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How far are you into your descent into homosexuality?
Would you deny a girl if she asked you out?
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>>36129034
I can honestly say I would
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>>36129034
nah, I wouldn't shut her down but I would friend zone her, and emotionally toy with her.
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>>36129034
>Would you deny a girl if she asked you out?
Yes.
I've given up on any kind of sexual or romantic relationship.

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>jack off into kleenex tissue
>flush down toilet to hide the evidence
>toilets clogged now
W-w-what do I do bros?
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>>36128990
Wait nine months
Pay alimony and child support to your toilet

Ya fucked up
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Kleenex's aren't flushable. Use toilet paper
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>>36128990
plunge it? you fucking retard

>got too drunk at the bar
>end up at an after party
>accidentally made out with bfs friend
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>play Vladimir mid against ahri mid
>accidentally get carried by my team
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>befriend a guy
>he's roommates with his sister
>when I stayed over they showed together
>when we went to a roadtrip together and he had to go pee she held a Gatorade bottle up to his penis
>we start dating
>he reveals to me that he isn't actually siblings with his roommate and they just happen to share the same last name
>they just pretend to be siblings to occasionally screw with people
>remember that he still done weird sensual stuff with her while we were dating
>he tells me he and her have gradually stopped doing all the casual nudity stuff since we started dating and that I don't have to worry about him cheating because him and her never had sex before and don't see each other in a sexual way

They showered together while we were dating, but stopped doing it when we became more serious. I feel like breaking up the relationship
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>>36129378
Were you not bothered enough that he was doing those things with somebody you thought was his sister?

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>Be me
This week was spring break.
BUT, instead of going out and partaking in youthful party culture, I worked my shit-tier babysitting job and playrd vidya all break. So today, I decided to leave the cavernous hole in which is also known as my bedroom, to go for a bit of retail therapy. After going to places I just had this instinctive decision to purchase a Ps4, Xbox or Nintendo Switch just because, why the fuck not? I went into Target and immediately see a qt employee.
>Dirty blonde hair
>A bit taller than me
>Seemed nerdy (in a good way) and intelligent
I was nervous to approach him but I just tried anyway. He helped me out a bit and was helpful right away. We stood there, looking at the games just chatting a little.
I can literally FEEL the embarrassment pouring out of me.
>Red face
>Cheeks burning up
>Hands are literally sweating
>Can't maintain eye contact
He helped me and when I was done he just smiled and said "Good luck". And that was it.
WHY AM I LIKE THIS? I COULD'VE ASKED FOR HIS NAME AT LEAST. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? HE WAS LITERALLY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS AND ALL I DID WAS SPERG OUT AND BARELY SAY ANYTHING. OMG WHAY THE FUCK MAN I WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A NERDY WHITE GUY ONE DAY WHYYYYYYY CANT I OH MY GOD REEEE IM SK MAD
should i go back???
>INB4 he was a chad not at fucking ALL
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>>36128979
Sales staff are paid to be nice to you.
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>>36128979
You femanon or fag?
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>>36128979
>>INB4 he was a chad not at fucking ALL

Yeah, I bet he doesn't even have a six pack!

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streaming and lonely, pls come watch me, or at least call me a faggot.
twitch tv osmurr
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>>36128971
bumparinooooo reeeeee
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>>36128971
Jimmy here, join the comfy stream bots
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the content in this stream will knock of a chromosome

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drug trhread
getting cocaine and hopefully xanax tonight
what's everyone on?:
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>>36128869
>what's everyone on?:
I don't use drugs

you should stop
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I injected like 5 whole weed needles I think I might OD. Oh yeah did I mention I do drugs.
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>>36128879
I would but it's the only thing I enjoy in life

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Why do males hoard the boxes of their electronics?
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They're useful for storing other items in.

It bothers me that so many boxes these days are made specifically to hold only the item that was packaged in them.
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Because they're like trophies.
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>>36128852
I donate my stuff after I'm done with it. I like them to appear new, instead of the usual hand me down look of the average donated item.

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Why do girls love the knot so much?
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>>36128803
you got the rest of it?
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>>36128803
Stretches them out. Girls like girth
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>>36128803
>born too early for canine penis implants that inflate under sexual tension
fugg

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Is it just me or are comfy threads dying? Please post.
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aye, /b/ is more the place for comfort threads

but /r9k/ could definitely use them more
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probably has something to do with how textless posts aren't allowed
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>>36128816
/b/ is the complete opposite of comfy what are you talking about

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Given the chance would you rape Nyanners?
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*steals a kissu*
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>>36128739
Given the chance I'd blow her up with my hands, legally, in the cage of my choosing.
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Nope.
Most annoying voice I've ever heard.

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What age did you officially give up on women?
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When I realized that my mother didn't love me. So, quite young.
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>>36128636
When I was 22

33 now
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>>36128636
I'm 19 and I haven't given up yet but I can feel myself crossing that threshold. Women as a gender have very few redeeming qualities that are mostly counteracted by their overwhelmingly negative traits.

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How are women even able to cheat? Who are the scumfucks banging dudes gf/wifes?
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>Girl comes onto guy or puts herself out there
>Never tells or lets the guy know that she has a bf/husband

It's pretty common.
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This problem would be solved if people only had sex within committed relationships.
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In case you haven't noticed very many men are enablers of women's shitty behavior, including on this board. Many men are also unabashed scumbags.

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How can 3D disgusting filthy pigs even compete?
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they literally cant
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>36128040
breeding capacity

show me a pregnant belly on that girl or dine in hell
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By being real (and original)

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Why do they all look like anime characters?
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This chart needs a serious overhaul.
>Ashley
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Erica
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Eliza
Keep; should be in the center with a photo larger than the rest.
>Lauren
No one posts her; replace with Grimes.
>Ilay
Keep.
>Crispy
Keep.
>Rose
Keep.
>Marky
Keep.
>Anzu
Keep.
>Katya
Keep.
>Miru
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Ella
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
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All top tier qts but Ashley is best girl.
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>>36128088
What the fuck is the obsession with eliza. She's weird as fuck and not in a good way and she's ugly. Wtf

I will give a (You) to anyone in this thread who is not a
>nu-male
>feminist sympathizer
>republican
>gamer
>Trump shill
>communist
>flaming homosexual
>or Canadian
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>>36127838
I'm sleepy. I think I'm gonna go to bed.
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>>36127889
Sleep tight, sleepyhead.
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There is nothing wrong with being Canadian.


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