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Anyone here a writer? I want to write a book since writing is the only thing ive ever been good at but im just worried about my future as a writer..i really dont want to starve to pursue my passion
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If writing is your passion then pursue it.Life's too short to play it safely
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>>39375221
Post some shit you wrote plz
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You don't necessarily have to go full starving artist mode to write a book, anon. There are plenty of authors who work regular jobs and manage to write prolifically as well. You don't have to choose between security and your passion; you can strike a balance.

Of course, if you only want to be a writer because you lack the skillset to do anything else, your time might be better spent doing some sort of job training.

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Itt:post weird side of youtube videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NxZqffW7NP0

^paraniod schizos recording their gangstalking episodes

Yes these ppl are freaking crazy. Should these ppl be allowed to lawfully operate a vehicle?
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>>39374935
Aw man, the fact this dude has a kid and he's exposing them to all this bullshit is real depressing

Kid is probably gonna end up as crazy as dad.
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>>39375054
The sad part is he isnt even on illegal drugs. How or why do ppl end up like this? What was their childhood like?
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I've had episodes of this in the past. It feels so fucking real man

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You wake up to find $10,000,000 in your bank account. The government has taken their taxes, and the money is yours.

In 10 lines of greentext or less, explain what you do next.
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>half into high interest savings
>buy house outside of city
>buy a bunch of nice things for myself
>give 100,000 to grandparents mom dad sister and brother
>live alone use services that deliver groceries to my house and such
>do nothing but tinker with cars and play guitar and do LSD the rest of my life

Basically I'd be a hermit
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>Pay off parents home
>Give them a few million dollars
>leave australia for a place with better internet
>live as a NEET
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>Pay off all my debts
>Invest half in certificates of deposit
>Put another quarter in stocks
>Divide $1 million between my parents and four siblings in trusts
>With the remaining $1.5million, buy a large old two-story house
>Convert bottom floor into coffee shop, top floor into used bookstore
>Live off the dividends of my investments and spend the rest of my days reading books in my coffee shop

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>21 years old
>still no armpit hair

why does god hate me bros?
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>>39374922
why the fuck do you want that shit? to feel more "manly"? kys

that shit traps the fuck out of sweat and makes it reek. I wish I didnt grow any.
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>>39374937
i want to be able to take my shirt off in public/pools etc without feeling like self conscious.
it's one of the only things holding me back physically.
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>>39374995
armpit hair is probably the absolute last thing anybody thinks about at the pool. It may seem like a big deal to you, but literally nobody will notice.

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So tell me why you don't get tinder matches.
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if you wait long enough I can call my friend Tyrone and have him get in with you
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>>39374872
NOSE RINGS ARE FOR DISGUSTING WHORES YOU TRAMP RAAAAAH
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Water is a transparent and nearly colorless chemical substance that is the main constituent of Earth's streams, lakes, and oceans, and the fluids of most living organisms. Its chemical formula is H2O, meaning that its molecule contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, that are connected by covalent bonds. Water strictly refers to the liquid state of that substance, that prevails at standard ambient temperature and pressure; but it often refers also to its solid state (ice) or its gaseous state (steam or water vapor). It also occurs in nature as snow, glaciers, ice packs and icebergs, clouds, fog, dew, aquifers, and atmospheric humidity.

today i had:
oatmeal
2 hamburgers
2 cups mixed veggies
1 cup rice
1 banana
1 cup strawberries
1 cup spinach

did i do good anonymous!?
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>>39374865
jesus fuck you're a fat sack of shit
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>>39375091
thats kind of a rude thing to say dont you think?
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>>39374865
No you done fucked up.
You can only have one burger a week, only one.

Comfy cute girl thread
Post em
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>>39374833
>that hair color
>those piercings
>that grossly overdone makeup
>cute
lol
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someone'll post her sooner or later
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>>39375919

this.

should would be a lot cuter without the bullshit

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Just shoved a dildo in and out of my mouth while I fapped AMA
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are you, or are you attempting to be a bitchboi?
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>>39374809
Yes. I got overexcited reading a thread about lipstick.
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>>39374785
>>39374820
white genocide in its purest form ladies and gentlemen

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>tfw yet another night debating whether i should kill myself or give myself another day to live
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Maybe its like wanting a girlfriend. Go jack off and see how you feel afterwards.
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We both know you're too chickenshit to go through with it pussy
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>>39374634
>tfw not saying an hero
Newfag or attentionfag detected, please proceed to go ahead and an toaster

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Come and join us playing the official robot game, minecraft. It's comfy as shit, and we'd like more people to join in on the fun. Ask any questions in the thread here

Server ip: r9kraft.ddns.net
Discord invite:p2hzuTz
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Thank fucking god for this

Is it updated to 1.12.1?
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>>39374531
Yessiree
Bumping with pic
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>>39374561
im going to post another minecraft screenshot in this thread

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The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the normalfag hordes.

>no unvirgins
>no women
>no trannies

Join now at https://discord[dott]gg/kFKHdn8 to bolster the resistance

>inb4 b-but muh discord is for normies

Normies use 4chan too, does that mean everyone on 4chan is a normie? Stop trying to find excuses to whine about. Don't be a cuck, join the resistance.
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>>39374485
Discord really is cor normies, though.
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>>39374504

This particular one isn't though. We ban all non virgins, women and trannies on sight.
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>>39374485
Again with this?

Take.
The.
Hint.

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>nihilistic philosophers like max stirnir who are compelling and bring damn near unfalsifiable arguments to the table are already mocked here
>rick and morty is trying to turn nihilism into even more of a meme

soon "nihilism" is going to be tossed around and become a platitude for virtue/smart signaling among normies. The reason why it's done so well is because it is a very anti-normie philosophy prohibiting things like procreation and exposing their selfish ways but soon they will twist it into justifying their hedonistic actions

>"nothing matters, bro like m-morty said *burp* so go shoot some heroin nihilism! bitch!"

stirnir id not promote hedonism as he thought giving an external object or activity too much power could erode the ego and make you weaker.

well, it's not like i talk to them about it anyways but i don't want to post a nihilism related argument and get some of you fags going

>le so edgyXD
>i watch rick and morty: the post

how do we save nihilism, anons?
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>>39374271
Who the fuck is max stirnir?
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>>39374271
>how do we save nihilism, anons?
i don't know if we can, nothing is safe from them, not even Philosophies. But if I had to guess, id say associate it with something they despise like racism, just like pol did with pepe.
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what a spook

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>Haha anon why won't you take off your shirt? :)
JUST
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>>39374230
like just change your sheets brah
wash your pillow case man
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>tfw can't even wear sleeveless shirts because it's creeping down my arms
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>>39374230
Kek, that ain't nothin'. I have ones the size of quarters on my back.

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>*knock* *knock* hey champ you up? Take a seat I want to talk to you. So your mother and I have noticed you've been spending a lot of time on your frog forum and we don't think it's really benefitting you. You have so much potential and you're not using it. Remember when you were a kid and wanted to be a doctor and wanted to be a ninja. You can still do those things, anon. The only thing holding you back is you. But seriously, anon, your mother and I have been talking and we think it's come to the time you should start paying rent. It's mostly your mother's idea. Tell you what! We can go for a drive tomorrow and go job hunting. It's not scary at all. You walk in, ask to speak to the manager, and give him a firm handshake. Let him know immediately you're the only one for the job. You can even borrow any one of my ties. Your mother and I just want the best for you and right now, it doesn't involve frogs or Chinese cartoons. Love ya bud. I'm glad we could have this talk.
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You know the rules. Literally get the fuck out.
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>That's not happening, dad.
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I'm glad my pops held firmly throughout my 1.5 NEET years and always supported me. I'm now doing Mech Engi with a scholarship and will try my darnedest to make him proud. When i got accepted and called him was the best time in my fucking life. Hearing his semi-laugh reply "oh, really? i'm proud of you, son, congratulations" could've become my alarm tone for all eternity.
>last father's day
>thank him for being awesome
>i'm sorry i couldn't give you a proper family
Fucks sake, remembering that alone brings tears to my eyes.

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Why are ISTJ's so fucking terrible?
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>>39373821
It's the other people that are inferior and fail to think bureaucratically.
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>>39373821
What makes them terrible?
I'm an ISTJ.
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I might be ISTJ

Why the hate?

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