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HAHAHAAHAA NOT EVEN A DAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE FIRST LADY HAS ALREADY BEEN BLACKED

If he wanted to get to Trump that would have been Ivanka.

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How long do you think it's been since she's been with a real man with a huge cock like Obama?

No and why would you care? After that you'll stick to men

I'd personally say yes.

I have a weird and completely arbitrary methodology for this, but...

If you're a straight guy and you penetrate a girl's vagina, you've lost your virginity. If you fuck her ass or anything else, it doesn't count. But if you're a gay guy, fucking another dude's ass or getting fucked in the ass both count, since you'll never touch a pussy anyway.

If you're a straight girl, only getting fucked in the pussy counts. Any sort of lesbian fucking takes you off the list though.

>>34397963
how is a straight guy going to be fucked in the ass by a man?

my mother has been an alcoholic for 20 years, i don't even remember what she used to be like when she was sober.

>>34397227
I don't know if my mom is an alcoholic or not. She drinks most nights, but doesn't drink during the day. When she drinks at night, it's usually a bottle and a half of wine or about 10 beers.

When she drinks she becomes this extremely annoying person that I can't stand to be around. Her voice gets all nasally and she becomes pretty annoying in general. It's always made me really mad. She usually drinks alone or gets on the phone and talks to people late into the night, which I also hate because she's really loud and it's hard for me to go to sleep because she goes in and out of the house when she does this and it wakes me up.

>>34397287
she's pretty much an alcoholic, she just doesn't drink during the day.

>>34397023

What about communication? Do you know how to play the social game? Do you dress well, have good hygiene?

>>34397094
I'm clean but my hair is really fucked up, it stands on it's own for no reason and it gives me a homeless look. I'm also overweight, have glasses and a faggy(ish) voice.

I'm still 6'1 and White though so this doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>34397023
yes bro welcome to hell

i am glad i am not alone
s
see you soon friend

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>>34396877
>tfw have a weeby photographer gf
>tfw showed her yume nikki and she didnt like it

>>34396877

one that's in to cooking and child bearing

>>34396902
why didn't she like Yume Sticky

>>34396391
America would truly be the greatest country in the world if it legalized prostitution and weed. But of course, regulated it. I hope this happens within my lifetime so I can finally get a Stacy to sit on my face.

>>34396330
>Libertarians' dream

no but seriously, why not?

>>34396330
I would love it, my sexual frustration would diminish by a lot I feel like I would be so much more productive if I'm having regular sex

>>34396104
What do you mean "give in"? Is there a trap trying to have sex with me?

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>>34396104
>draw a female
>lol jk it's a guy

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>>34396127
>Is there a trap trying to have sex with me

There are plenty of traps out there looking for that special robot who can satisfy their needs and watch anime and play vidya with. You just gotta put yourself out there anon-kun, go on tinder or grindr.

hapa heil!

About 4 more months until the anniversary of his retribution and we spam threads about him on every board like we did last year, can't wait. /lit/ was a riot.

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>>34396029

>Blonde roasties obsessing over Elliot AFTER he killed a bunch of people and himself

What are these roasties endgame, /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe1zMeNsSMoQ1Rx0emBPYDQ/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzvH7MPDPzE&t=120s&user=ElliotSupremeLady

Ruligxanta

>>34395977
rellerinos

Sounds fun, I'll roll.
After I roll, I'll draw.

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>>34394943
Fuck. Off. Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We do not care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr/reddit or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whoIe heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

Men have objectively more difficult lives.

>>34394993
Yes, unfortunately. Why do you care?

I could be dead right now and people wouldn't give a shit.

>Implying I give a shit
Let them do it, don't let them do it, I'm not involved with them so it's not my concern.

>fetus
>baby
lol no

You should support abortion because it keeps the black and mexican populations down

>>34393506
When I was four, I was outside with my mom and sister at night and we saw a UFO.

I looked a lot like a star, except it was moving.
It was graceful, swimming, almost falling in the direction it was going.
It pulsed. Disappeared, reappeared.
Grew, shrank.

After awhile, it got much bigger, I thought it was coming for us so I ran.

But yeah, our stories are exactly the same and we still bring it up.

>>34393506
>tfw I keep seeing objects and dark shadows from the corner of my eye
>tfw i look and then they disappear quickly

>>34393711
MEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty weird.

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first for ESA cutting your bennies

my dads pissed up and telling me about selling cocaine and shagging pornstars in his younger years

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3rd for rhodesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIjgSPRSqY

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are women capable of happiness?

>>34391330
Women today are so much more united than men. All you can do is hate while women everywhere unite. Ha ha ha!

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Starting to think that "forever alone" women know that they're not hopeless, it's just one more thing they want to take away from men

>>34389809
I'll never understand "tomoko" bf.
Tomoko is a girl. I think you're thinking of Tomoki.

>>34390536
So you mean Tomoki? Also sage your posts, I was trying to let this thread die and you bumped it back up with your homosexual tendencies.

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>>34391044
>>34390963
Yeah it's probably because all the kids are home playing. Gotta play when they are sleeping or at school.

>>34391063
Where did I say today
>tfw bored
I didn't.
>Pushing away my friends
You mean just you? Lmaoing @ you.

>>34391085
Yeah CTF was stupid for the event. I also agree Symmetra turrets is super retarded.