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>>38335988
>this

Do I have permission to use this in the MAGA /pol/ thread? We must stay strong for our god emperor!

>>38335988
The idea is that Comcast and Verizon are too big to fall, which isn't false. They are big enough to make the rules.

>>38335988
>implying ISPs like Comcast care about reputation very much
>implying their reputations aren't already horrible
>implying a lot of local areas aren't monopolized or essentially monopolized by a single ISP

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T-There's still a chance.

>When he was younger he actually thought that the reason he didn't get girls was because of a "confidence" issue.

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>People presumed that he was arrogant and obnoxious because he avoided ppl but was really just an autistic retard

>>38335976
I can't play this game
I suck at video games
I'll never get good
I wish I hadn't bought it
I want to kill myself

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>>38335976
Played some Dark Souls 2 PvP, trying out a new Pyromancy build. Seems like Dark Souls is a very robot-tier game, I see it being mentioned a lot. Tried to talk about it in a discord I'm in but one of the faggot admins called the dark souls games elitist shit and everyone said I had bad taste.

>>38335976
I can take biggie smalls by myself

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>>38335961
None cuz I ain't gay

>faggot>>38335961

>>38335961
never
i'm 18 and i've never even kissed a girl

>>38336008
It's ok just be confident (:

>>38335941
You can't fault them if no one else wants to post any other interesting, original content. Do your part to contribute things you want to see, or just go somewhere else, it's not like this is the only forum in the world

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>>38335941
is this reddit?

i regret reading this autism fucking sage

>>38335937
First thread I looked at, not sexual. 100% sexual is an erroneous claim!

Where did your last friend go, Anon?

>>38335964
i think he might have died maybe

>>38335987

How long did you know them? Why do you think they are dead?

>>38335861
>how to announce you're a bigger loser than a robot 101

>>38335861
haha lol
that's a man fucking the world haha
it's like when you say "fuck the world", right?
haha i get it
that's epic, dude

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>>38335861
Yet you have hopes and dreams like the rest of us. Sadly you cannot reach those dreams and stick to the loser talk.

"Im happy with my life"

Stfu faggot you're like the rest of us. It just hasn't hit you because you're ignorant and ignorance is bliss. You remain sane by being insane. You remain happy by living a sad sad life you miserable fool

>>38335853
I don't give a shit about what you want.

Its cool because sluts literally don't give a damn how fast of an ejaculator you are.

>>38335853
Some guy wrote a letter to Mia Khalifa and they made a video of him losing his virginity to her

>>38335758

Nice!

that's gonna leave a nice scar.

Now go it stitched and at least cleaned.

>>38335758
nice makeup you fucking loser, that's not even your image.

>>38335758
Fake and gay in the most original way I can muster to say it

I would if i could nike is too narrow

>normies give you that look for a fucking shoe

s m h

>>38335755
I actually got a pair at Goodwill for $5 a couple years back. I wore it for a few weeks, but I didn't really like the way they felt or looked. Guess that's why there were at Goodwill.

>>38335890
It would but at least the new average would be enough to satisfy a woman whereas the current average isn't long enough for the average woman

>>38335737
Thats a beautiful bitch.

>>38335737
I just want to be attractive to btfo roasties, i would never lower myself to an Arby's slut

I don't get it either :thinking:

>sarah andersen
Stop posting this garbage

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She regrets letting her feelings out, which only consists of letting her feelings out, really makes you think

>>38335671
Why killing yourself just for a woman?

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you will find another gf anon, it will be okay. she wants to show the world shes moving on, so why dont you do the same? go do something fun, and socialize if you can. you dont need her, youll get along just fine.

Because then you are showing you are weak, you poor beta male

>>38335563
>Daniel G., do you browse this board?
Yeah it's me

>>38335592
Don't listen to him, I'm Daniel G.

>>38335563
no its me
these fucks>>38335592>>38335622are lying

>what things you would do together
Cuddle, watch Tv shows, have a comfy life together
>hair
I prefer short hair tbqh but don't mind long hair
Hair isn't too tumblr-esque
>Interests
Vidyas, programmy would be a huge plus, animals, cuddling

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My wife is ideal des

>>38335548
holy shit put some effort into this shit you lazy cunt