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>play Vladimir mid against ahri mid
>accidentally get carried by my team

>befriend a guy
>he's roommates with his sister
>when I stayed over they showed together
>when we went to a roadtrip together and he had to go pee she held a Gatorade bottle up to his penis
>we start dating
>he reveals to me that he isn't actually siblings with his roommate and they just happen to share the same last name
>they just pretend to be siblings to occasionally screw with people
>remember that he still done weird sensual stuff with her while we were dating
>he tells me he and her have gradually stopped doing all the casual nudity stuff since we started dating and that I don't have to worry about him cheating because him and her never had sex before and don't see each other in a sexual way

They showered together while we were dating, but stopped doing it when we became more serious. I feel like breaking up the relationship

>>36129378
Were you not bothered enough that he was doing those things with somebody you thought was his sister?

>>36128979
Sales staff are paid to be nice to you.

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>>36128979
You femanon or fag?

>>36128979
>>INB4 he was a chad not at fucking ALL

Yeah, I bet he doesn't even have a six pack!

>>36128971
bumparinooooo reeeeee

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>>36128971
Jimmy here, join the comfy stream bots

the content in this stream will knock of a chromosome

>>36128869
>what's everyone on?:
I don't use drugs

you should stop

I injected like 5 whole weed needles I think I might OD. Oh yeah did I mention I do drugs.

>>36128879
I would but it's the only thing I enjoy in life

They're useful for storing other items in.

It bothers me that so many boxes these days are made specifically to hold only the item that was packaged in them.

Because they're like trophies.

>>36128852
I donate my stuff after I'm done with it. I like them to appear new, instead of the usual hand me down look of the average donated item.

>>36128803
you got the rest of it?

>>36128803
Stretches them out. Girls like girth

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>>36128803
>born too early for canine penis implants that inflate under sexual tension
fugg

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aye, /b/ is more the place for comfort threads

but /r9k/ could definitely use them more

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probably has something to do with how textless posts aren't allowed

>>36128816
/b/ is the complete opposite of comfy what are you talking about

*steals a kissu*

>>36128739
Given the chance I'd blow her up with my hands, legally, in the cage of my choosing.

Nope.
Most annoying voice I've ever heard.

When I realized that my mother didn't love me. So, quite young.

>>36128636
When I was 22

33 now

>>36128636
I'm 19 and I haven't given up yet but I can feel myself crossing that threshold. Women as a gender have very few redeeming qualities that are mostly counteracted by their overwhelmingly negative traits.

>Girl comes onto guy or puts herself out there
>Never tells or lets the guy know that she has a bf/husband

It's pretty common.

This problem would be solved if people only had sex within committed relationships.

In case you haven't noticed very many men are enablers of women's shitty behavior, including on this board. Many men are also unabashed scumbags.

they literally cant
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>36128040
breeding capacity

show me a pregnant belly on that girl or dine in hell

By being real (and original)

This chart needs a serious overhaul.
>Ashley
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Erica
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Eliza
Keep; should be in the center with a photo larger than the rest.
>Lauren
No one posts her; replace with Grimes.
>Ilay
Keep.
>Crispy
Keep.
>Rose
Keep.
>Marky
Keep.
>Anzu
Keep.
>Katya
Keep.
>Miru
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.
>Ella
Posted rarely; keep her only if you can't find a replacement.

All top tier qts but Ashley is best girl.

>>36128088
What the fuck is the obsession with eliza. She's weird as fuck and not in a good way and she's ugly. Wtf

>>36127838
I'm sleepy. I think I'm gonna go to bed.

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>>36127889
Sleep tight, sleepyhead.

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There is nothing wrong with being Canadian.

>>36127746
Have an apple

dont order a fucking pizza have some restraint

look up meals you could cook instead practice cooking

I got a dominos earlier today. In fact most of it's still in the fridge. I think I'm getting sick though cuz I'm not hubgry

>>36127706
I don't give a fuck so long as we don't waste a bunch of money on another war. It doesn't look like that'll be the case though, so it should be fine.

>>36127752
eggzactly

if trump says chemical weapons are illegal and doesn't back that sentiment up, then he's a weak faggot. at least he backed his word up and didn't cause a new war in the process. chemical weapons are shitty and should be eradicated