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What is this kind of sex even called?
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Lesbian sex performed by gay men
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>>37569160
white boy sex
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>>37569160
Sissy faggots that are too pussies to either transition or just have a normal gay relationship with another man.
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So I set up my chase checking account for direct deposits. How do I authorize my new employer? I really don't want to go back down to the bank.
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>>37569130
>How do I authorize my new employer?
Smother your face in their asscheeks
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Go to HR and talk to them about direct deposit
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>>37569130
chase bank? my relatives founded that bank
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I just threatened to kill my ex gf's boyfriend
What can they actually do to harm me from a legal perspective?
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>>37569099
Lawyerfag here,
Tell me what you said specifically
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>>37569125
just to add context, she doesn't live near me and these are all via text messages
I told him I was "only a flight away from Florida"
and then later I told him straight up "I will fly down there and kill you" and gave him my address to see if he'd do anything
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>>37569163
also, this isn't the first time I threatened to fly down to FL and cause havoc. A few years ago I actually did it and wound up in a mental hospital for three days. So there is precedence of me doing crazy shit.
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do you sleep naked /r9k/?I do
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>>37569084
nope. pajamas are comfy. cold rooms are comfy, but cold. Tried it once, was uncomfortable.
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I do too. It's good to let your parts air out. I'm naked right now heh
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>>37569084
Sort of, just have a shirt on and that's it
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>tfw no Meg White gf
Why live, lads? I need a qt drummer gf to keep time for my guitar playing
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>>37569025
She might just be the perfect woman tobehonestwithyou
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She had some nice fucking bazoongaz tbqh
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>>37569025
The White Stripes are just awful
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tfw the harsh slap of reality hits you like a bump of coke 2017-06-08 12:58:53 Post No.37568955
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tfw the harsh slap of reality hits you like a bump of coke
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>be me two hours ago
>27
>rummaging through stack of books I took from the attic when I moved to an apartment a year ago but never unpacked because I'm bored and the anime torrent's still downloading
>find high school yearbook
>decide to look up everyone, see how they're doing
>best friend
>works at a college as a professor in writing
>2nd best
>manages IT at BOSE Corp. headquarters
>the girl I had a crush on
>has a gorgeous family in Alaska, her husband is some park ranger
>the girl I used to work with in theater class
>is in off-broadway performances in New York
>the class clown
>runs his own entrepreneurship
>the guy who bullied me constantly
>vice-president of a company
>his friend
>a catholic priest
>all of them skinnier, more chiseled, happy and active on social media
>look at my picture in the book
>as wide-eyed as the rest of them
>look at the mirror
>200 pounds fatter, working a dead-end job on night shifts
I'm the fuckup. I'm the one whose life fell apart. I'm the one who never sorted things out and never took the oppurtunities I should have. I'm the one who was a big fat loser. And I'm about to watch a yuribait show about dragon maids. Which is doubly serendipitious since my nickname in high school was Trogdor
>I literally burned everything to the fucking ground and am left with a cave of hoarded nonsense
Fucks sake, I know we meme about feeling dead inside, but this is legit real darkness hours. I am a complete failure in the game of life, especially in regards to my former friends and peers. I am a fucking void of a person. My biggest contribution to humanity is a /co/ and /fit/ meme image.
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Bose is trash so don't be too jealous off that guy.
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>>37568955
dude your post hit me hard. I kinda fear this I am 22.
Can I ask you something though? Even though I am sure this makes you sad, you 27.
You are not a child or a teen but you are young and if you really wanted you could tun yourself around.
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>>37568990
The nigga makes 11 times more than me and has a family. BOSE product quality isn't the issue here.
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As a lazy depressed skinnyfat robot how do I get a /fit/ body with minimal effort?
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>>37568932
>minimal effort
Sorry OP, try again.
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>>37568932
you go to /fit/, dumbass
oh wait you probably got banned from there for being a lazy faggot and not reading the sticky
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>>37568932
take horse steroids
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Can robots be criminals?
>Be me
>Just turned 20
>Low on cash cuz I quit my job cuz I'm an oversensitive pussy
>Friend of mine tells me that I can make a few hundred bucks if I drop something off for him
>whythefucknot.png
>Leave some brown paper bag behind a dumpster, make cash
>The beginning of the end.
>Fast forward 3-4 months, I'm beating some rando nigger drug dealer with a pipe
>All my family has alienated me, and I never had friends to begin with
>The money feels worthless
>They'll probably just kill me if I try to leave this bullshit
Might as well just kill myself now lol
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Man where do you live, all I've wanted is to get involved in something like that. I'm in the pacific NW. If you're not close to me can you tell me how I can find this sort of underbelly in my city? I just moved here. I was on the cusp of getting in in the place where I used to live but had to leave. Any tips or advice are much appreciated
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>>37568986
Alright, it's not all bad. I found it through a friend. If you know anyone who does drugs harder than weed, they prolly know people. And sorry pal, I'm in Florida.
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>>37569056
Yeah that's basically been my plan is to find a coke connect, problem is my friends I moved in with don't go out or anything and they like nice neighborhoods and upscale bars. I have to find the real scum around here on my own, hopefully won't take too long
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Rem
I've reached my limit
your selfishness has damaged our friendship too much
don't make me post in your threads anymore
Aya was right, I should make my own decisions
I'm sorry I blocked you, but this is for your own good. I'll miss you, but it's for the best we go our separate ways
Goodbye
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>>37568897
S A V A G E
A P O
V S T
A
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You sound like a close friend with Rem and honestly
I can agree with you
He doesn't deserve you anon
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>>37568897
Bitch fucking unblock me or I'll shit my pants irl. I mean it. I'll do it. Don't fucking push me cunt.
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take me down to pound town
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>be female
>wish i was the bottom
what's wrong with me?
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Isn't there audio of this?
The guys groaning and crying out but the guy just keeps on slamming it in there.
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>>37568928
The inside of the vagina often has little to no nerve endings. Getting your prostate banged probably feels way better than getting banged in the vagina.
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this qt has been killed by dirty terrorists, look at her, she is pure
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good riddance
death to all infidels inshallah
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>>37568856
beautiful woman =/= pure
In fact, it is usually the opposite. Are robots really this deluded?
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>>37568856
Her eyes say whore
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let's be honest, elliot with long hair is hot af, fucking sluts
they didnt talk with him
why
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>>37568852
he really does look hot with long hair. fucking failed chad
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>>37568852
He should've gone all in on this look. He was a cute dude, it's really too bad what toxic thinking and introversion can do to a kid.
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>>37568852
it looks photoshopped, like the skin around the face looks bloated
the eyes just look like theyre from another photo
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Just watched all of his videos. I realted exactly to pretty much everything he said. I could never see myself doing what he did, but then again, he probably didn't either. He was a good kid, they pushed him over the edge.
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Literally Watamote except he wasn't a cute girl
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>>37568822
What's true in what he says? He expected people to fawn over him and throw themselves at him.
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You probably have some serious mental health issues, then!
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Show me a better flavor of Pop Tarts
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Watermelon is better.
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wild berry
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>>37568824
disgusting bad taste eat shit die and never post on my board again
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Ballbustin couple thread.
Get on in here and get some yous cuz I'm bored. Same as always
>me and the wife have been together since middle school, I've spent nearly a decade turning her into a ballbusting babe. And have practiced ballbusting daily on the process
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>>37568673
why do you guys come here
this place is full of contempt and misery. no one knows how to talk to each other let alone find meaningful relationships.
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>>37568840
Because he's a baiting cunt that somehow still hasn't got banned, just report and move on
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>>37568673
>tfw have an assignment due tomorrow