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sabishii netto ga aru dayo ni konkuro ne, ii tenki wa sutaba de pasakon o mite kite imashita. dietto suru node desu ne? kantan renshu ni shimetemo houga ii janai? muzukashi sugiru to itte ikimashta yo
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OPU wa ooki na okama noni turedo wo bamopu suru.
>tfw you realize your dick is big
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>>38500693
cool, now you can leave normie
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>tfw you realize your dick is big
>tfw you realize you'll never have sex
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>>38500693
>tfw no girl will ever validate the size of your penis
if a 12 year old would seduce me and i would get away with it i would not hesitate and fuck her tight innie cunt
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>only 2 more weeks of community college left
>parents will make me work more
what do i do? Should I just take another class or come up with some other reason?
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>>38500642
Say you're taking more classes when in reality your going to the library and playing vidya on your computer. I've been doing that for two years now.
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>>38500642
Well,
>>38500690
has the answer.
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>>38500642
Start looking for a job so that you're set once you leave.
What does "love" even mean for a woman?
Being attracted to someone's wealth and social status?
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>>38349452
I believe it means she loves his dick and balls. She wants his semen for kids and a big cock for orgasms.
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Women are the same as men. Most are evil, some are good. Evil women will use men for money as evil men will use women for sex.
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>>38349562
I guess these "good" women are just elusive. I've never encountered one.
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AHHHHH
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP STOP STOP
I HAVE BEEN NOFAP FOR 3 WEEKS, BUT THESE NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS HAVE BEEN TROUBLING ME EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP? THEY ARE MESSING MY UNDERWEAR REAL BAD.
I CAN'T STOP NOFAP, I PROMISED MYSELF TO NOFAP UNTIL I FIND A GF
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>>38500632
*Anti Masturbation Cross*
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>>38500632
Nightly ejaculations are a natural and unavoidable phenomenon, they keep your prostate clean.
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>>38501582
Idk, I think they have somethimg to do with wet dreams. Just remember they don't count as breaking a nofap streak.
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>tfw no matter how much weight you lose, you will always have gyno
So much for being myself...
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>tfw lifting meme doesn't cure aging beta face, acne scars, narrow shoulders and chest, wide hips, thin bones, small dick, mental and social retardation from prolonged depression and poor lifestyle during youth
It's too late, it's over, I failed at life and now I just have to suffer until I die
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>be me
>at work
>getting ready to go home
>assistant manager approaches me
>i never talk to anyone or bother anyone
>always mind my own business and try to keep busy
>"anon you look like a beautiful apple that fell too far from the tree"
>"anon you look like link if he stayed inside and played video games all day"
>"anon you look like messed up wheat bread"
>"anon you look like a shriveled cucumber"
>"anon you look like an inside-out watermelon"
>manager and coworker are having a laughing fit as he says all this
>i leave with him still saying things at me
what the fuck did i do to deserve this
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>>38349373
if he keeps doing it just say
>are you gay dude? because this is what gay dudes try to do when they want to fuck a straight guy
say it loud enough that the other people can hear you.
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>>38349373
>look like link if he stayed inside and played video games all day
thats a compliment desu
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>>38349373
I don't believe you simply because you seem to have remembered all of the insults
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>kissless hugless virgin
>have to do a 2 hour online "don't rape people" seminar for college
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>>38500603
>don't rape people seminar
what the fukc
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>>38500603
>"don't rape people" seminar
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>>38500643
>>38500672
it's not literally called that but it's a seminar and short answer test about sexual harassment
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Why the FUCK are you still living in an urban environment robots?
Society is literally rigged against people like us. We are at best chattel for our life-affirming normie overlords.
The ONLY way to escape the clutches of their diseased ideology is to escape society and live in an isolated rural environment. Fortunately for you this is easier than ever in 2017, with cheap solar panels, cheap tents and survival gear, and if plenty of land if you're in North America or Russia.
Tell me /r9k/, why the FUCK are you still an autistic manbaby meekly accepting your status as the scum of a degenerate society?
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what about internetz though
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>>38349345
If I had the money I would.
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Does /R9K/ Have a Discord server?
I want to talk with robots and feel what is it to have Internet friends again.
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>>38500597
most of the servers are full of attentionwhoring and edge and anime and memes
unfortunate, really, since i want robot e-friends too.
oh well.
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Name and I'll PM you link.
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>>38500886
which server, first? does it have h****s in it?
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>no disney gf
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Why not just surprise that cute girl with tickets to disney?
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>tfw no disney actress gf
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Did you buy her tickets to Disney World though?
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Do you guys ever feel like you're wasting your time?
Like you can do something, anything but you don't know what and so years pass and you're still shit that hadn't done anything.
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>>38349102
You know when you get the feeling that what you are doing is pointless, and it will never result in any positive change in your life? Ignore that feel anon, even if people judge you, at least you make them feel. And theres nothing worse than going through life having made nobody feel anything about you
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>>38349158
That's interesting, but are you saying if I can't make someone feel something positive then I should make them feel negative? Is that really better than not making then feel anything at all
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>>38349237
I dont mean you should make others feel bad.
Imagine this. You go outside and run about your neighbourhood. You get tired quickly and walk about looking half dead for a while. People will see you and think "thats a bit weird, ive never seen him run before". You might be put off by people like that, but they dont matter, just do what you want (but dont be mean)
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post your respective retroactive animal and name your favorite vidya amd favorite color i will start
this is oscar (ahh-score) my favorite color is light blue almost silver and my fabprite vidya is fallout 4
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>>38348983
I want to hire a contractor to construct a series of tubes theoighout the upper part of your house and encase that creature undeserving of life within its confignments
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>tfw oneitis become a model
there goes my last hope. Finally I can move on
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