Deal with it, cumskins
>trying to start another cuckpost war/cuckthread
Why are you still masturbating to Overwatch porn?
>the girls don't even recognize my existence
How the fuck am I supposed to get a girlfriend if she doesn't even see me
Why is /r9k/ so obsessed with sex and gfs? Reading this board sometimes feels like watching an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
>Anon writes a large post
>comment with "nice bait"
who /DEVILISH/ today?
>friend asks to borrow my car to run errands
>when he leave in my car, phone the police and give them a description of him
>go into /pol/
>say Hllary won the popular vote and therefore Trump isnt a legitimate president
somebody stop me anons
>Normie asks me for help saving something on a disc
>tell him he corrupted the drive and delete his work
Is it true, robots?
would you fuck the mom or daughter?
Neither because they wouldn't want to fuck me.
poopy poopy bum bum edition
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning britfeel
oh shit I just woke up and its afternoon
Post waifus haha
What are you plans for today?
Fembots, why haven't you let your bf fuck your ass yet? It's the ultimate sign of trust and intimacy. If you really loved your bf you would let him have your ass.
Drugs are disgusting. Why would a person even need them to feel good? It's so pointless.
Where are you, /straightedge/ lads?
We'll I used to be as awkward as you guys and I remember that everything in my life was a struggle like even just walking through a mall now I don't think about shit and I actually do shit in life shit I never thought I would do sitting on my computer at home
Why are you still masturbating to World of Warcraft?
Haven't gone to sleep yet edition.
Guangzhou anon here. This is it, i can't hide it anymore. Yes, i love dicks, and yes, i fucking love trannies. I also love to crossdress with my friends. Since i was little i've always loved to touch other kids wieners and cuddle them and touch them. What's the problem? I thought the core of a true robot was giving love to people whatever their gender identities are, and this is what i do. I love and i want to be loved.
Yes, it was me. It was a video that was recorded a few weeks before moving to China. My friends wanted to make me a present before moving so they decided to make a video of us sharing our friendship. ofc i agreed
anon, is it true you tell jokes?
Why did the snail cross the road?
he wanted to see his flat mates
"Of course we're still going to Chick-Fil-A, Champ. We just need to make a few stops along the way, and this is the first one. All you just need to do is walk in, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. What do you mean that I'm being unfair? Champ, I'm doing this because I care about you and no one else will. It's all a matter of shaking the manager's hand and telling him you want the job. Can't be that hard, Champ."