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Sup bots what do you guys do for fun and or what u looking forward to or are into at the moment? dont worry no bully from me just interested.in what you guys like.
I'm 23. I'm a dude. Neet atm.
Hobbies I love; skating, guitar, piano, drawing, ptcg/ptcgo, and recently got back into fingerboards was on a hiatus since high school ( me n my Bois used to shred it up in class with our tech decks playing s.k.a.t.e.) I bought a 50-75$ fingerboard and the teacher tried to take it, that ain't happening got suspended for it but it was worth it
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No one?;_( dang guys I was hoping someone else was as gay as me and liked fingerboards
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>>39034921
I used to skate and play ptcg (if you mean Pokemon card game) competitively. I went to touraments (Nationals, world championships, etc.). It was really fun and I haven't played in like 2 years. I was one of the best players in my city.
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>>39034921
>fingerboards
>instruments
Same me lad. Why does every other bot on here play guitar or bass? I never see drummers or keys. Are we even any good. I say im decent but would not be impressing anyone in a recording
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Toilet paper is a trick. It's an honest to God scheme. Try this: Take a paper towel, dampen it in the sink, and wipe your ass with it. You are done in 2 or 3 wipes. Every bathroom has a sink. I can't imagine any reason for toilet paper to exist. It's bad for your asshole and costs you money unnecessarily.
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I moisten the toilet paper and add a drop of liquid soap on the center.
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or get a fucking bidet
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>>39034878
or just use the shower and keep the toilet for your uncivilized guests who shit in your toilet instead of shitting at home instead.
I shall post a picture of Zelda every day.
Day 2
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Her unconventional features combine in a way that make her pleasing to the eye.
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best installment coming through
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Can you post Zelda hentai?
Why doesn't /r9k/ just join the military? Marines literally drown in sweet jap pussy.
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>>39034709
nice spooks nerd
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>>39034709
I'd rather be poor and be normal than be a fucking paid murderer cunt.
Yeah, you might get fit and have a nice body, yeah, you might have a job and shit to do... but you're a fucking pawn.
The people you're "going to war" with aren't a threat to you... they're not a threat to anyone for the most part.
The ONLY military action right now that makes sense is fighting ISIS... but the military sees money and oil and gold and you're just some disposable prick to get the bigwigs in their golden towers their profit.
Military people are fucking wankers.
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They dont want me cuz they think ill Private Pyle myself in bootcamp
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The alt right is really fucking weird. These aren't like skin heads with face tats and a meth addiction. These are like average white guys from the suburbs who did OK in high school and do OK in college.
I mean, I get where they're coming from, but its weird as fuck that they are taking such an extreme view point.
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Whites are sick and tired of being put down by people of color. It is about time they stand up for their rights as people.
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>>39034467
You ever watched Paranoia Agent? It's like that.
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>>39034483
I haven't watched it. Explain.
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How do you kill your family dog and have it look like it's an accident/not your fault?
Asking for a friend
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Stab it and trashbin it
Leave the door open so it looks like it ran off.
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You kys faggot
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Choke it to death, but softly. Like the pillow method you use on the old and the sick at hospitals.
>le just passed away in sleep
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What race are you?
What race is your ideal wife?
Do you think it will ever happen?
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>>39034243
Name of girl? Pls im being very original and polite
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uhhhhhhh, I'm not racist, but...
White is Right
Not until I get off my fat ass to get some.
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>white
>white
>ye probably
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First three people with dubs are niggers and should be ridiculed and lynched.
Come one come all to mock the blackeys.
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AW LAWDY! WUZ GOIN' ON IN DIS THREAD!?
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>>39034248
Are you one of those white people who emulate African Americans? Disgusting Wiggers.
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>>39034180
>And where the fuck you think you goin WITE BOY
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How do people manage to remain virgins after 25 years old? Hell, how do wizards even exist? You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you? Do you guys even try?
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some men have there nuts stuck up there butt hole
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I just don't socialize. I work and then go home to play videogames and listen to music.
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27 here. A girl showed interest in me once, but I was far too paranoid and autistic to go down that road.
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suppose life had character creation, what would you look like?
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>>39034096
I'd have very distinct features but I'd be good-looking and tall.
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Surely I could get a gf if I looked like this guy.
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I'd be a skinny albino. hehe
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Is it even possible to turn your life around past the age of 23?
>asian
>college drop out
>kissless, handholdless, contactless virgin
>no job experience
>no friends
>masturbate to cuckold, interracial, raceplay, wmaf porn 1-3 times a day
>no drivers license
>no skills
>no hobbies
>brainlet who can barely stay focused on reading for more than 10-15 minutes
>spend at least 8-10 hours a day on 4chan, minimum
>don't enjoy video games anymore
>don't enjoy anime anymore
>can't watch a show without losing focus
tired of living such a pathetic "life". how can i fix myself?
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>>39034000
Man I've seen this collage before and wish there was sauce on it. Every one of those Asian qts is fucking amazing
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>>39034000
transition its the only way at this point
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>>39034000
Stop doing drugs, feelio
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How real is the BBC actually? What percent of black men actually have huge penises? Cause it's obviously not all of them.
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>>39033913
Black guy here. It is a meme just as life is. I myself am an average 7.2" and mt friends are around the same.
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>>39033948
I'm around there and I'm white but technically that's above average.
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>>39033913
he's not erect though?
and yeah it's a meme, I'm only 9'
I just turned 21 and thought I'd get a cute girl to do a roleplay fantasy with me.
>go on backpages
>find an ad for a private escort
>20 years old, asian, 5'3
>$200
>text her, seems like her english isn't great, whatever
>Drive 30mins to her place
>She opens door
>There's a fuckin pooinloo putting his clothes on behind the door
>my 20 year old cute asian girl is actually what appears to be a 35 year old oompa-loompa
>Stand in doorway awkwardly, trying to get answers out of this woman
>All she can say is "yes" and "okay"
>wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life
>turn around and leave
>She texts me shit like "baby come back I make you happy"
>Go home and bust three-week nut to porn
Is this standard? I want to try again in future but this shit was such a waste of time, and I don't want to pay $500 for a real girl.
Prostitute general
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Sounds like an omen, bud.
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backpage escorts use really old pics of themselves and are shopped for the most part.
Lots of saggy boobs. Your best bet is to find a good one and be a regular but you will have to screen a few before you find one that doesn't suck.
Or if you have money just get a sugar baby.
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>>39033597
Never hire asian prostitutes. They're filthy liars and you will always be disappointed with them. There's at least a dozen ads posted in my local area every day about 20 year old asians with fake photos.
>First asian prostitute I got said she was 20, but obviously older than 40
>Second one was old, fat and smelled like shit, I stopped half way into it and just left
>Third one was okay looking, but she let out this really loud and wet fart when I was fucking her
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>Implying roasties can get depression
'I will actually smile for my school photo'
I fucking hate roasties so much they make me puke
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Hahah cynicism hahahhahah
Fuck anyone I can't relate to lmao
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>>39033606
Fuck off, you know it's true. Women can't be depressed EVER.
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>>39033815
Lol boy you are one big retard
>hurr durr I am an African starving child
>white people in America can't ever be depressed
>they have food and cars and water n shiet
Does this mocking greentext illustrate how retarded you sound?
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What is called when innocent person become opposite of innocent?
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Guilty originuz
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>>39033473
loss of innocence
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Moral degradation is the doujin term.