>he fell for prom meme
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It was actually kind of fun
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no I didn't because I didn't go
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>>34210124
fucking neurotypicals
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>2017
>not getting yourself a lovely nigerian woman
you dont need to be a normie. you dont need to have a job. you only need to be a citizen of a civilized country, and she will GLADLY marry you and work two jobs to support your shitty NEET ass.
they also have either huge round asses, or good sized tits. they barely age. they wont cheat on you for fear of deportation. they speak english. they dont have the ghetto attitude of african americans or black euros because they were never slaves.
on the way you also get to take revenge on your own race who are full of normies, chads, and stacies.
the only downside is the danger of them becoming fat as fuck, which by then you just divorce them (you wont need to pay shit since you are a NEET, remember?)
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>>34210120
>citizen of a civilized country
I knew there was a trick
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>>34210120
Every black guy I've known has warned me to never get involved with a black woman because they're insane, and you know what? I believe them
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>>34210120
African women are not American nigger women. They're actually civilized.
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>Can't shake the feeling of wanting to go home even though I'm in my apartment
What did my brain mean by this?
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>>34210093
>What did my brain mean by this?
It wants to go home
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>>34210093
It's actually a pretty common feeling, basic depression.
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>>34210102
But I am home
>>34210105
What do I do? My counselor already tells me I have depression and I take prozac
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>the only girls who have ever hit on you were fat or black
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>>34210091
Beggars can't be choosers, niggy.
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>>34210091
>girls
>hit
>on you
BTFO normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34210091
BIack women are so gross
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Anyone else suffering from this shit in their vision?
For me it gotten so much that i my vision gets so obscure sometimes that i can't fucking see
REEE MAKE IT STOP
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Cool I always wondered if people see those bacteria or cell kind of things
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Yeah I noticed it a lot when I went to Japan, quite a bit when I visited some parts of Canada too. Strangely it never happened in Australia
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>>34209972
A sudden onset of an increase of those is usually a warning sign that you have cancer.
I'm not making some autistic joke here, I'm being serious. Get yourself checked out, senpai.
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>tfw you're intelligent enough to realize that you're stupid
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>Think I am stupid
>School suggest I might be smart
>Think I am smart
>Give the impression that I am smart
>School thinks I am smart
>Score average on online IQ test
>Think I am not that smart
>Think I am about average
And it wouldn't even matter if I was
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>tfw you're too smart to be smart
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>>34210000
Impressive. Very nice. Grimes is a cute.
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Post Cho Threads and pics on the board tomorrow, for his birthday.
Jan 18th
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>>34209942
>tfw you share a birthday with him
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Fuck Cho, he was a piece of shit who was too much of a bitch to try and make something of himself.
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>>34209985
Could you be more of a beta cuck?
Ho is a real hero.
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>"There is no good or evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
>~Lord Voldemort from Harry potter and the sorcerers stone.
Nihilists by their own admission are literally Lord Voldemort justifying their shitty actions by saying "there is no good and evil lol"
These are the psychos who will choke their neighbors cat if they can get away with it.
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>Lord Voldemort from Harry potter and the sorcerers stone.
>quoting fucking harry potter
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>>34209922
>WAAAHHHHH HOW DARE PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFERENT VALUE SYSTEM THAN I
Get the smug anime faces, quick!
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>>34209922
Lad. What happens, happens and what is, is. That's all there is too it
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>first day in uni
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>>34209885
>last day in uni
Dropout master race
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>>34209885
>first day at uni
i remember that we grilled meat with neighbors from other block. that's a good memorytoo bad i had to move to other room because of excessive drinking and partying. the rest of 3.5 years were boring as fuck.
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thanks for reminding me that I share a board with fucking kids
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Who else /firstdaybacktocollege/
Today? I am, first class of the week is Texas Governemnt and tomorrow Calculus 2. The rest start next week. ARENT YOU EXCITED? WHATS YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE? EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK
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>>34209813
Yep. Today I just have Calc 3 and Linear Algebra (with a three hour gap in between...), but tomorrow I get ling and international politics thrown in. Kinda excited. New semester, new opportunities I guess.
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>differential equations
> liner algebra
> computer science I
>world literature pre 1650
Gonna be comfy lads
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>>34209933
>>34210790
How do people pass those types of classes? I cant even pass pre-calculus
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We summarize R9K in a single vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qzT0wv6fKr
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ROBOT TRUTHS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
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>>34209815
sauce pls, sounds like a guy i'd like to listen to
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>>34210290
>>34209815
some shit called radio free northwest
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In 2015 my father died. Previous to his untimely death (51 yrs old), he suffered from an array of health issues.
They caused him not to be able to function in daily society almost everyday.
One day he was unable to shop. He drove me to the super market to go get him some groceries.
I was so freaked out because of my social anxiety. How was I going to find all of his items? What if I needed to ask someone? What if I don't have enough money and have to run out to the car? Etc...
I wanted to conceal this so I told him that I didn't want to do it. God, it made me look like such an asshole. Perhaps I was. But it was caused my my stupid fucking anxiety.
He ended up yelling at my (rightfully so), which made me cry. Ten minutes later I walked in the store and managed to buy his groceries. This happened maybe three more times.
Then, a few days before my mom died, she had asked me to go to the store and pick her up one bag of chips. She couldn't drive. I really didn't want to, for the same reason. But this trip added a whole new factor of stress - I had to ride my bike all the way to the store. Long story short, after a lot of yelling and crying I managed to do it. Note; I knew they were in declining health, though I did NOT anticipate death. No one did.
I love my parents and this made me seem very pathetic and selfish. I think about this every day and it makes me immensely sad. Just needed to vent.
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>>34209706
>Just needed to vent.
Alright, anon. I hope you're a better person today.
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Did the experience help you to grow up?
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>>34209761
In a sense. I'm still a mess though.
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Remind me again why NEET's are so bad?
I took a look at the Australian welfare budget for 2015
Assistance to the AGED = 58 billion
Assistance to families with dependents (ie Single mothers) = 35.5 billion
Assistance to people with disabilities = 28 billion
Assistance to unemployed and sick = 10.5 billion
So that 10.5 billion figure includes sick people, not just NEETs, so the true cost of NEETs extremely low compared to other sources of welfare.
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Aged: Have worked for decades and have no choice in being old
Families with dependents: Kids don't choose to be born poor
People with disabilities: Again, they have no choice
NEETs: Lazy pieces of shit who can neither work as a part of society or off themselves
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Oh yeah, few more.
Assistance to Veterans = 6.9 billion
Assistance to Aboriginals = 2.2 billion
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>>34209693
>Assistance to Aboriginals = 2.2 billion
Australians give money to aboriginals, but some people still complain about giving money to the noble NEET.
jeez what a joke that society is.
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I have got like a facial analysis and I need to get jaw surgery and a canthoplasty. AMA 2017-01-17 01:04:12 Post No.34209617
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I have got like a facial analysis and I need to get jaw surgery and a canthoplasty. AMA
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I'm so fucking ugly that I literally have to get surgery because no girl has ever expressed any interest in me.
Beta af but there's no way around it
> weak chin, jaw everything
> doctors from facial analysis said i have retrognathic convex profile with hyperdivergent growth pattern
> tell me i need double jaw, cantho and implants
>mfw
> pic related is from this pdf
http://www.analyzemyface.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Sample-Analysis.pdf
> do you think its worth it to get this surgery ??
> also AMA
> btw 22 klhhv
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that looks amazing
which one did you get ? Gold ?
> also which surgeon are you intending to visit for your bimax
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>>34209617
Post your face it could be an exaggeration on your part especially if you have become obsessed with how you look and hyper awre of any flaws when people really dont focus on them as much as you.
I don't know what you look like but you should consider how well these surgeries age. lets say at 25 you've improved your looks will these improvements stay with you til 45? or will it just give you an eve more distorted appearance.
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fuck it looks amazing i need this like ASAP ehere the fuck do i get it???
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So what's r9k say about treating woman nicely? especially one you want to fuck?
I recently had a fall out with a girl, i was treating her "too nice" and took out out twice, showed her a lot of respect, only for her to fall for someone else and her laugh and ask my friend why i was "acting like such a gentlemen". The guy she is lusting after litrelly treats her like shit, swears at her, does nothing but give her dirty looks and make sexual gestures.
This has happened more then once now, i see the guy giving a girl zero respect yet she wants his dick.
What the absolute fucking bullshit is this? I also vowed from that day on i will never show a female any bit of respect and only treat her as a fuck hole which they seem to love being treated like.
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Lets go my fellow robots, also curious if this has happened to anyone else.
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>>34209608
The girls I treat like shit stick around and the ones I like for some reason i act really nice too and they dip out. I was just looking at texts and the girl that I treat like shit texts me like I texted the girl I was nice too. Crazy. Post some texts op
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>>34209608
I treat everyone nicely as long as they treat me well too. But I'm not scared to speak up for myself or on the behalf of others when I feel that they are being mistreated. I'm also not scared of speaking my mind on different matters, even if that means that others might think less of me. Also don't confuse being an asshole towards a girl with teasing her in a flirtatious way. I'm a nice guy but I tease girls that I like.
tl;dr just be yourself