If what plane of existence do you guys think we are in right now?
We're in the neutral-empty plane but we in particular are sliding into hell
i'm on a plain, not a plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHsfIDl7ONo
AEROPLANE
WE IN THE HO-TEL
MOH-TEL, HOLIDAY INN (SAY WAHH?)
What is the legality of counterfeiting pepes?
getting caught for counterfeiting a pepe should be capital punishment without a trial.
We will flood the market with these pepes, causing a plummet in their stock value
Veeeery cute. Very cute indeed OP.
I absolutely must win the lottery, this is my one mission in life I shall pursue and make it happen. I am already a happy contented grateful person fine being alone or with people, the only thing missing is money. I don't want to work, ever, I am just about powerless to accomplish anything financially on my own except being a retail or food service wage slave, and I tried gambling on stocks and cryptocurrencies but sucked ass at it. I'm not autistic enough to get NEETbux, and I enjoy being outside and doing things, so the basement dwelling tendie munching lifestyle is not for me.
This is the second time within the month I matched 4 numbers on a lottery and won $70 while also having all the winning numbers on a ticket slip but now it the same row. Its getting closer guys, any day now I'm going to win a yuuge lottery jackpot and be as truely free as one can be on this Earth. My optimism level is over 9000.
>>35393607
Please keep telling me more about your desires, anon
>>35393934
I love and appreciate women
>>35393607
You have better luck investing all your money in a high dividend stock and hope that it goes up 70% overnight
>mfw I have unusually large testicles and all women who I have slept with have enthusiastically commented on this, including lengthy descriptions of both the volume and character of my ejaculate and how it favorably compares to their other, inferior lovers
>>35393591
/bignuts/ here too. I always thought it was super weird that women would comment on the size of my testicles. Why? Why would that be attractive to them?
>>35393591
post em.
origniandaldwlaedwa
>>35393659
>Why? Why would that be attractive to them?
Because dudes with big balls are more masculine. All women want to be bred by a dude with big loads.
Maybe they were right
I work another shift while the NEETs are tucked in real tight
Do I stay and work my life away
I have no choice, I am a slave
Will those green boys save me from this hell?
Waaaagie
We hear your voice
You will find
life to be so good to you and me
Come join the NEETs
Come join the NEETs
Neets get a max 800 a month if they're extremely fucked up. The others are lucky to get a few hundred a month.
They can stay tucked in, I'll take my money and independence.
Who /nightshift/ here? What's your job? Is it robot-friendly?
>>35395406
i wish i had a job. seems like security work is all excops or exmilitary, or you gotta know someone
>>35395416
Funny that you mention security; I'm a security guard and I have no such background. All you need to be is abig guywho knows how can command a room
>>35395454
how'd you get into it? is it a safe place?
One day you'll die. One day the world will end. What a relief.
>tfw everyone will die
>tfw nothing else matress
I don't get people that speak like this. If death is such a comforting idea to you, why are you still breathing? Are you such a fucking coward that you can wax philosophical about the void like it's as comforting as your mother's womb but you're too pussyfooted to go into it?
It would be better if you just died, then.
>>35393560
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap, brap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Ahhhh that felt much better anon, you were saying?
>tfw accidentally ate the whole thing
who else /noselfcontrol/ here?
>>35393515
I don't keep food at home for this exact reason.
It's really troubling because I can't have breakfast.
Eating outside it too expensive and if I buy something for the week's breakfast it's gone by midnight.
fuuuuck
I ate a whole pack of oreos and a tub of ice cream too.
I hate myself so much
>>35393515
>i'm not gonna fap
>fap multiple times
>Anon, you don't actually jack off to these anime girl cartoons, do you? How disgusting!
yes m'lady i'm afraid i am guilty
that pic is so disgusting
I do because I have morals.
Does it hurt knowing you'll only ever live an ordinary life? Or are you happy just doing your own thing in the background whilst others strive for greatness. Personally I'm torn between the two.
Fuck you faggot nigger go to hell
>>35395255
I don't really care about leaving a mark
But I do want to satisfy myself and prove to myself that I can do something "interesting", even if it's silly and small and no one ever sees it.
>>35395255
Chill out mane foreal
Do you think women ever consider our comfort?
>>35393495
No. They forget we exist, until they are reminded by an encounter with one of us, just to forget seconds afterwards. Women and normies in general pretty much don't even know or care that we exist.
>>35393495
Only when we make their vaginas tingle with how hot we are. Essentially, the same principle by which men consider the comfort of women who aren't related to them by blood.
>>35393495
men in general, sure.
people who post on this board, probably some.
you in particular, maybe not.
also, why is she wearing a kid's bikini bottom when she is a grown ass woman?
Any anons with /sjw mom/ here?
I've noticed over the past few years my mom has been getting moodier about household work and has been picking up fights with my dad over petty issues. Also buying lots of "le strong womyn" books from the store.
Also Advice thread
Share your stories
shameless self-bump
origin of species
>Also Advice thread
run.
>>35393489
Maybe your mom is getting tired of doing the housework and tired of feeling subservient and tired of feeling inferior to your dad so she is more irritable because she doesn't know how to express herself.
I GOT DUH MAGIC STICK
>>35393471
You wish you were as artistically relevant as Tupac, you overrated hack.
>>35393497
tupac started thug rap shit underage faggot
WHA WHA
MAAAGIC WHA WHAWHAWHAWHA!!!!
WHA WHAAA
MAAAGIC UH HUH HUH HUH HUH!
>it's another binge eating episode
>drank 14 cans of soda today
Git a grip fatass
You would stop if it was important enough to you
Guys what we're your childhood memes?
Here are the rhymes I learned from my playground in Sudbury, Massachusetts.
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Milk milk lemonade
Round the corner fudge is made
Stick for finger up the hole
Out comes a tootsie roll
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Chinese (up eye slant with fingers)
Japanese (down eye slant with fingers)
Dirty knees (brush kneecaps)
Look at these! (Squeeze your nipples like they're titties)
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There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all
The police don't care cause they're in their underwear.
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Finger game starts with interlaced fingers
Here's the church
Here's the steeple (pop up index fingers)
Open the doors and see all the people!!(fingers wriggling)
Did you have these too?
you're not funny dude get AIDS
>hey anon, do you have a PSP?
>yeah..
>HAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck were those diarrhea songs that kids always sang as a kid? You know, like "when you're driving in a truck, and you're butt gets stuck... diarrhea". I knew a fucking dozen of those and thought they were hilarious when I was 5 but have zero clue where they're from.