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Who /circumcised/ here?

I want to kill the people who mutilated me and continue to mutilate the genitals of infant males every day. I honestly cannot believe how something so barbaric is allowed.
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where is all this anti-jewish rhetoric coming from on arcanine all of a sudden?
because I LIKE it.
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we'll get our revenge and save the children some day
I'm betting my life on it
until then just save up about 10k in the next two years
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>>38362648
>until then just save up about 10k in the next two years

For Foregen right?

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>tfw I literally spend hours browsing and saving cartoon porn

What the fuck am I doing with my life?
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Meanwhile I'm about to destroy some poonani. Keep savimg thise cartoons bro

Haha
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>tfw I literally spend hours browsing and not saving cartoon porn and not masturbating

You are living the life of a man who hones his senses to identify only the highest degrees of quality in the art and culture of the world.
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>>38362559
same. except I get high all day long too and I don't have employment currently nor am I in school.. until August

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What to say under immediate physical threat from a black in order to defuse the situation? I'm not kidding. I can't exactly fight. I'm too skinny. How do I maintain an "alpha" attitude in order to get the black to fuck off?
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>>38362337
We just a couple of pimps no hoes bang bang skeet skeet nigga
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Show him your gun
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>>38362337
do martial arts
works no matter how skinny you are

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I am intensely interested in you. If you would like to be known, please keep reading.

>What is the point of this thread?

I am fascinated with getting to know others. Through this board I've received hundreds of messages from anonymous posters via contact of their choice (Discord, email, phone) telling me about themselves, which is how I get to know you. I am deeply interested in your life story.

>What do you want to know?
Everything. I want to know what you want to do with your life, how you became the way you are, your favorite memories, the opinions you have, your sins, I will only request that you do not share personal information that could break anonymity.

>How do I contact you?

I've shouldered the burden of sharing contact information by displaying the two most popular methods of contact below.

Email
>[email protected] (throwaway)

Discord
>Love#7833
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>>38362293
>Is this some sort of underhanded post?
No, it is not. I have an unmolested interest in you.

>Will I be able to get to know you?
This is not what I am offering. Any questions you ask will be deflected, politely declined or ignored during the process of getting to know you.

Thank you, I love you and hope your day has been going well.
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>>38362293
everytime I see this fucking thread I get spooked
fuck off love
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>>38362395
I just want to know you.

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How do you spend money to make money?
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Buy a slave.
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>>38362283
Buy some educations
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By putting it on red and praying it doesn't land on black.

Or you could buy an item for $1 and sell it for $2
Take that $2 to buy 2x$1 items

Take your two $1 items and sell them both at $2 each and you've now made $4. You started out with $1 and now you have $4. Its like magic.

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Just remember that there's more to life than other people guys.

Remember that something is going on right now, that as far as you know you're a real thing that can think that, and there's a whole world happening at the same time in the same way. It's really something, there could just as easily be nothing but for some reason there's me, and you, and all this, all just growing and glowing.
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>>38362221
But what do I do now
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>>38363327
I dunno

Whatever you want to do.
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>>38362221
>there's more to life than other people
There's really not. I'm sorry.

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I turn 30 in two days.
I'm a failed normie of sorts who's in the process of becomming a well adjusted adult.
Here's some of my background.
>Was NEET off and on.
>Was wageslave off an on.
>Had gf but, never lasted and I grew to hate her.
>Traveled the world a bit.
>Know lots about tea.
>Fucked escorts.
>In trade school.

So ask me things, You can also ask about my brother who has some rather disturbing prison stories. I'll bump with things as I feel like.
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How would you like to die asked the spider to the fly?
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>>38362213
I'm thinking of losing my v-card to an escort sometime in the next couple weeks when my family will leave for a vacation. What advice do you have for me? Should I do incall or outcall?
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>>38362587
Outcall is always better.
I live little over an hour away from a legal whore house.

Be weary of what you get.
In some places where it's legal you still have to worry about getting robbed or tricked.

Be on the weary side.
If she's naked and about to fuck you have nothing to worry about. Relax and enjoy it.

If you can get up the money, brothels are the way to go. Be it in Europe or Aussie land.

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Denny's general
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>no drive through
>have to actually go in and interact with a human

Dennys is normietier trash
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>>38362208
I liked them back in the day but not so much now,Waffle House is where it's at.
>patty melt with hash browns
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O hai OP!

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Why is there such a surge in incest porn everywhere? Why is it so popular?
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>>38362158
>B-but you're my step-brother!

Every time.
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>>38362158
I think the porn companies are trying to push harder porn into the mainstream to hook more users. Incest was definitely a fetish at one point but now it's up there with vanilla porn in terms of distribution.
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>>38362158
It's so weird in my opinion. It's always the hottest girls doing it too, it kills the appeal for me.

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Great. I think I'm going through my gay phase. Should I just do it and get it over with?
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Nope. It'll pass. I went through heavy curiosity and it died down. I still jerk it to gay porn, but I damn I know I dodged a bullet.
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>>38362185
Ok thats good. All I can seem to think of lately is cock. Whenever I see a guy I wonder how big his cock is and how far down my throat I could get it. I'm constantly getting boners.
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>>38362146
end your life instead

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>mfw a girl bought me stuff in exchange for non-lewd pictures of myself
Am I going to make it, robots?
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>>38362109
Enjoy your face on fake ids lol
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Holy shit I knew people on here were desperate and naive but not THAT stupid.
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>>38362136
>>38362217
It was pics of my feet. I wouldn't have sent them if I didn't know her in real life

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Why is digital art so hard, I can draw on paper but the slide feeling on glass as well as the available brushes on Procreate made it much harder than necessary
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Because it just is. You need to practice and learn to draw digital as if from scratch.
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Because you don't know how to paint and aren't using layers the proper way.

You also don't know how to use colors the properway.

Learning enough of this to be comfortable with your own art will take you 5 years. It will take 10 years to make money off of it.

The best day to plant a tree is ten years ago. Second best day is today. Don't give up and make sure to check out /ic/'s sticky.

Protip, if you draw like that you cant draw on paper either. Also you might need to reinstall your drivers.
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because you are a trash artist

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You have or will at some point drive intoxicated
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Yes I have. So what?
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Shit, I dunno I thought it was a big deal. I have too but it wasn't a good idea
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Never driven drunk
I drive high all the time

>started as a 4/10 balding autist from SOUTH AFRICA who was bullied as a child and spoke with a stutter
>now worth 15.5 billion dollars, has a full head of hair, six kids, has fucked super models, is colonizing mars, and has an army of reddit dickriders
What's your excuse?
You're going to tell me that this guy can go from /r9k/ tier to one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, and you can't even get a gf?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

No matter how rich and successful you are. You will always be a beta and women will despise you.
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>>38361995
Any woman his age is invisible, there IS hope lads
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He's intelligent.
He has 100% focus on his science thing.
I'm dumb.
I have 100% focus on imageboards.

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it's wrong to be gay
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As I guy I can't help but to be impressed and say good shooting bro.
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>>38361983
>it's wrong to be gay
Well what do you want me to do about it
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>>38361983
what the heck that's a big willy

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