What was your excuse again, /r9k/?
I'm not a multi-millionaire
>>39333232
He has lots of money. I don't.
I don't have a net worth of like 30 billion fucking dollars. That might be the main reason, not sure though.
>12 days on estrogen
>Already have tits
T-there not gonna be big r-right?
Stop and get mental help before you ruin your body and kill yourself
>>39333051
Hahaha enjoy fucking your body up, potential LARPfag
>>39333111
But i wanna be a girl desu
>tfw work up the courage to ask out the cute boy in my class
>tfw he is straight
WHY
boys that look like him shouldn't be straight
>>39333010
>tfw no qt asking me out
>tfw not even desirable by gays standards
Honestly at first you shake it off but after a while it picks away chunks fall out after a few picks and before you know it nothings left and you've gone numb by that point you might as well be dead inside.
>>39333079
>Honestly at first you shake it off but after a while it picks away chunks fall out after a few picks and before you know it nothings left and you've gone numb by that point you might as well be dead inside.
I do not want this to happen
>>39333174
it happened for me not saying it'll happen to you but it's happened to me and it's basically killed off whatever humanity i had left and left me with this kind of spineless existence.
Do you remember those images that make you go "hmmmm" threads? I'd like to go hmmmm again
ive got a lot of these buckle up lad :)))
>>39332966
How and why does this originally happen
hmmmmmm thinking rn
What is your ideal girIfriend like?
>>39332923
>What is your ideal girlfriend like?
has a penis
>>39332923
I don't go seeking her because she doesn't exist, but here goes.
>loyal
>cute
>respectful
>kinky
>enjoys being cozy over being at a club
I don't have one because I hate myself so much I can't stand the idea of someone loving me romantically.
What job do you do? Do you like it? How much do you make?
>manager at a call center
>actually don't hate it because I spend most of my time reading comics online and listening to music
>occasionally send off an email about somebody else's fuckup and sometimes take supervisor calls
The only downside is I only make 13 an hour but it's enough to live more comfortably than the people I'm supposed to be in charge of.
>>39332748
When I worked at a call center, I always suspected my "manager" didn't know much more than me.
I can almost imagine that you were my former boss. Is the call center on the second floor of a two story building? Is the parent company based out of Australia? Is there an elementary school and a park directly adjacent to the building? (If the answer was "yes" to all three of those, well...)
>student
>no
>nothing
I'm a resident doctor. I make 70k a year and like my job for the most part.
Decided to make this thread to whom it may concern
I used to be pretty much a robot, I have lurked 4chan since I was an angsty teenager. Bad social anxiety, social isolation, people around me must have wondered why I never talked to anybody. Time flies and last year my life at age 23 my life turned around. For almost 10 years I have wasted and filled my life with self pity and depression.
Now that my mental health is better than I could have ever imagined at that time, I feel like I could be able to help or atleast give some advice to some of you living my previous struggle. Depression, psychiatric ward, I've seen it.
Ask me anything.
>inb4 inb4 'just bee yourself :^)"
pic related
I have a good job, good grades, a good house, and at least a few friends, why do I still feel empty and miserable?
Is it because I'm addicted to being sad or is it because I'm doomed to a life of being a pathetic loser?
>>39332656
What do you think is the most significant thing that made a change in your life.
>>39332656
whats the best way to refrain from putting a 9 mil in your head despite wasting all your youth with seemingly depleted human capital
>Two retarded assholes punch each other
>Entire fucking planet loses its fucking mind they want to watch it so bad
Literally everything wrong with mankind in one event.
It's because of the race war in America.
>Literally everything wrong with mankind in one event.
The more I thought about how to disprove this assertion, the more I realized I really can't.
You might be right anon, but I'm still gonna watch; nothing wrong with having fun.
>>39332687
>but I'm still gonna watch
That's because you're a troglodyte.
>nothing wrong with having fun.
There at least three things wrong with this 1/3 of a sentence.
>If Mayweather WINS, the BBC will dominate white girl's pink pussies more than ever.
>If McGregor WINS, the BBC will shrink and white girls won't date black men as much
>>39332597
But what if the ref wins
>>39332597
Mayweather has an unfair advantage because this is his main sport.
WHITE MAN WILL RECOLONIZE AFRICA IF MCGREGOR VICTORIOUS
Ballbusting couple returning for this Saturday night. How are my robits??
I'm enjoying a fancy vodka mixed with vodka on ice.
Where is my uni buddy when I need him??
>>39333073
A friend you used to trade kicks with?
>>39332542
So your bitch is giving you sissy treatment since McGregor lost on the behalf of all white people?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/dumped-death-bed-man-dumps-wife-days-shes-paralysed-stroke-125458678.html
>be temporarily paralysed
>husband dumps her, leaving her with 4 kids
>immediately scooped up by chad personal trainer
You cant make this shit up. Remember all those war vets and other people that fight for others only to come back to be dumped and never find love again? This is the reality for women, even if youre 37, freshly divorced, have 4 kids and temporarily paralysed, there will still be a CHAD for you
>>39332527
What can you do, OP? These roastie whores are playing life on recruit difficulty while we play it on veteran.
That was a pretty shit thing for her husband to do.
I'm happy somebody else was there for her, even though he is now a cuck.
>>39332527
Too bad it didn't kill the ungrateful cunt, hopefully the next one is fatal.
Can we have a gay experience thread?
What was your first gay experience?
When did you lose your virginity?
I've never personally had a gay experience besides porn.
>>39332324
I'll tell you, but keep in mind that there are two sides to every story. For that reason, you should probably ask your dad, too
>>39332324
>When did you lose your virginity?
I haven't
the gayest experience I've ever had was holding hands with a boi
>tfw no bf
>Hey mister, that's a real nice virginity. Be a real shame if something happened to it...
>>39332319
>tfw would run away and fight to the deaf protecting it.
B-but what about my wizard powers?
Ppp-please be gentle Anon. My heart isn't ready yet.
Fight night edition
lads I think my yeast died
please pay your respects
>>39332304
rip yeast
maybe it will blossom into mould?
>>39332304
What were you making bread or beer
reminder that women:
>have better and longer orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>our clitoris has twice(2x!!) the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
>Iive Ionger (once you factor in the above, the becomes a positive)
>>39332227
You're weaker and have 20% smaller brains.
>>39332227
Yeah but at least I only bleed out my dick once everything 3 months instead of once a month you untermensch
>>39332278
This. I would never trade an ability to crack someone's skull open and non-bleeding genitals even for an immortality.