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>>38116902
>he pretends that he's being interviewed so he can tell how quirky and different he is from the rest of the celebrities.

>>38116902
>it's another "anon pretends he is speaking at the Nuremberg Rally" episode

>>38116902
>it's another "He pretends he won't die alone" episode

>>38116888
Why is either thing a "problem"? It's just how it is. You can't just arbitrarily decide that something is good or bad or has value or doesn't. Nothing has value because nothing can have value.

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>>38116936
I don't know anon but I'm really disappointed with you for not checking my trips.

>The problem is not that there is good to make people understand the objective badness of evil, but that there is evil to make people desire the objective good of good

Celerycoon begone

>>38116946
I had celery in my morning smoothie anon

>>38116887
>safe space

God, be a faggot somewhere else.

im gonna hang myself today

>>38116951
fuck didnt mean to namefag sorry sorry i used a name in the psychological issues thread and forgot

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>>38116951
>>38116979
>disappointing Nick like this

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why does he eat the sandwich?

>>38116697
he's p cute also

>>38116780
Not really. He is just as normal as normal can get.

I've seen greater cringe material from myself

>>38116688
Somehow both tries too hard and doesn't put in enough effort. Also his face makes me want to run him over.

fuck off joel you schitzo kike

>>38116676
>#chad at the zoo

such a nice dude

Isnt it funny how the creator of the universe was a child?

really makes you think

Yeah that's nice and all, until she hits the ripe old age of 13, when you'll have wished for a son instead.

Depends on your environment, appearance, and mannerisms. Did you know that kpop boybands wear autism shoes? The world is an interesting place.

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I'm waiting for these to arrive and I want to wear them as beaters, did I fuck up?

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>>38116607
I was thinking about getting some new shoes around $50 or less but not sure what to get. When I was in grade school I would just wear meme skater shoes. Then I started wearing meme basketball shoes like jordan's. Now that I'm in my late 20's as a friendless khv neet on the bux and give 0 fucks about appearance or anything really I just wear cheap generic black shoes that don't have obvious branding like pic related. I was thinking of just getting some nikes but they seem to have some autism or "dad shoe" stigma for some reason. At least the cheaper shoes. Why?

>>38116589
>losing at vidya

hoooooooooooo you triggered my egg-tism, hate when that shit happens

also
>not enough oil, egg sticks to pan and whites break/turn brown and crispy
>too much oil, eggs turn into a sopping mess and have gross consistency

>>38116589
when I leave the room for like 30 seconds and the doggos eat my food

>>38116563
>A girl telling the truths about other girls
She'll be dead tomorrow by another 10/10 female.

>>38116628
What are you on, psycho? This is about girls and dumb people thinking they know someone from a clip of nothingness.

>>38116653
I'm not the 10/10 female but if she keep saying deep girl secrets, she's kill, man.

>some 8'9"32" low inhibition nigger getting paid a gorrilion bux a day to be a famous sports star is a robot?

r9k is dead

DEAD

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>>38116565
you should bother to learn about people before talking shit next time

kawhi leonard is easily one of the most "robotic" players in the league, he never celebrates, never starts shit, but he balls the fuck out and is a top 5 player at the very least. the man had his father killed in front of him when he was a teenager and it made him into a very quiet person. the guy is something else.

he's also only 6'7".

>>38116565

Instead of dismissing my thread offhand, consider the fact that your pent-up bigotry toward people of color isn't helping you improve your situation.

You're being prayed upon by white nationalists, and they don't want what's best for you. They just want fascism.

Have some empathy for people of color. Yes, even those who have found some success despite the cards they were dealt. It'll go along way toward making you happier.

what are you 12 years old?
Adults read books all the fucking time
grow up

>reading books for fun
C'mon guys, this isn't the 18th century
Everyone who does read for fun is a pretentious fuck because there are objectively
better forms of entertainment.

2/10 bait try harder and also original

There's nothing we can do to stop them

I dunno, I'm new to r9k but I have to say that all the gay and tranny threads are making the other boards look mighty attractive

>>38116472

They always have been, you need to ignore the threads instead of reeposting in them

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>>38116443
This is why it's good to be Catholic
>inb4 CATHOLICS ARE THE BIGGEST SLUTS
Some of them are, we call them whores. There's no misconception that somehow they're just as pious as girls that wait to have sex until they've married. They aren't. I mean, sure, if you've made one mistake, it's hard to hold that against you.

The only way I'd even consider settling down is if I somehow live to 50 and am rich, and it will be a woman less than half my age.
I will be fully aware that she is a shallow gold digger.

>>38116521

The Catholics are right about almost everything.

The sexual revolution came about because of unnatural contraception.

>>38116344

I do, actually!

time to open up a book

>>38116344
Yes, I do so with music. Can retreat to another world, another time, and just be there for awhile.

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Thinking of lonely balconies, there's a party and music inside, but you still feel alone and its just you, drink in hand, your toughts and the endless night sky