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"I'm gonna start no-fap!"
*shamefully jacks off*

Day 2 and I feel like I could straight up rape a bitch right now.
Been lying in bed for hours just fantasizing.

FUCK

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This is what you do OP, take zinc and don't fap for a week.
Release it all on a sunday and repeat

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>>39645345
>tfw got picked up by an unpopular alpha Chad, that texted girls for me and almost got me laid
>I have failed at every chance he got me because of sperging out last minute

>>39645345
You should deal with the people who are bullying you.

>get a bat
>come up behind one of them
>smash them as hard as you can in the lower part of the back
>Repeat hitting them there over and over till there legs wont move
>Look at his friends and ask If they want some of you

You will be a bad ass and girls love a bad ass.

>>39645869
>going to jail
It's 2017, you can use social media to hurt them.

>>39645306
why isn't she dead yet?

orginal

>>39645306
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE

>>39645306
shes awesome
i want one

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I feel sorry for you. That cow is hideous desu familia

>>39645257
stay within your own race nigger

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>>39645257
Just one, friend. Only this one.

>tfw you will never meet a young Caribbean girl in the post-human supremacy phase of earth's history
>tfw you will never scrap for food with her, fight with her, plan and plot with her all day and night against the invading force
>tfw you will never groom her for years and take her on her 18th birthday
>tfw you will never save humanity together
The feels.
>>39645298
>tfw feeding all the inbred redneck scumbag racists into a wood chipper feet first instead of releasing them

>>39645236
When I'm working out, I imagine I'm a soldier in training for some sort of small rebellion. I have a whole group of characters from my "squad" I interact and banter with in my head as I work, it makes time and reps go by easily.

>>39645236
I do this too

feels better if ive had a rough day or have some bruises or whatever, like ive been fighting

>>39645264
I do this but I'm legit training for the race wars
I need to be fit and fight ready to take on the mongrel races

>>39645215
You should probably get a boyfriend who can do these things for you, gayfag.
You're not good with computer.

>>39645240
>be dependant on someone
No thanks

>>39645215
>2 hours troubleshooting
My computer is currently in that state and I've spent dozens of hours doing shit to it to remove every other possiblity but a bad MB.
>I looked for solution and did them all and still nothing
There is no way you have done "every solution" in two hours, you lying cunt. List exactly what you have done.

>>39645199
And by found out, I mean I've come to terms with it. I've masturbated to stuff like that since I was like twelve, but always forced myself to jerk off to succubi to convince myself I was neurotypical. All along I was autismo that wanted a cartoon rooster husband that doesn't and could never exist.

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I'm out of alcohol and didn't even manage to get drunk, yet it was just enough to open the flood gate for my emotions.

It's sort of the same as you, OP. The loneliness is really setting in again. I've even been attentionwhoring on /soc/ for positive attention in a fetish thread obese male, not girl. It's crushing, I can't deal with it anymore. I need someone I can share my soul with, but I'm a fucking blob so it's just not going to happen. I can't even put my feelings into words which is a first.

>>39645270
You could start by not objectifying yourself in /soc/ fetish threads. Doesn't that kind of reinforce the incorrect notion that being obese is your only characteristic?

>>39645198
insert yourself in them
say you'll out them if they report it

Op is a faggot
Literally this time

>>39645198
Act all cute around them and generally gay. When you get the feel for the situation, ask him if he's gay. In the case that he is, fill him up and make him never forget that night!

This is what goes on behind every post that mocks wage slaves ladies and gentlemen

iktf, OP. Only with me, there's more likely to be a lingering smell of weed in the room.

>>39645171
>he was too fucking beta to call me out on it.
I think he's just given up on you, OP.

I lament how they changed the meaning of the word meme.

I get confused about how people judge you for the memes you post.
Shit is just beyond me

Sad. It physically hurts me to hear Facebook-type basic people say 'meme', and call their shitty twitter image macros 'memes'.

>>39645120
basements, pubs, asylums, hospitals, underground D&D.

>>39645120
yes try out /r/incels. you will fit right in my man

>Outcast
>Places to meet
Pick one retard

Ketamine is a weird one

Last night I was with mates and they were drunk I was on ket and I felt like I had a "turning point" in my life as I realised when I grow older I wanna be a dad. Doesn't sound like a big deal but I was full crying string emotional was a fucked but funny night.

Ket is different for everyone it's like a more intense version of drunk depending on how much you do and also if you can ever get your hands on DMT which I doubt you can maybe try that if you got the mind set and balls.

try fetanyl

>>39645291
I tried ket once and I just felt sick. Maybe I should give it another go.

>if you can ever get your hands on DMT
it's 2017 anyone can get their hands on anything with tor browser

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>Corbin - Mourn

>>39645043
Very good choice.

>>39645043
Down Colorful Hill by Red House Painters, at least the song Lord Kill the Pain.

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>>39645043
it feeeeeeeellllllssss liiiiike

>>39644939
FUCK OFF stop ruining our board with your faggot shit. If you have a penis you are NOT A GIRL and anyone who says otherwise is a mentally unstable liar who should be gassed.

>>39645039
This. Faggotslike OP are the reason this board has gone to shit.

>girl(male)
>Slutty past

Pick both.

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>>39644897
>Robots who actually talk to girls or have/had a gf
Nani

>>39644897

Tinder has worked for me.
Otherwise just enter a conversation, be nice, be friendly.
Sometimes the right conditions have to be there though. If you have the balls you can approach someone you don't know in any situation and this can work. Otherwise it's easier if you go to a party and have a more natural setting. Just like if you went to a job interview you would prepare, be well dressed etc. and create the right conditions.
Read Bang by Roosh V. And do Starting Strength.

I've had girls who talked to me.
They felt sorry for me and I felt like a patient in a mental hospital.