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Ya Iike pain?

Try wearing a corset
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>>35817349
sick reference famalamadingdong
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Corsets aren't painful though, they're pretty fun and comfy.
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>>35817369
I trust kiera knightly, not you

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I'm the only ones who feels special for being I virgin? like I'm a rare breed, an authentic 21 years old virgin, take that normies! I'm a special snowflake, I'm the 5% in the polls, meanwhile you're just another normalfag pretending to be special.
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lmao....

thats pretty sad man...
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The older you get the more rare.
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>>35817404
maybe it'll get to the point that you'll be a subject of interest.

Journal of Permavirgin Psychology

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>has super hot gf since a few weeks
>she wants to fuck me
>we already did 3 times
>always has huge struggle getting hard
>get erections every day, watching porn or so
>already talked about it with her
>still not able to get hard

what do robots?
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>girlfriend
You are in the wrong place my dude
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I have this same issues, I've been desensitized by years of hardcore porn
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try going to /adv/ or reddit

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>spend all day on 7cups trying to make friends by whining about how lonely I am
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meme reddit website
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>>35817337
f-fuck off a-a-non
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>7

Mario 7, is that one I played? Let's check it out

GRAND DAD
FLEENSTONES?

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>wahhhh I'm fat I want to lose weight

No you don't, you fat fucking slob. If you gave the slightest shit about your health or appearance, you'd have never gotten fat in the first place. Don't lie to me.
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I.. I take medication that makes me fat...
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>>35817260
well the only point in caring about that is to attract women. So once I realized that that wasn't going to happen in any case, I stopped caring about my health or appearance.
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What about people obese since childhood?

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Im not smaemrt enough to explain how I feel without sounding like I am vomiting word salad induced by an edgy autistic stroke.

I understand no one cares.
The world is too loud and large to find true friends.
It is malevolent to think you have settled.

I.
I am not strong enough to admit why I am weak without being asked.
It feels like a violation of my character.

I try to live and feel emotions through others because I struggle to express them.

I stuggle with that too.
I have too much hate in my heart from being alone.
Not alone as in abandoned or unloved.

I did the abandoning.
I avoided love.

I have secrets no one seems to understand and want to fix, not commiserate with.

Secrets I feel shouldn't be secrets.
Secrets that have nothing to do with things as simple as issues involving the body like your sexuality and all things related.

My secret is my lifeforce is flawed with inexplicable trauma without a source.

Though I think and fear it is not irreparable.

Because if I think hard enough I can tap into thoughts only insane and mentally unsound people do.

And those thoughts and only those thoughts are what bring me elation.

I am crazy.
And the only thing keeping me happy is to become crazier.

Is this not a permanent problem that requires a permanent solution?
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I make these threads I realize now as a shout for help.
But not from humans or anything of flesh.

I naively have to assume there is something more than us.
Something that can only hear us if you make efforts to contact it.

They can't see inside our heads.
Maybe they can and it is redundant.

What am I to lose?
No reputation or respect.

If you wont savre me.
You better not stop at killing me.

Youd better end me.

If there is another side to this coin we're all on you'll see I havent even begun
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I understand how people can become villains now.
How they can aspire to be evil simply from knowing they not good

Like following a path without signs for miles to see you went in the wrong direction.

Too titled to go back
To angry at the mistake

Push on
Find out where this path leads in spite of the other.

Why change your nature
If you are what you are and know what you arent.

Stick with what you know until its all over.

I remember being a kid.
How did this happen.
Whats going to happen?

Why
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Why is everything so big and loud.
Why does everyone understand.
Why do thety ignore the fact they dont when they realize it.

Why does everyone have an innate nature that I don't.

Why do I hate so much.
Is it because I feel hated? Am I really hated?
Am I hated because I hate?

Meme science bro.
Those intp guys always think.
They think about thinking even.
Interesting, doing that would form a nasty loop of circular logic too far down or up the rope.

Circular logic is a hamsterwheel you can't escape.

It is also a good visual representation of textbook insanity.

Are all intp destined to go "insane".

To whom is this research credible?

Hello.
I am an INTP by way of the myers briggs type indicator.
If you see closely I am possibly or definitely insane.

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Who /molestedasachild/ here? How do you look back at what happened today?
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I was molested as a child and got herpes from it.

oral herpes

Not much else to it, aside from it making me wary of authority and women.
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They're horribly awkward memories and I try not to think about them.
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>>35817241
I wasn't, but I'm homosexual anyway and have been exclusively attracted to men since puberty despite not doing the sex until 17.

Apparently I don't exist according to pol :/

I bet you want a cute 7/10 Tomboyish gf
I bet you want her to go hunting and fishing with you.
I bet you want her as your gym buddy
I bet you want her to be down to earth and chill.
I bet you want her to tease you sometimes, but break down like a big softie especially when you're alone.
I bet you want to be able to trust her and tell her all your secrets
I bet you wish she was different than all the other girls
I bet you wish she knew you on a level that only she could
I bet you wish she could tell what you were thinking just by looking at you
I bet you wish she was into anime and video games
I bet you wish you could go camping with her and gaze up at the stars together holding hands
I bet you wish she was a crazy sex fiend who couldn't stop jumping your bones.
I bet you wish she was only loyal to you
I bet you wish she promised to only be loyal to you, promised to do whatever it took to always be by your side
I bet you wish she was kinda crazy, maybe even a little clingy and possessive of you
I bet you wish she was a terrible cook but always tried hard to improve just for you.
I bet you wish she took the time to get to know every last detail about you
I bet you wish she knew you better than you know yourself
I bet you wish she was the sweetest girl with the most innocent heart, the type who goes out of her way to save animals, the type who cries and gets emotional when something bad happens to them.
I bet you wish you could spend the rest of your life together, proposing to her in some romantic way. She'd cry and hold you warmly in her arms..
I bet you wish you'd get married someplace beautiful, and go on your honeymoon someplace beautiful
I bet you wish shes secretly the motherly type who's always wanted kids
I bet you wish you would raise a happy little family together on a nice big plot of land with cute animal pets for the kids to play with, and lots of room to run around
I bet you wish you could grow old together living happily ever after.
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>>35817182
no, chances are she's already been fucked by her chad friends
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>>35817182
Congratulations! Can't believe I skimmed all of that. Usually don't.

>Shh
>You Are zero percent right
>Shh
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>>35817182
Yeah, no, that's not really the kind of woman I want.

That's the kind of woman a virgin weeboo wants combined with some obvious/cliche disney shit.

You're fucking autistic and you should stop posting.

why do normies love drake ?
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>>35817172
because he's crippled
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>>35817172
He is a pop rapper. Something that Kanye invented but Drake mastered
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>>35817172
He's a black jew. Anyone who's likes our jew-produced, negro-worshipping pop culture will obviously find him palatable.

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I'm an Alcoholic. I drink every night/day. At least half a fifth. I'm 26. I started when I was 16. It has only been escalating. Today my right calve went numb for some reason. Instantly I was worried and rushed for alcohol. I'm now somewhat buzzed after drinking half a fifth of wave but want More. I think my body is dying though. Has this happened to anyone before and can I ride it out?
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Please stop posting on /ck/
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join the club lol, so have I and I am 30 so what is your point? yes your body is dying. yes it will feel worse. You will die before 40.
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Not sure what the question is, yes alcoholism has happened to people before. Eventually it will even become dangerous to quit without rehab

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>tfw I've moved abroad and I miss my sister's thicc ass
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>>35817077
>Sister has no ass
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>>35817077
thongs are a weird thing considering that's covering 0% of her ass

women complain about not being allowed to go topless but they can wear that
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>>35817077
>>35817098
>tfw stealing my sisters panties and blaming it on the dog

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come meet some qt femanons

tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
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>>35817073
FUCK your US timezone only bullshit. Get some EU Omegle threads up sometime. Oh wait, no girls live in the EU I forgot.
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>>35817073
>qt """femanons"""
hahah, fuck you, ok?

kill yourself
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Which one of you cocksuckers is this?

I give you nothing but respect and you spit in my face.

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>try work out since im a obese sack of shit 5'11" 220lbs and a monster according to google images
>lose some pounds at home riding this home bike
>eat less and feel empty because thats what i liked to do
>durning all this lose weight process i didint leave the house, didint socialy interact with anyone
>gave up

you can change the robots look but not how hes programmed
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>>35817067
That is actually not true. If you learn autohypnosis there is honestly virtually no limit to how successful you could become. You are reprograming your subconscious mind. The catch is that you have to do it ever day until whatever goal you are working for is accomplished (changing eating habits until the healthy ones are your norm for instance) - if you don't you will revert and likely be twice as bad off as before. Anyone can do it , it is basically simply calming your mind and turning your thoughts away from your sensory input from your environment while keeping completely conscious. Basically nearly falling asleep yet completely aware.
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>>35817661
Sorry I neglected to finish the thought there ...so when you reach that hypnogogic state - you simply input whatever behavior you want to replace the old...basically when you are "there" in the trance you say to "yourself" - whatever you want to change....it is really that easy.
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just stop eating bro

it's what I did and I used to have the same exact stats

150 now and feels great

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Just found out that the girl that I like is getting engaged with my best friend...

What should I do /pol/...
I just came back from a reunion and he proposed to her...

They're both my friends and he wants me to his best man...

they told me they didn't tell me because they didn't want me to be a third wheel.

I'm speechless and I have a bottle of vodka freshly bought and half empty...
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>>35817048
sorry my bad, I was told to post my dilemma here. meant /r9k/. I'm just really fucked up right now.
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>>35817048
Grow some balls...she doesn't want ANYTHING to do with you - she is obviously happy with the man she is MARRYING , grow up and get on with your life , stop being so limp.
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>>35817096
So you're fucking telling me i should be happy for them? They started dating after first month of freshman year! They've kept me in the dark for 8 years, 8 fucking years...

If I had known about this in the first month my feelings could have subsided or i would've moved onto another friend group.

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who /weird chad/ here

>physically attractive
>act exceptionally quirky
>get away with things that robots wouldnt
>girls admire my confidence and arent creeped out


i can post videos of gore and videos of myself looking like a serial killer autist and girls are just like "he's so dark and mysterious omg"
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>>35817042

I'm not a Chad or a robot so people just ignore me when I act edgy. But I haven't been particularly edgy in years.
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>>35817071
i post videos of myself staring into the camera while wearing a half face mask and edgy girls love me because i have nice eyes and a nice brow ridge and carry myself like a model
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>>35817042
Gotta be the doucheiest post I have ever seen.

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