Why are trannies/traps so fucking disgusting? It seems to be a very rare thing to see someone who isn't ugly that doesn't just post leg pics.
>>37819697
would fuck/10no homo
its aint trap is you look at it and know its not a women
thats the whole point
>>37819697
I dunno but the one i banged looked exactly like a woman. If you didnt see the penis you would never know.
i know that god isnt real and religion is based on stories told by a medieval warlord
yet still follow "teachings" 5 times a day
its just feel like im obligated to
wat do
Post some nice and retarded poetry
I start:
Wait is that the right direction for my flight
Allahu akbar
2996 people dies that nighr
I'm in
You help her out waiting for your Chance
But in the end chad gets the lapdance
>pray in the morning
>receive a message from God that He wants my half-eaten cheeseburger
>build an altar and offer half-eaten cheeseburger
>feel blessed that God chose my cheeseburger
>ywn go with your friends to a festival
>ywn have a female walk around your house on her own accord
>ywn make out with a female
>ywn meet a female that is genuinely happy to see you
>ywn have a female take your side
>ywn wake up in the morning next to a female that loves you
Why even live robros?
>wake up at 4 PM
>tell everyone in came back from work
I can't believe you fucking morons found a successful "small penis" analog for women. It pisses them off like nothing else.
Congratulations, I guess.
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCeeTfsm8bk&index=17&list=LLyPKpj7pFlO01u_-Ly2UkPg&t=262s
Roastie are people too !
>20 years old
>Still afraid of approaching pretty white girls
When will I finally grow up, r9k?
They are out to get yu anon
Psychology is the key to seduction.
Depending on a girls relationship with her father you can sometimes tell what they like. A girl who's a 'daddy's girl' and was spoiled by her father often likes a bad boy type who she can feel she's having rebellious sex with. She usually also likes more degradation because she's used to being treated so nicely.
On the flip side a girl who didn't know her father or had a absent one sometimes just wants a stable nice guy who will take care of her and be gentle.
There are of course exceptions to this. Like sometimes people like being treated later in life they same way they were by their parents because it feels safe.
Once you learn someone's psychology you can start to piece together what you should do to seduce them.
>be me
>junior high
> loner cause i am too smart
> went one day to the back side of the school were no normal kids go
> see an autistic looking kid
> i greet him
> we instantly bond
> we became best friends
>every time some normies saw us in school together they said "hey autist"
> then they laughed and that made me mad cause I dont want my friend to be humiliated
> one day some Chads from my classroom suggested that I fight Autismo
> I didnt want to but they forced me to
> we met with autismo just outside school and he was also being forced to fight me
> we were in the middle and there were a bunch of normies cheering
> everytime we tried to run away they forced us to continue fighting
> initially he was kicking me good for an autist but then i hit him in the balls and fall down
> everybody started cheering "Autismo won! "
> wtf i won not him
> a Chad came and said "Bravo autismo for an autist you fight well"
>mfw i am the autismo all along
Why does evrey discord server thats posted here have to have like 150 people like fuck id rather have like 10 people in a server, it keeps things from being oversaturated
>tfw no zampolit bf
Im sure you guys have seen the thread about what mean things people have said to you.
Why dont we have a thread about what nice things have been said to you.
I'll start:
>Are you alright?
>Is something going on at school?
Oneitis told me this and it was the only time someone cared enough to ask
I'm pretty sure I saw a roach in my dorm, what do?
>pic not related
Make a new friend
>>37819118
Make sure to not give it welfare, then he'll leave for Germany or Netherlands eventually
>r9k is just b except there are no reposts
>r9k is full of virgins and b is diverse
What did they mean by this
please don't stick the finger in the foot
>>37819096
>r9k is just tumblr
>r9k is juts plebbit
every one who posts here is a fucking normal fag roleplayin
>>37819096
/b/ is 90% fap threads, r9k is only like 10-20%