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wow anon you actually came here for a girls night?
haha, you know we called your cell as a joke right?
what a loser
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ah but whatever! get those clothes off and let's get started on that dick!
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>>37660021
>called your cell
is it the 1990s
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>>37660021
>implying I leave the house
try again op
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I have a a habit of entering relationships with women I do not love. I've been doing this for about 8 years now.
It started out as a way to talk to stacie without shitting spaghetti everywhere.
I 'd talk to ugly girls at my work to practice, then when I got good at it I talked to progressively hotter and hotter girls.
I'm afraid I've acquired some sort of mental illness. the one that makes you manipulate people.
There's a way you can groom/interact with girls where they become emotionally dependent on you. The process is as follows.
>Meet someone you like
>do whatever it takes to win them over
>Win them over
>Earn their trust
>prey on their insecurities slowly over a long period of time
>make them lose confidence in themselves
>Be there for them whenever they need you
>Learn all their insecurites
>Go too far every now and then (emotional or verbal abuse in an argument)
>Apologize if she cries
>Make up for it by any means necessary
>Go too far again
>Have them apologize
>Accept their apology
>Always do whatever they ask of you, never owe them anything
>Make them develop feelings for you through repeated exposure
>Become their boyfriend
>If they have a boyfriend, always one-up the dude whenever he's not there
>Literally the second he fucks up, you can get her to break up through the power of subconscious suggestion
>Once you're her bf do everything she wants you to do
>Be literally perfect. be better than all her friends. Learn about them then do it better
>e.g. If she shares a common interest in photography with one of her friends. read as many books on photography as humanly possible.
>Have sex with her so she can become emotionally attached to you (eat her out if you have to)
>she has to cum otherwise there's a chance she'll remain independent
>The next day, act like last night never happened.
>play on her insecurites as much as possible without being a dick.
cont.
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>>37659985
No one cares
originalgigngnitr
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>>37659985
30 year old here been doing the same thing.
Not even sure if love is a thing.
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>>37659985
You could have summarized this tl;dr shit in a single image.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13168217
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>>37659657
>lmao no one will guess it's base64 i'm such an h4xx0r xD
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WOW THANKS FOR RUINING THE POLL
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>>37659670
G5VAY(&1O('EO=2!H879E('1O(')U:6X@=&AE('!O;&PL(&%N;VX_
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Why do normie girls love to show off their designer bags so much?
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>>37659567
Dont know. Ive never paid more than 20$ for a bag
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Same reason people buy lambos, to thow their apparent wealth. Its a money based dick waving contest.
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money makes them think they suddenly appreciate bag design
goes for everything really. once someone gets in the groove of setting fire to their wallet, they become connoisseurs of the most stupid shit.
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i lost my dream virginity today
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>>37659458
NICE!!!!!
orginLwitcheese
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What did you mean by this?
You dreamt for the first time?
You had sex in a dream for the first time?
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>>37659458
Kek. I love you robots.
Kamina
Do your best, fellow robot ! 2017-06-12 09:22:35 Post No.37659421
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Do your best, fellow robot !
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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.
Socializing. A basic, yet essential task for every normie out there, but surely a pain in the ass for most of us here. You may or may not see a necessity for such a thing. I'm a cyborg, so it's not something that hard for me to do, but enjoying it is another kettle of fish. Personally, I don't find it that essential to move on in life, but it tends to make everything easier.
That's why I talk about it here. Having someone to talk about what you want to do can be really stimulating. Well, somehow we're already doing it here, giving hope to anoyone who needs it, but I'll never be as efficient as a close friend.
For now, concentrate on what you have to do. Until you can find someone, I'll remain here. Go, robot !
Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.
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Bump, thanks for the effort and encouragement
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Bumping for some positivity on this board
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TTGL wasn't that good, honestly
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It is legitimate caucasian hours. Who is awake?
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wrong dumbshit it's 2 am we sleepan now
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I'm awake and soon to go off time travelling with john titor!
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i could not sleep my mortgage is overdue for payment and my toilet is broken
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What's the relationship between Pepe and wojak?
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>>37659342
childhood robot friends who grew apart.
pepe turned into a insanse/psyhcopathic chad and wojak became a beta wageslave. Pepe bullies wojak because he's insance.
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the best description in one pic
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>>37659370
that's also the relationship between Bob and Mike
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>Get pain in testicles
>Start urinating more often
>Body odor changes
>ass becomes super itchy a lot
>urethra hurts sometimes
>Go to doctor
>get diagnosed with gonorrhoea
>KHV
What the fuck life? Why do you do this to me?
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Did you call your former girlfriends to tell them about this? They might want to know.
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>>37659247
How did you get it?
Or how do you think you got it
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>>37659335
former girlfriends
I've never touched a woman romantically. I shake hands with them like an autist. I don't know if I should squeeze super hard not to look like a beta or I should just be gentle to not crush their hands. I barely make eye contact because it freaks me out.
>>37659585
I don't know. I don't know. I shit in public toilets sometimes. Maybe I got jizz on my balls somehow? This is the worst.
I can't believe I have an STD and I've never even kissed a girl.
Recently found some small, round, white pills with TEC on the front and a line on the back of them, I think they're percocets but I'm not sure.
Anyone have an idea what they are or if they're safe? Not experienced with drugs.
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>>37659143
Its acetaminophen. Acetaminophen kills your liver. Dont take that shit.
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it's a perc, oxycodone+tylenol
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>>37659177
>>37659188
Should I just flush 'em? Don't know anyone to help me 'distribute.' Might keep one just to try it out.
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be my friend
tycho#2900
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>>37658972
d-did you sneeze on your keyboard anon??
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>>37658987
sorry haha i have a bad sneezing problem
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>>37658972
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
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Whats up kids
drinking stoly
alone on a sunday night
no one to talk to
how is your sunday night?
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Listening to the Chicago police scanner and driving virtual trucks over virtual rocks and mud in spintires.
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>>37658996
Hows my nigga Robert doin?
is that game fun? sometimes i like to play islamic truck simulator in GTA.
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>>37659084
Its a warm night, so it was goin down.
Its basically just an offroad simulator with giant russian trucks and a ton of mods. The devs are ded so id wait for it to go on sale again if i was you. There are still multiplayer games so its not all dead.
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Anons, there was a brown recluse in my room. It was under my bed. I'm afraid to go to sleep now, I'm scared there'll be more.
Help me.
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>>37658864
Yeah it's gonna lay eggs under your bed.
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>>37658864
Did you kill it OP? You didn't mention that very important fact. If not, get a flash light and look in the corners.
Also, if you're having trouble going to bed, read a book. That works for me!
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yeah look for signs of more of them, make sure it's dead
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>tfw another girl rejected you
what do?
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Move on originally
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Stop asking out girls who don't even know you exist until you ask them out
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>>37658485
I used to think it was girls who rejected me. Turns out it was the other way around.
>match with 8/10 qt3.14 on Tinder
>text all day
>ask her out
>says yes
>take train to her town
>get lost on my way to meet her
>getting frustrated at how beta I am being late
>tell her I'm sorry
>she says it's okay can't wait to meet me
>Jehova Witness and pack of mormons ruin my day
>hot and sweaty in this fucking city
>submit to my anxiety and tell her I can't come
>she says it's okay, next time for sure
>I text her about how mad I am at myself
>she gets sick of hearing it and blocks me
>stay inside for a week hating myself
>kissless virginity intact
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Please help me anons I want to fucking end it right here right now
>be me a week ago
>living on my own in nice cozy apartment
>walking down to work one day
>always think about adopting a kitty while walking past the animal shelter
>later that day, on my way home
>say fuck it
>go in and get myself a baby kitten
>they gave me a "starter kit" I guess you could say
>bottle and some formula for it
>name her Keanna
>decide to go to bed that night cuddling her
>wake up next day
>cant find Keanna
>I must have rolled over in my sleep
>I find her dead underneath me
how do I even continue going on with my life
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that's ok just give her the proper burial and the respect she deserves
innocent mistake, just pray and keep being a good person
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if this is real, fuck
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>>37658266
Jeex thats fucked up OP I hope you are alright