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>>34331984
Yeah you're autistic alright
somehow not original

>>34331984
Usually get ISFJ but lately been debating on whether I'm an ISFP
Its whatever though, the whole thing doesnt matter much

INFP. Give me an E--- bf already.

I've read his manifesto twice and listened to mumkeys audio book. DESU its very entertaining and relatable.

I've read it three times, about to read it for fourth soon. The first time I just read it through, second time l listed up ALL the places he ever went to or lived in, third time I listed up ALL things he ever liked or was impressed by, the fourth time I will list up ALL things he hated or disliked and for the fifth ALL things telling about his personality. Then I will collect ALL material of all of these things, pictures, videos, written information, ALL. And I will do the very same with the police reports, videos, pictures etc. Then I will use them for my own projects. It's very mesmerizing. I might be possessed by his spirit.

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Seems like there's only three true fans left. All the others are either posers or went to Reddit.

Where do you watch them famalam?

I had a bad habit of watching Speedrun attempts being streamed. It was comfy but I never knew how normie those people were. It got uncomfortable pretty fast.

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>>34332273
YouTube. Eggy has been doing a fucking insane livestream marathon. He's on like day 18 of a consecutive, month long, 8 hour a day livestreaming session. It's so comfy desu. I also like watching cute guys livestream on youtube, but eggy is /NeverComingDown/ right now

I...I don't know Anon

>What's it like to have friends?
It's the absolute worst thing ever. Friends are fucking garbage. You're not missing out on anything, I promise. Please don't make friends. They'll inevitably abandon you/disappoint you/hurt you. Humans shouldn't interact with each other in the first place.

It's having someone to talk to, and having to give your own advice. A companion to play with, someone's who has got your back. Could be a rival too, bettering yourself through him. Someone you can sperg out with and they wouldn't mind.
Girls don't make ideal friends.

>>34331946
no, you're just a lazy piece of shit who has no concept of work versus reward.

Enjoy fapping your dick off because no gf will ever come

>>34331958
Mate you need to learn to browse this place with a sense of irony. Next to nothing posted here is legitimate, the board is just one giant shitpost

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>>34331979
what do you think that I was doing? you are the one who need to learn some irony. The entire point of this place is to jump at each others throats and rage because its legitimate fun.

Have a squirrel(You)

I just pity them for being too weak to care for themselves. We sort of share the same fate.

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I was on youtube listening to a track from the most recent mario game. and I saw a comment that really stood out to me

the broken english and odd capitalization made me think it was either a child or an inexperienced second-language speaker

something about its pure sincerity and enjoyment of something really made me happy. I've been thinking about this comment for a while. I remember when I used to sincerely enjoy things. every opinion I hold is close to the chest, full of sarcasm and self-deprecation. it's really heartwarming to see such a simple good-feeling comment. he likes mario, he likes jazz, he likes the song. I wish the internet was more like this. but everyone born past 1980 is so dedicated to this thick impenetrable layer of sarcasm and ingenuity. if we just talked how we felt, things could be better.

For me it's the shock of losing ones innocence that get's me.
I guess I was pretty lucky as a kid since I wasn't motivated to do anything except study and play video games so the shock wasn't that great but for cute little girls who dream of having unrealistic careers or changing the world i'd imagine the shock would be far more devastating. An example is hidamari sketch.
I just feel so fucking anxious and awful knowing that she's going to struggle to make a career out of art and every moment that she shows enthusiasm and happiness just makes me feel even worse knowing that she's going to eventually feel foolish that she ever felt that way. I don't know though, I might have aspergers and my father killed himself before my 18th birthday so I might just be mentally unstable.

>>34331818

Muslims doesn't think that way.

>>34331818
fuck off and eat shit you stupid bitchass nigger cuck pussy faggot

>>34331827
That would make the Muslims wrong.

>>34331798
Who cares? Go to /adv/ or someother board. I get that you have questions, but this isn't trap central. That being said, I hope you get what you're looking for. Also, you should change cities if you do it, and maybe try practicing talking higher. Moral of comment: not on this board. Sorry, boss

>>34331839
>Not trap central
Nigga do you know how many trap threads there are right now?

Anyway OP that is definitely a question for /adv/ like he said.

>>34331839
>>34331861
Oh ok... I just thought I could post here cuz we're always talking about our loneliness and what we can do to work it out.

>>34331782
>Why couldn't he ever get laid in the show?
because that was the joke

>>34331782
Because he was 5'6".

>>34331782
Because it was a kid show

>>34331774
King me m80

>>34331774
https://lichess.org/hdtWPpSv

>>34331774
>>34331791

>challenge cancelled

pussies

>>34331674
Except for companionship.

>>34331694
It it's not worth it when you spend so much time arguing over the littlest shit possible

>>34331674
Duh

Girls are for faggots

>>34331627
Pretty good mang, stoned as fuck shitposting from work. Heading home in a few hours to blast off into hyperspace

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>>34331656
Sounds good anon, hopefully I'll meat you in the space

>>34331627
how much robo did you take? I took 3/4 of a bottle last time and totally wigged out so idk about dosage

>>34331624
Dunno man maybe you should stick to the strong, tall specimen called "chad"

They don't drink their milk or eat their veggis.

I kind of feel bad for short girls

I'm 5'9" and skinnyfat and barely work out, but I could easily just pick up and suplex any femlet

she'd have no way of doing anything about it

I could just push her down and beat her head in

but we don't, because we're civilized

it makes you wonder how they even still exist, how did evolution not wipe them out, wtf is a femlet going to do when your nomadic tribe gets attacked by animals?

how can u expect getting a twink bf to assfuck without giving any contact info wtf

only if you let me live in a neetcage with you

>>34331473
dont you have some shekels to count?

>>34331400
>why are you so quiet?

because I have nothing to say and I generally hate everyone

>>34331471

>why are you so quite?
Fuck I forgot about that one too, I actually sperged out on some chink whore who asked me that during HS.

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>>34331400
>why dont you have a job?

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