
Never let the failed normies win

>>35363784
Normie brigade of 2014 rip forever

>>35363743
Definitely not. Just use a sturdy belt and wedge it between a closed door and the door jamb and sit down. You know, Robin Williams style.

Try ligature strangulation

just jump in front of a train

>>35363738
the cat has your rope

He knows he's the embodiment of chaos, but as certain strips show us, even Garfield can be good and kind. Clearly, this side of his personality came to the forefront and ended Garfield's life for the sake of everyone else on this Earth.

>>35363738

70s Jon looks a lot funnier than Modern Jon.

Have you tried sucking my cock?

>>35363708
>How do i get a male feminist bf?
Why do you want one?

i hate microscopic sub 7 inch penises too senpai.

its like the food chain. we have lions and dinosaurs, and then we have zooplankton. we have a proton. someone has to be the untouchable trash tier right?

>>35363689
we don't try we become girls (male)

Why do men even try? Just give up.

>>35363688
get XP or 7

>>35363688
I think you can right-click a folder and remove it and all sub-files from the search index under "properties"

>>35363648
You don't. Enjoy it until they figure out the truth

my family THOUGHT i was going to be a chad

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>>35363648
My family thinks I'm a total chad because I hang out with lots of grills. Truth is, they like me because I'm so spineless that they can cuck me whenever they want.

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>2009 is the year i graduated HS
>felt like last year
>tfw want to walk in the halls again to get hit with waves of nostalgia but will look like a creep because I'm 26 now

>>35363631
November was only 4 months ago dumbass
but iktf desu, feels like hs was a few months ago, not 3 years ago

>graduated HS in 2015
>turning 20 in may

>>35363618
I stream, dont do it, I get little viewers and u end up a wierdo talking to yourself for months, streamed for 2 years and dont get anyone. I gave up and started botting my account

>>35363781

I think people watch popular streams and think, "oh that'll be so fun and easy." But most successful ones started when twitch was new. I doubt any could have success they have now starting later than 2014 without botting or getting signed on to a pro team.

I tried.

Unless you're exceptionally funny, attractive, or skilled then it won't go anywhere without lots of streaming. Even then it only lifts off with luck.

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Lel my whole diary says kill me . Can't wait for someone to find it after I'm dead

>>35363668
Go back to tumblr or just fucking kill yourself already then.

Chad probably didn't come to class that day.