i should finally kms, how's your day /r9k?
>tfw still having dreams of forgetting my buttplug on butthole expansion day in gym class
Why must our minds torment us?
>tfw gf acts exactly like a little but gets disguested when I bring up ddlg
GET THE FUCK OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT RIGHT NOW
GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM
Just got a 25$ amazon gift card
Dubs decide what I get :^)
$25 dollars worth of fidget spinners, must be rainbow colored.
Are there any trans-lesbians here in this board besides me? I always see gay(gay) traps here but never any gay (straight) traps.
>4/10 in mirror
>1/10 in pics
>tfw no /cgl/ bf
I'm a boy btw, cebruz
confess your deep incestual desires here
mine: -- want to "make love" to mom
Okay /r9k/, whats your daily routine from start to finish.
>Wake up at 9am
>Look at /r9k/ and other boards
>Play games and chat on discord
>Shower after 2 hours at this point
>Go to gym when Im not feeling like shit
>Play games for 6 or so more hours
>Have dinner at around 7pm
>Play more games until 12 am
>Eat snack then get in bed
>Sit in bed until 2 in the morning browsing web
Feel free to mention any special events or things you dont usually do at the end.
>Sat in sun for about an hour after I woke up in hopes of shedding this body
Dependent on the day but most are like this now.
>wake up at 7
>watch TV or play some vidya while I eat breakfast
>after breakfast get bored of vidya and tv so go back to bed
>wake up at around 9/930
>browse 4chan, twitter, youtube for an hour or two
>try to think of somewhere to go
>do meaningless errands
>come back at lunch time, 11/12ish
>eat lunch and watch tv or play vidya
>continue playing vidya for another hour or so until bored
>grab laptop and browse 4chan/youtube
>get bored and go back to playing vidya, probably roblox while listening to music
>be dinner time by now so make dinner and continue listening to music and playing roblox
>finish dinner, turn off roblox, and watch tv while scrolling twitter on phone
>if really bored step out onto patio and smoke a cigar
>watch more tv then go to bed
Living the dream boys
does anybody else think blac chyna is fuck ugly?
>he doesnt stay with his parents
Literally why wouldnt you? You can save your NEETbux because your parents will pay for everything.
You dont need to do much chores because your mom will cook and clean for you.
And when they finally die you get a nice big house and inheritance all to yourself
There is literally no downside
I lived with my parents from 22 to 25. I won't deny that there were certain things I could count on that I wish I had now (food in the fridge that was free, cable TV, not paying rent), but living with 5 other people really grated on my social life. My dating life was also nonexistent (not cool to bring chicks back to your parents' house). So, even though living on my own is pretty costly and stressful at times, it is worth every penny. 14 months later and still going strong.
>parents are poverty people living in an apartment
>probably won't even get $100 when they die
So what happened to your first crush?
I was 10 back then and she seemed to like me as well despite being taller than me. I've visited her in hospital when she broke her arm and one day I leaned next to her while she was sleeping after watching musical together.
That's like 10 years ago and I have no idea what she's doing or where she is ever since she went to Canada. I had other crushes after that but still curious about what happened to her.
Never had one.
As a kid/teenager I always just thought people were pretending to like each other. It all seemed fake to me.
It wasn't until it was too late (in my early 20s) that I realised people weren't pretending, they actually liked being around each other and having sex and relationships and all that shit.
Now I'm 30 and HHKV living by myself in apartment bought for me by my parents, living off autism bux.
age 12 - first crush turned out a massive whore that hit the wall full speed at the ripe old age of 18
age 14 - other crush was the perfect girl for me in every way, who knows what she does today. I've quite forgotten her despite what she meant to me.
i'm 25, have had no such feelings since 14 and I miss them gravely
I've had a huge crush on my best friend in school, who was also my neighbor back then. Actually, I still have. At 24 I learned that she most likely returned the feeling, and maybe still does. Hurts quite a bit.
I was in a fight and got pepper-sprayed for the first time in the middle of it. Still managed to fight through. It wasn't so bad.
If I were a rapist, nothing could stop me.
what boards or board users do you hate the most anons and why?
>/pol/ and /lgbt/
both cant seem to stick to their own boards and shit everywhere else. you have a containment board for a reason you fucks
Is having fat gf worse than no gf at all?
her tits aren't that big tho