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Aliens, whatever, the Jews are the real issue.

LMAO

Perfect timing for this thread.

The scary thing about this idea is that it could totally be real, yet no one would know. If ayy lmaos are real and more technological advanced then us, they could easily hide themselves.

>>35463795
why does this turn me on, what does it mean, someone xplain

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>>35463828
Your daughter will inevitably and invariably be...

BULLE'D

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>>35463828
Women getting desecrated by giant primordial beasts is the hottest thing in the world.

It's why BLACKED has so many subs, it's hot seeing something nonhuman destroy something beautiful.

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Lol I'm glad Chloe got her wish....

>believing there is fembots here

It's just sissy boys pretending.

>>35463750
stacey doesn't have a family, she hits 30 and gets either one dog or 2 cats

>>35463735
Holy shit college women are shit.
>tfw based community college doesn't have women like this

audibly gagged at sight

>>35463735
>tfw trying to get that camel toe popping

>>35463705
are you bearmode? why don't you show us? <3

>>35463705
>You males wouldn't date a bearmode girl. All you care about is emaciated teens.

>>35463784
>wanting emaciated children

tfw no 6ft gf with ample hair and healthy (also ample) fat and muscle distribution

>>35463697
>drunk texting
RESTRAIN YOURSELF, SON

I've only just started taking up drinking and somehow I can still maintain perfect grammar (though the extent to which I've drank has been pretty minimal, last time was about 6 shots of either peach liqueur or Fireball). Even still, I'm aware that I'm not in a good state to be communicating with anyone so I limit my drunk texts to my nocturnal stoner friend.

If I got wasted and started confessing to my oneitis how sexually frustrated I am because of her I'd probably get shot in the dick.

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>>35463697
holy shit, i was literally about to do the same thing. I have no idea what to tell my girl, but we havent spoken in months and it can only end poorly.
ill probably tell her to go fuck herself

That's a good phrase MANE

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>>35463683
>depressionposting
>as if anyone here cares about basic depression

>>35464809
Iyd a trulru teiblle ferling

>weed + cocaine

seems like a waste, coke when you're high is like 1/2 of the buzz

>>35463554
Coke hangovers are the absolute worst, I can't understand how you can handle them. I used to do coke for social skills but the rebound anxiety the next day makes me utterly unsociable

>>35463566
yeah it was a stupid idea to do so.. i only did it because i was bored.. and now i dont wanna go to sleep

>>>/lgbt/

this thread doesn't belong on /r9k/

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>>35463538
>tfw you're not a real girl

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do i pass mtfgr9k

cyborgs are literally a subset of normalfags you special snowflake mongo

>>35463577
cyborgs inhabit their own plane of existence between the two

>>35463607
They're just awkward normies

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You cannot doubt that you exist
The act of doubting proves you exist
Not even the prospect of death frees you from this fact because no one can know what happens after death

>>35463528
Never doubted my existence.
Doubted I was real.

Think about it. The realization might surprise you.

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>>35463609
Nah senpai, you are always real
But the external world, you can doubt that reality

Hey I'm trying ok?

>>35463454
That's your gf?

Figgity fuggity whuttt I think I just jizzle jazzled in muh pants.

Objectively the lowest race

Who?


Original comment 09098

This pic is so old, they probably have kids and can't afford faggy cloths like that anymore.

I knew legalizing pot would lead to problems. Fucking stoners digging holes in the road...

>>35463350
I was fixing my hair in my rear view mirror on my way home from class and rear ended one of the qts in my class.

Ended up rear ending her for real a week later, if u know what I'm sayin.

I have crashed all the cars I've ever owned while drunk. I have a very large drinking problem.
>white dodge neon
I was driving home and swerved over a high, angled curb, it ripped my tired off - when the cops came I told them someone in a red ford taurus ran me off the road because I already had a red paint scuff on the side of my car. No issue.
>plymouth van
I let a friend drive it and he got t-boned going left through a yellow light. turns out he had no liscense or insurance so I had to sue him for wrongful entrustment. I late finished off that van by crashing in a dumpster
>Jeep Patriot
Was coming home from the bar and passed out right at my apartment complex. I went through the fence and into a pond. I was living with my mom at the time so she came and took over my place as the driver saying she was on new meds (she was) and it made her pass out.
>Toyota Tocoma
I was drinking and taking a lot of klonopin at the time. I blacked out and rear ended this family in a minivan hard as fuck. People got hurt and I had to spend a year in jail - which was more boring than anything else.

Don't be like me.

>>35463337
I'd assume your tongue burns because vaginas are acidic
also I worry the same will happen to me

>>35463337
Tell her to blow you better. It sounds alpha as fuck and shell be turned on again and youll get a power boner just from commanding a woman to succ. Do it OP its now or never

Just tell her you were nervous and try again some other time. It happens.