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>>36259049
>what's the point of having a computer when it will be obsolete in a few years

Probably the best relationship advice to ever grace r9k.
Too bad it is the one thing that is even harder for a robot than finding a woman, not wanting to keep her at all cost.

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>>36259049
>tfw already attached to r9k

>>36259001
Bumping for you.

Originally speaking

>>36259001
>She was beautiful. Her voice was like aural silk
>for days we talked
>eventually start sneaking out with her, carrying her to the barn and we lay on the roof together staring at the sky and all the stars you couldn't see normally.
>she was a dropout working as a waitress and played vidya
>she was the first girl i ever felt anything for
>we used to make love in the hay, in the woods, in her room.
>was completely convinced i loved her
>she seemed to get me like no other
>lavished me with gifts because of her disposable income
>did almost anything a boy would want his girl to do
>finally after a lifetime of feeling alone i felt loved

>>36259088
>Then comes the day
>she tells me she is not over her ex
>so began the spiral

Unrealistic dialogue

>Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you?
Yep, that's how normal people talk, right?

nigger are you high

>>36258722
It's what you do with friends, but with more sex.

>>36258722
Do whatever you want to, be yourself. Go to a comic store, museum or even a stroll at the park.

>>36258764
but my only friend is a weirdo with a bad sense of humor like me, I can't imagine a girl like that existing

it always seemed like you have to do different things with a girlfriend, because girls are different

>>36258694
Why don't you just erase time then King Crimson?

>>36258709
>he can erase time, but not his feels

>>36258862
>people understand his stand more than they understand how he feels

>>36258638
Alright what do we do?

how do i know when im the best me

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>>36258992
When you're physically en mentally better than yesterday and keep doing this until you know you're the best you.

>>36258916
>pic related

It's up to you to decide what you want.

I want to get a degree and have a great body. I'm going to join a sport (MMA, boxing or something else, not sure yet).

I'm taking a step every day from now on to shape my own future.

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I am not sure how right you are about this, but interesting thought.

What you call low class murder is imo mostly robberies or territorial fights among the scumsuckers themself gone bad, and europe has lot of that shit too.
They just do not stray into murder as often (for now) because not many have guns and using one too easily will give you a response intensity that compares to a murican copkiller hunt. So they rather bash eachothers heads in, with more chances of the loser submitting or winner thinking "Faggots had it, and bleeds on the floor, Doing more would just spell trouble for me"
Its more work, risk and takes longer than just pulling a trigger. Also less easy collaterals.
Flipside they will more easily come to blows, because the risk of eating lead within 10 seconds is lower.
As much as I personally dislike euro weapon laws, there are good and bad points to not letting everyone seemingly sane own a handweapon.

This just sounds ignorant. First you're probably not hearing about violence there because the media doesn't report it as much, where as America sensationalizes it. Someone gets caught for their crime it becomes a circus entertainment festival and then if they do time they get a movie deal, record companies tend to have bogus contracts where artists don't really make anything compared to what the record companies keep so these people get famous from the media circus sensationalizing it, then the rest of the media movies, records, ect. give them a bully pulpit, all glorify the bullshit to make more money.

this is also a thread to post your dreams that you remember as you wake up

>>36258553
>basically perfect gf
>very light blonde hair
>around my height
>dazzling smile
>i go super emo and she comes into my room
>puts my head onto her lap and just strokes my hair saying "everythings gonna be alright"
>after a while start to feel better and play pokemon with her
>she makes me dinner, the best food I'ver ever had
>cuddle up and watch anime before going to bed

Then I wake up and transform into a minimum wage making, depressed, lonely loser! Life sure is great!

Yep. Happened to me just a couple of days ago.

She was named Lucca (??) and when I woke up I even went to search facebook for some reason even though I knew she didn't exist..

>>36258462
Pharah isn't native american shes Egyptian.

>>36258462
It's the single side braid, fag

I like pony tails

girls usually dance or clap, its even worse

I like this Pepe but why is he a ball?

>>36258432
Black girls that is.

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>>36258392
>"I think we already had this conversation, it is your fucking DAD!"

>>36258392
this is probably the single worst forced meme on this board

I don't understand what you're trying to say OP. I guess you're trying to force a meme by posting the same image every day? Try and work on the green text part a bit more because at the moment it's absolute shite. 0/10

>>36258316
>IQ is the one stat that matters
nah, that would be physical attractiveness. you can raise it pretty well by going through a series of plastic surgeries.

nobody gives a fuck about your IQ

in fact, telling people your IQ will most likely make them hate you

>>36258345
What a fucking retarded post.

hang in there anon
if you wanna chat im here

do it. once you close your eyes forever you are just reuiniting with the universe, which is true consciousness.

>>36258323
O hey. Not much to chat about. Are you a happy person? Do you feel like you accomplish things, are you busy? What's your favorite color? What do you think happens after you die

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When did first browse it? I used to browse it frequently, back in my early days of 4chan. Even back then it was filed with tulpas and fortune tellers

>>36258351
this. while i think it has gotten worse, it's always been a sea of shit with some gems in the rough

>>36258379
It used to have diamonds in the rough. Now you cant even find a kernal of corn in its shit.

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That old XIX and XX century socialism is already obsolete. In this day and age we can do something that works out better. Industrialization has come to a point where a portion of the population really doesn't need to work at all to have all their needs satisfied; with better social regulations on reproduction and the forming of families, the quality of life of those persons increase, and through further industrialization even less have to work for all to live comfortably. However, since we're still using some bullshit ancient form of capitalism, those people who don't need to work anymore need to prove themselves they're worthy of surviving, thus bullshit jobs that don't increase productiveness in society are made, redundant competence is promoted with the goal of making a group starve while the other one hoards all the resources, the service industry increases and has people punishing themselves doing a job that won't help anybody. In the end the goal of capitalism is to have everyone working to prove they are worthy of being fed, NEETs just fall through the gaps and take advantage of their family or social reforms by the new democratic socialist governments.

There's a vicious cycle in which a society with slave mentality creates people with slave mentality that supports such society. Extremely few people are actually happy with their lives, it's extremely rare to find someone who actually loves their job, the rest of them do theirs because they had no other way, but even then most of those still hope that one day their turn comes to be the ones with power and able to fuck over those in the positions themselves are in this moment. Some people just can't see a world in which people are actually happy doing the things they like, they feel offended by it, after all they have justified their whole lives through the slave system and achieving mediocrity is meaningful to them.
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How do you get any of those supposed NEET activities (reading, long walks, cooking delicious meals) when you're here all day talking about wagecucks?

Something isn't right I'm suspicious now.

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so effin true muh brother