Ask me shit cause I'm bored, I have sex maybe 6 times a week with my girlfriend who I love, ask me anything.
>>36130602
how does she like her steak cooked?
Why haven't you impregnated her yet?
Do you trust her to take birth control?
Do girls actually enjoy sex? I don't even think female orgasm is real
>>36130588
hello Mr.Pizza, you just gotta go balls deep and tickle their fornix
be honest with yourself, you're just jealous it's so much better for them
>>36130588
Girls LOVE sex when its with extremely attractive, powerful men
Have you ever considered that there are no correct opinions in this world?
I did. That's about the same time people started avoiding me, probably because I became and insufferable cunt
I did, that is why I keep my shit to myself. Slinging hot opinions around takes too much energy and deep down, no one really gives a shit anyway.
that would be false, there are only correct opinions for this world only to be made subjective by mentally ill people, even very mildy like in government
some examples
>murdering is bad
>drugs are for losers
>rape is ok
>sour cream is a better flavor than barbecue chips
how do i make friends that care about me
i don't want a boyfriend or someone that'll love me like that, but i really want someone that wants to do things and talk to me about stuff
i always end up getting attached to people even though they don't care about me. i don't know what i'm doing wrong and i'm really lonely.
>>36130515
>i don't want a boyfriend
>i always end up getting attached to people
you sound like a retard do everyone a favor, and never make a thread again.
>>36130542
what's wrong with getting attached to people
i just end up caring a lot about people that spend time with me
relationships are scary too
doesn't anyone wanna be friends
Do they think we all look like this?
>>36130433
I'm a jew and I don't hate whites and I don't think most jews do either but sorry if you feel that way.
>>36130450
/r9k/ is quite clearly the target of Israeli intelligence activity, imo
>>36130450
> rubs his hands
When did you grow up from the robot meme, and embraced your normiehood?
>>36130428
It is not a meme. It is my life.
>>36130428
these are words that are intended to give substance to a post that 1s otherwise just an image.
>>36130471
Why do you chose that life?
You could just get a job and socialize with normies until they accept you
>WTF BROS!??!!? First White women now Asian!?!?! BLACK BULLS can't keep getting away with it
>>36130353
How must these black actors feel? To not be wanted because they're attractive but because they are a literally a fetish bred out of white fear??
>>36130374
>How must these black actors feel? To not be wanted because they're attractive but because they are a literally a fetish bred out of white fear??
if you were paid as much as they probably are you wouldn't mind I think
they literally make like 75k+ a year for having sex
>>36130374
Is this what you tell yourself to make you feel better?
for those pf you who fantasize constantly about suicide, how do you stave it off
>>36130322
Listen to music and just let it overwhelm me
Remember I am fighting for my waifu.
Sleep
Talk to people on r9k or steam
Are you ok, OP?
>>36130445
>Are you ok, OP?
no
I eat and smoke weed until I'm numb
also the music and shit posting thing, all fine advice
it's all a joke anyway
I can't get a boyfriend. Men aren't attracted to me and this has been proven multiple times. I'm extremely desperate, should I just go on craigslist and fuck random 50 fat year olds?
>>36130319
only dating anon.
good luck
>>36130319
Will you gain the satisfaction you need from randomly fucking someone?
>>36130337
>only dating anon.
What did you mean by this
All I want is a NEET gf to hangout with all day. How do I even find a girl like that?
Also what can I do to look more attractive so I can pull in said NEET girl?
>pic related
Holy shit.
This is who's calling me a wagecuck?
gotdamn
>>36130293
hello fellow longhair fat neet.
word of advice: don't even fucking think about gfs/relationships until you start hitting the gym and eating less shitty food.
>>36130314
Hey, I've never called anyone a wagecuck! You do what you have to do to get bye. I respect that.
If I deserve to die
Why am I still alive?
You don't always get what you deserve.
>>36131421
Not when you want it
>>36130267
Wrong.
You deserve to suffer but you let yourself live.
Have you ever been wrongly banned? Pic related, i dont even use /v/. I get banned for autists at least twice a week
You're about to be rightfully banned for spam fucker.
>>36130263
good idea about mobileposters, gookmoot
they sure aren't a bunch of shitposting cucks
>>36130288
Suck my dick or kill yourself nigger
What're you drinking?
Why are you drinking?
What are you trying to forget?
How has been your day anon?
>>36130207
Don't ever go outside. If you need anything just send your mother. She smells better than you and is nicer to look at.
Jesus. Look at you. Sort yourself out mate.
>>36130266
where the fuck you think we are ya cunt? You telling me /r9k/ has been infested by normal scum? Fucken off ya self, but nice dubs
>What
47% Rum.
>Why
Helps me feel emotions, makes things less dull. Wouldn't be able to sleep otherwise.
>What are you trying to forget?
Most things I've said in my life. and her.
Surgical/Dust masks need to make a comeback. Been saying it for years.
what is this image supposed to represent
>>36130074
What the fuck your thread is suppose to be, OP ? Nya--
>>36130074
4chan will make your head spin.
>>36130188
>4chan will make your head spin.
never thought about it that way before
Fuckfuckfuckfuck. The girl I'm stalking just got asked out on tinder. How serious is this. I don't know the guy. Fucking stealing my girl. FUCKOFFTINDERCHAD. What do I do?
>>36130049
talk to her orignally to win her over :)
I'm a moron, and a pussy. I can't win her over, I'm not even interesting! Fuck dudes. I'm not even autistic, I just have bad social anxiety
>>36130158
If you're boring then accept it. Stop trying to get a girl's attention you can't keep. You're wasting your time. Learn to get over your lust and reach self-actualization.