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any robots ever work as a night stocker at a grocery store? what is it like?
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>>36532665
Night stalker is an exciting but ultimately unfufilling job
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>>36532665
I can't find this job anywhere on indeed.

Is it really over saturated?
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>>36532757
when i first tell anyone about wanting to do it i have to explain that its not in the richard ramirez way

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>tfw based Zoey will never be your qt gf
Why even live?
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I know that feel bernd
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delete this fucking thread RIGHT NOW!!!! PLEASE
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>>36533263
Awhhhww

Today was another female coworkers loudly boast about how "antisocial and nerdy" they are while I sit silently in the background wanting to kill myself day.

What painful experiences did you have with normies today or anytime really?
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Honestly though, what the fuck is with normies and the appeal of our traits. Why most they feign an appropriation of our lifestyle?

Another thing that gets to me is the whole meme depression "phase" every normies seems to go threw which can be solved by them looking at pictures of cats or babies on the internet.
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>>36532509
Wahhhh give me extra spare attention! Don't give it to someone deserving!"- Fucking normies probably
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I'm 23 and bald

EVERYDAY someone has to comment on the fact

I wish I didn't have to work so I wouldn't have to go out in public

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>have painful cystic acne all over face and back
>go to doctor and she prescribes me antibiotics
>finish 3 month course
>skin is clearest it's ever been
>5 days later acne comes back with a vengeance (worse than before, on places I've never had acne before)
>go back to doctor, she prescribes me more antibiotics

Fuck I don't want to be on pills the rest of my life. Why the fuck hasn't acne been cured yet? It's 2017 ffs.
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>>36532448
You either have it or you don't, acne is partially genetic.
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>>36532448
If you're here, then clearing up your bacne ain't gonna matter. Embrace your defomities, Oo'glog. Be one with the Orc.
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>>36532448

Hello, OP.

Origino

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did I have a stroke

>smoke a joint with flatmate, get a little stoned, not much
>flatmate leaves, dont even feel high anymore
>sitting at my desk, 2am, then I start feeling what I think is a panic/anxiety attack (never had one before) after having the impulse decision to google "Im addicted to the computer" (totally am wasting my life away on it)
>really dizzy, tight chest, loads of anxiety
>I also feel REALLY tired / sluggish all of the sudden and can barely move the mouse
>I think that I need to lie down cause I'm feeling really fucking strange, but I fell off my chair before I could even make it to bed (bed is right next to computer chair, dont actually really remember falling)
>then when Im on the ground in my head Im confused as fuck, "where am I wait what why am I on the ground what is going on" I had to remember that "Im anon and I'm in my room I'm fine I know where I am" etc etc but I just tell myself to calm the fuck down
>eventually I make it onto my bed, body feels really heavy and incredibly tired

then for the rest of the night I start hearing weird "tunes" in my head that I can't control + always have to move my head or else I feel dizzy. Took me AGES to get to sleep, was tripping out for the rest of the night
sounds in my head are gone now, feel fine

I think I had the start of a panic attack before (had a really fucking bad acid trip that gives me anxiety) but that time something set it off, this time I was just sitting at my desk. Was this even a panic attack? Honestly I felt more exhausted / confused than I was panicked

should I be worried
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>>36532413
Yeah dude you actually did. If you value your life you'd see a doctor. Or post more frogs.
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you didnt have a stroke
ive fainted after smoking weed. perhaps you haven't eaten a lot today, or are not hydrated, etc
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sounds like something that happened to my dad, might be really high glucose level.

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>every time I start a new job/school
>'alright it will be different this time, I'm gonna make friends and talk to people'
>1 week in
>known as that weird quiet guy

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>36532320
>want to get better at socializing with people
>people alienate you without giving you a chance
>sit alone at lunch everyday for 5 years
Boy I sure love my job
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I'm fine at socializing but I haven't connected with anyone on a deep level in years. Maybe that sort of friendship comes with time? I'm confused.
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>>36532320
this was literally me at my first job. Thankfully people still talked to me for some reason but i was really quiet and never talked unless someone else did.

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These motherfuckers are wack. They want 10+ years of experience and they only want to pay minimim wage. I could get more working at subway than this. These niggas are fucking wack.
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>>36532308
Has to be a typo. That job would pay at least 60,000 here in Ohio. I do something similar.
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>>36532405
A typo Twice....
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>wack
>wack
>advertising subway for free, the healthy inorganic bread makers
But anyway, yes the world is very gay.

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>mfw make posts that are intentionally of poor quality
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That just means you're so good at posting that the only thing you have left is to post shitily.
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yes good
let them squirm like the roaches they are
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>mfw make posts in various styles and various levels of quality to obscure heavy posting amount
good variety writing practice as a side effect

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=354616471

fuk dis gay earf
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She's cute. She deserves better than mr sponge dick
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>>36532259
Because I don't sell drugs
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>>36532259
fuck off nigger, go back to facebook

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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How can white women even compete?

She's over 50.
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Is that a knife on her hip
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There's a woman who looks like a 6 foot tall Halle Berry at my work.

She has different hair but dem cheek bones.
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go be retarded somewhere else please

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anyone else just have no redeeming qualities whatsoever?
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umome
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I don't think anyone has praised me in a long time.
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>>36532099
I mean i have very little, but i do like making others feel good.
Just today i noticed the semi autistic kid in my college class got a haircut, and without thinking i sat down next to him like i always do,
turned to him and said "hey anon, nice haircut! it looks real fresh. i like it man."
the fucking look on his face as his face lit up was the exact reason i find for living.
knowing that someone someday will make my face light up like that is beyond comprehensible.
The way his face lit up said "man nobodies noticed or even complimented me on ANYTHING in a while."
Just a simple comment may have made his day.
But making others feel good, if i can, that's my redeeming quality.
Even though I am myself a hallow man, I do think it's necessary to provide some good for this dull and depressing world.

Who's the Chad of dog breeds?
I think it goes without saying who Tyrone is.
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German Shepard. Fucking easy one
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>>36532034
Chihuahuas are the manlet dog breed.
Italian Greyhounds are the shy fembots.
Labrador/golden retrievers are the Stacies.
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>>36532034

Pugs are the most numale breed of them all.

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Who /nightshopper/ here?

I usually go to the walmart between 3-5 am before most people are awake.

I feel most comfortable during this time
>no lines
>no trashy fat ass families clogging up the isles
>store is mostly empty except for workers restocking shelves
>can take my time and stroll around the store and pick up things I need without getting anxious
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>>36531991
When I am in a store at 3am I make it a point to chat up other shoppers.
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>>36532113
>chat up other shoppers.
you americans are disgusting. No one speaks to strangers in my culture
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>>36531991
Yeah I love it
It feels like you own the whole store and the whole world around it
Really calm whereas the usual hustle and bustle tends to freak me out
Sadly I don't have a car and metro doesn't run after midnight anymore, and the 24/7 grocery store nearby recently changed so that it closes at 1. It really is sort of a downer cause like, it was nice just to have somewhere to go even when I didn't really need anything. If I couldn't sleep at 4 am or something I'd go to the grocery store, wander around for an hour and buy noodles or something. I miss that reeee

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what's the easiest way to kill yourself without a gun?

I don't have any rope but I have guitar lead that seems pretty sturdy
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Lethal morphine or heroin overdose
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Jump off a building or bridge
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neck on railroad track orig

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>C-chad is that you? Help me up p-please
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>>36531871
you better eat dem eggs
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>>36531871
Eggs. All of them. Now.
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>>36531900
>>36531892
Reddit says hi

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