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>Been trying to successfully nofap for years
>Haven't been able to
I've realized through this experience that masturbation is an addiction and I must get rid of it.

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2017-09-01 05:15:11 Post No.39441343
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:15:11 Post No. 39441343 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I leave the middle of nowhere for a town like la or Miami?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:17:35 Post No.39441379
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:17:35 Post No.39441379 [Report]

you dont want to go to miami

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:20:15 Post No.39441422
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:20:15 Post No.39441422 [Report]

>>39441343
Why do you really want to move?
If your answer is "I'm lonely" you should avoid big cities

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:21:55 Post No.39441451
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>>39441379
Fuck yours so lucky being there why are you even here? Go to a beach. Go to a fair.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:11:17 Post No. 39441285 [Report] [View this topic]

I know my mom enables me, and I know I'll never amount to anything. Just wanted to give all of you this snippet of my life before I go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:16:16 Post No.39441356
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>>39441285
Want to talk OP?
It might help, tell us something before you go.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:18:26 Post No.39441391
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:18:26 Post No.39441391 [Report]

What's your recommended meal from mcdonalds o hamburger senpai

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>>39441356
probably going to use helium and CPAP mask because it's the least painful

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:10:54 Post No. 39441283 [Report] [View this topic]

when did you find out your sister is a thot

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:13:49 Post No.39441320
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I smell memetext.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:14:52 Post No.39441337
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>>39441283
Never, she was my role model for my whole life and was one of my best friends, I could talk with her about anything and she would respect me, now she is dead and my family has fallen apart a little because of it.

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>>39441283
She constantly fucks with me by twerking and she watches degenerate black reaction youtubers.

She's only 8. But Jesus once said "If she breathe, she a thot." so I can't really be surprised.

Anonymous
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General September Thread! Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:05:06 Post No. 39441191 [Report] [View this topic]

What are your plans for this month?

Any goals?

Any sad or happy anniversaries?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:05:56 Post No.39441204
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:05:56 Post No.39441204 [Report]

my birthday is in 22 days. joy.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:12:57 Post No.39441308
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:12:57 Post No.39441308 [Report]

>>39441191
>plans/goals
Get back to the gym. MAYBE ask out this qt at work. Get gud at my new job. Jack off less. Kick caffeine for good (ok, maybe not for good. It's just too much fun)

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:13:59 Post No.39441325
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>>39441191
pondering suicuide and why i should do it.that's my plans.

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2017-09-01 05:04:43 Post No.39441186
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:04:43 Post No. 39441186 [Report] [View this topic]

mocha choca lata ya ya

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:08:03 Post No.39441242
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>>39441186
OP Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.

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>>39441242
Do ya really think Jim Parsons has nothing better to do on a Thursday night than shitpost on /r9k/?

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bargepole

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2017-09-01 05:02:52 Post No.39441159
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:02:52 Post No. 39441159 [Report] [View this topic]

Does fapping to loli/shota make you a pedo?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:05:31 Post No.39441199
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:05:31 Post No.39441199 [Report]

Yes you retard brainlet
>you masturbate to webms of literal children screwing eachother
>somehow there is a possibility of you not being a faggot pedophile

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:09:28 Post No.39441263
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>>39441159
>You find kids hot and fap to them, even if they are not real, you feel atracted to this things instead of drawings of adults having sex.
This is not the first time this has been discussed and wont be the last, but in my humble opinion to this particular thread... yes, yes it does.

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How could it not?

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2017-09-01 05:00:08 Post No.39441123
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:00:08 Post No. 39441123 [Report] [View this topic]

Time for a VOCAROO THREAD

V O C A R O O
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nd8t0TK6P7

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>>39441123
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MfkoU3Fl4Y

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>>39441503
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZhnSiY8XAZ

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>>39441503
>>39441832
You both sound like faggots to me.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:55:48 Post No. 39441055 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm going to lose my virginity this year. Time to put down my edgy loner facade and take up the mantle of Chad. I urge you to do the same.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:57:24 Post No.39441085
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>>39441055
I'm abstaining from sex until marriage.

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>>39441085
Don't you want to fuck around a bit until you find the one?

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>>39441055
I'm on 54.... I feel like a fucking scum bag now.... it's not cool anymore

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:55:31 Post No. 39441049 [Report] [View this topic]

Went on a date with a girl significantly more attractive than I. Every robot's dream, right? Oh god the hesitant side hug she gave me, the sliding gaze, and the "I gotta go" at the end were the fucking worst. I wish she had never responded to me.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:57:45 Post No.39441090
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:57:45 Post No.39441090 [Report]

that's the whore who is meant to top my dreams? lmao I'm dead

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>>39441049
>more attractive than I.
learn grammar

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>>39441090
Not actually her, but still way better looking than me

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:54:30 Post No. 39441038 [Report] [View this topic]

Could I get a fembot to bully me every day online? or just a guy pretending to be a girl?
I just want someone to bully me all the time.
I want to have a bully

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:59:18 Post No.39441112
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:59:18 Post No.39441112 [Report]

That's too much work for nothing in return

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:01:23 Post No.39441143 [Report]

>>39441112
I know.
It makes me wonder why people bully in the first place.
I never had one, but I'd like one.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:01:55 Post No.39441149 [Report]

Would you pay me?
Orinigdo

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:50:28 Post No. 39440977 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you make friends again? I've forgotten how to.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:31:16 Post No.39441578
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:31:16 Post No.39441578 [Report]

Please I need help. I'm so lonely.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:30:25 Post No.39442402 [Report]

Bumping because I have the same problem too.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:37:06 Post No.39442498
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:37:06 Post No.39442498 [Report]

There's a wikihow for both finding and getting friends but I'll just say what works for me

Always accept others compliments and return them.
Be reliable.
Introduce some of your unique interests or quirks and ask about theirs.
Feign interest even if you arent, chances are they are too.
Ask to hang out again at some place or event.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:49:28 Post No. 39440964 [Report] [View this topic]

Can anyone here explain why /r9k/ doesn't condemn this show?
>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
>*BURP* Hey Morty did you go to the *BURP* store like I asked?
>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
>Oh Morty *BURP* good 4th wall hey *BURP* did you *BURP* get *BURP* everything *BURP* on *BURP* the *BURP* list *BURP*
>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
>'God' is last on the list right *burp* Morty?
>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--
>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB
>FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! *tips fedora*
>hey morty *burp* come here
>o-okay rick
>look up on that roof you see burp that right there look at that
>w-what rick
>that god on the roof
>b-but rick there isn't a god o-
>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD
>SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM
This is the entire series in a nutshell

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:50:26 Post No.39440976
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You've posted the exact same thread on /tv/.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:53:22 Post No.39441017
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:53:22 Post No.39441017 [Report]

I haven't even seen 30 seconds of this show. I don't watch it cause I'm afraid I'll like it.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:55:54 Post No.39441058
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 04:55:54 Post No.39441058 [Report]

>getting miffed by a meme show
this is why you are not intelligent

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