I've been without sex for 2 weeks and this shit is driving me nuts. How do you nerds put up with this?
>>37856000
By pursuing higher pleasures.
>>37856008
Like fucking tall chicks?
>hate all music with female singers now
So, (fem?)anon, have you had yourself change in some way over a span of hours or a day? If so, what changed?
>>37855991
Always had problems with huge changes in personality happening after I wake up the next day
Tend to not get enough sleep because of it, and end up staying up super late when talking to people because I don't want to break up the conversation in case I ruin it the next day
i dont know what the fuck to do lads, having a fire under me doesnt motivate me anymore because my entire life is just burning so im used to it now. if i do bother to get up (usually i dont, and the failure - though only piling onto the ever growing monument of my worthlessness - gives me relief since at least i dont have to worry about it anymore), its only to pick up burnt ash and soot and watch it slip through my fingertips as i attempt to rebuild whatever i had
and its not like i dont care at all either, i cant even just say "fuck it im not gonna do it, i dont care, im gonna enjoy whatever i decide to do with my time alternatively", im constantly trapped in a stasis of absolute panic because of stacking deadlines that have already passed and im trying to pick up the pieces (see: freaking out over it but ultimately not actually doing anything about it) and then i get depressed and stop doing anything because "i'm just gonna kill myself soon anyway it doesnt matter" but when you build most of your adolescence and all of your adult life on the idea of inevitable suicide on the horizon, it starts to lose its meaning and seem more distant and the realization that you are only repeating a catchphrase to temporarily suppress your anxiety (but add more and more gasoline to the fire in the longterm) slowly becomes clearer when you realize that youre so accustomed to atrophy and sedentary behavior that you will infinitely procrastinate even your own suicide.
so then you have to deal with the mess youve made of your life once you decide that youre going to have to keep living and thats what im having trouble with now. how do i just do a complete 180 after spending all of my life procrastinating and avoiding work?
When did you realized that Mohammed is your friend
>>37855970
That guy looks more like a Raj than a Mohammed
>>37855970
Around the same time you realized how tenses work.
When I met his sister Fatima. I never knew I could have these feels.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh yes, my succulent piggy, eat more, and more, digest more calories, and when you can't fit anymore in your disgusting gullet let out a big stinking fart. My farty fat fart, delicious braphog, on days when you're not in the house I sneak into your room and sniff your XL musty panties that have long molded over from such an enormously hoggish skinswamp for a tasty treat my braphog may have left, if only to satisfy my pallet for the afternoon. My loving braphog.
AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
WE JUST WANNA SEE YA, SHAKE THAT
They were absolute shit times, for sure.
But they were still better than what we have now. At least we got rid of the /soc/ posts and have a mod that gives a shit!
>>37855904
Take this forced garbage back to /tv/
What is worse, being a manlet or a dicklet?
>>37855901
probably dicklet.
Penis size can be increased right? Manletism is for life.
>>37855968
Well, there is that cirurgy where they break your ankle bones and you have to wait a year or 2 until it grow back
I've seen it all and I've done it all. There is not much that could surprise me. From my vantage point this is a shitstorm with no winners, so why bother?
>>37855870
I think this is my first time seeing a Japanese vagina.
>>37855870
does she do any piss or bukkake scenes?
I need sauce if yes.
>see three ants scampering about my table
>wait for them to get together
>crush the three of them with a glass
>lift glass
>one of them lived
>let him off without a second crushing
This is sure to earn me a place in their ant sagas
Shut the fuck up you reddit trash. You aren't funny, your abhorrent post paired with that shitty tumblr gif is embarrassing, you should feel ashamed. Delete this trash and leave.
Literal plebbit material.
Go back to r/4chan faggot
Get off our board were not like you right guys?
Would you date a single mom who was also a paraplegic?
>>37855738
>fuck her
>get second floor apartment
She looks rich, so if she'd pay for everything so didn't have to work I would.
Dad said I have to pass art class or he's not going to continue to fund my education..
Honestly I think if I fail at this point I'll just join the military.
Just don't choose a combat mos
Can we all just blame white women for everything and call it a day at this point?
>>37855693
>implying women aren't superior to men in any conceivable way
Also she's a real cutie op couldn't be mad at her if I wanted to
Pretty lazy desu.
Even Aristotle fucked over science for more than a couple hundred years by muddling up our concept of infinity.
no shame in my game
anything for the b b c
Mfw not as edgy and cool as I thought I was
How are your lives going robots?
My life is actually going fine for once.
>Got invited to a small midsummer party with a couple of old friends
>Feel good about how I look
>Loosing weight
Share anything related about your profound fondness of women.
Tell us what you most like and love about women!
I'll start:
>are always nice and upbeat