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>left roastie, knows how to have sex like a porn star, would suck your dick and breed your children
But shes a major slut with a history of fucking the entire football team and everyone knows this.
she might cheat on you
>left
autistic bimbo with no personality basically a fembot, was molested as a child, no soul, doesnt know how to cook, shes never been in a serious relationship, has major anxiety quiet and shy, refuses to have sex 9 times out of 10 and shes depressed
Nobody knows who she is
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>>37680086
Both are severely de-humanized. I choose neither.
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left i guess
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You said left twice..
How do I get a gf that has this body type?
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>>37679967
Come to the United States. There are plenty of disgusting cows to go around.
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>>37679967
Be tall, handsome and confident.
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>>37679967
my gf is big but she wants to lose lots of weight and become skinny. It saddens me
I made a discord today to make some friends
Please be my friend
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>lonely autist roleplaying as a 2d girl
i don't understand
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>>37679326
Are you going to pretend to be an anime girl like a degenerate?
I don't want to waste my time
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>>37679365
THey are mentally ill, just ignore them and hope they suicide
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it frustrates me so much when people say "just get a hobby".
like I've never thought of that. nothing is interesting. if I liked things, I would have a hobby. all I do is play video games and refresh the same imageboard pages over and over and sleep. it's a pathetic existence and I don't enjoy it, but I enjoy other things even less.
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Interest in what you pursue should be genuine. It's supposed to hook you in enough to keep going. I've never felt good faking enthusiasm for anything, and I've tried it with lots of things which others take to naturally - it all peters out in the end, except for those things which started with genuine interest. Can genuine interest be forced into existence?
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Video games are my hobby. People don't take it serious but fuck em
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>>37679368
but don't you feel unfulfilled? don't you feel like you're wasting your life? when I play video games all day I really want to die once it's time to sleep
I have to take a drug test in 7 days (for my prescription) but I took one ratio oxycocet/percocet today, completely unaware of the upcoming appointment.
Is it possible to get clean and pass in 7 days? What do I have to do? Fuck bros, get in here.
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>>37679135
You'll be fine in a week. Drink water and jog throughout the week and you'll be even better.
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>>37679135
That's what you get for being a degenerate. I hope you fail it
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>>37679135
Pills hardly stay in your system for long anon. As long as they don't do a hair follicle test you'll be fine. If you're still worried just do what this poster said >>37679149
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Random thread but I'm here to bitch/expose.
This guy is named Steven. He has harassed me for three years and I'm sick of it. Literally just because I won't send him nudes. This guy is a 37 year old Puerto Rican and won't leave me a lone. I'm 19 now and I met this guy through a friend a while ago online and now he has gone to the point of calling my work. I'm sick of it. What should I do? My friend sent his IP but idk if it's real. Will someone please help?
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24.50.226.117
My friend says this is the ip... Can anyone help? :/
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pee pee poo poo
PEE PEE PEE POO PEE POO POO POO
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call the cops?
are you that dumb?
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Why are white men so beta? Why are narrow-eyed guys so creepy? 2017-06-13 07:17:07 Post No.37679046
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Why are white men so beta? Why are narrow-eyed guys so creepy?
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>said he met Denham at the home and paid her $140 dollars for the massage with a "sexual favor"
>but texted her boyfriend and asked him to keep his phone on because she had a "bad feeling" about the meeting
Girl texts her boyfriend to make sure he keeps his phone on while she goes over to make $140 doing "sexual favors" for this guy. No wonder she got fucking piped
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>>37679216
WTF. Is this real life?
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she's pretty. what a waste
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im about to buy 4g of girl scout cookies
this is a good feel, i just thought i should ask you guys, how do you conserve your weed? I bought a small pipe that i smoke with, I feel like this conserves more than the bong that i have, or rolling joints. Although i could be completely wrong.
How do you guys conserve?
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I do snaps, pack enough for one fat rip and that's it. Go from green to cashed in one hit.
Give it a try
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wasn't it JUST girl scout season? it is again? n
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>>37678797
that doesnt sound like conservation, that just sounds like smoking as fast as possible
Is he a robot? I mean he seems pretty autistic
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>>37678694
>can't talk to girls
>cuck
>embarrassing af parents
>best friend is a retarded mega cuck
>total bitch
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>>37678694
But what about Rowley?
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>>37678792
Don't think he is an autist, because he is extroverted. He's more like an assburger.
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Appears behind you
"hey dad"
What do
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I've never had sex in my life.
Who the fuck are you
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I'm half-Asian, the odds of me having a child who looks like that are slim to nil.
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>>37678633
Not impossible though, origijaly
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>release from habitat module
>perform small burn to separate a safe distance
>main thruster fires for the first time in 39 years to enter us into orbit of kuiper object #34872
>perform diagnostic check of all systems while looping around our target object
>mark 4 reactor is operating well
>solar panels are at 3% gain rate
>when we launched from earth we met with the new space port
>the port was holding the habitat module, along with our crew, which is staggered in age.
>i was a 28 year old man when i accepted the role of captain
>my launch crew consisted of four others of similar age
>when we docked with the port we met with the rest of the long term crew
>4 generations consisting of ten people each
>staggered by five years
>generation one, five years old
>generation two, ten
>three, fifteen
>four, 20
>older generation teaches younger in ship operations
>redundancy raises mission success rate
>the habitat module is a large expandable structure
>in the years of travel most of the crew has perished
>i am 67 years old and eager to end my mission
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>my mission is to deliver a seedbank/organic expansion package into kuiper object #34872's shallow crust
>than burn out of orbit on a one year journey
>i will than deploy the robotic assembly tool to construct the AOM(artificial orbit module)
>this module will carry the device that we came all this way to deploy in an orbit around kuiper object #34872
>this devise is an anti mater reflector dish that will act as an artificial sun
>the robotic assembly tool utilizes the resource pods that have been sent into the orbit of kuiper object #34872 in anticipation of our arrival
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>I perform a manual docking with our new habitat chamber that is orbiting with the resource pods
>the remaining crew and I await the construction of the AOM
>four years later three of our remaining crew have passed on
>now only me and two generation 1 crew members remain
>the AOM has been completed
>we watch as the non-human reflector dish slowly creeps into it's orbit module
>it engages and vaporizes us without a sound
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>opens door, killing everybody and myself on board
whoops
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>>37678589
Nice 'tism
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>stop you're not funny, anon
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>>37678438
>you're so fucking annoying
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Literally never had this. The one thing (the only thing) I've got in my life is that I'm genuinely funny.
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>>37678438
Stop you're not relatable, anon
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day72
already day 72 wew
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>>37677807
keep it going anon we need memes like this
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>>37677824
I agree! and i will keep going
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100 is only a month away
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I attempted to kill myself a little over two months ago and after surviving I didn't have that "thank god I'm alive" feeling you always hear about. Sure, I've felt it occasionally since then but it's been very short-lived and usually just a side effect of a manic episode. But I really want to try again. The insignificance of my life and existence is just too painful.
>inb4 myth of sisyphus
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bump ,, originomios
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>>37677725
>The insignificance of my life and existence is just too painful.
Change yourself. This sounds retarded, but watch How I Met Your Mother and do what Barney does at all times.
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>>37677882
Cope through absurdism or..?
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I'm almost certain I have schizoid personality disorder. What do I do? Does anyone else have experience with it?
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>>37677533
See a psychiatrist and a psychologist to get diagnosed, dont try to do it yourself, you can't be unbiased when you're examining your own habits.
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>>37677578
This is by far the best answer! Thanks f0r that!