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The something very hot about fucking out in the open like that.

>>>/pol/
originalio

>>38225029

That's a man. Or so I've heard, I can't watch webms on my phone. Post pornhub link plz.

>phone poster get out!

>>38225023
THOT

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>>38225023
How the fuck did someone as autistic as you get a wife? It's not fair

>>38225085
I still don't get it, why is everyone speaking in weird internet tongues. I googled THOT and it says it stands "that ho over there," so are they saying my wife is a ho for doing a "sexy" cosplay variation? isn't that what most of the female cosplayers do?

Still lost.

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>>38224998
>also what does this hand gesture mean ans why is my cute waifu doing it
It's a gang sign used by members of Mara salvatrucha.

Your waifu ms-13, anon.

L U R K M O R E
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>>38225074
if you value your life do not ever speak ill of sucy again thanks

>Bodyweights
>Meditate
>Cleaning and such
>Significant amounts of text messages from my gf
>Solo reflection
>Abstain from indulgences
>Learning Japanese

Holy shit. And I'm not even a NEET, although my full time job ends this month.

I'm just waiting to die from heart failure, I ain't about to do all that shit.

>>38224927

Oddly enough I actually do meditation daily, along with Tai Chi and music/writing. I have zero friends. I suppose I am living the life of a monk in some ways, but with moar depression. And a mom who supports all of my life activities

>>38224907

It's pronounced

An-Nawn

fucking retards

like AnNawnNeeMus

>>38224907
Look up the pronunciation of anonymous.

>>38224938

This this this. anything else is dumb and retarded

>>38224900
got work tonight
might just kill myself before then

i cant take my mind off of it, i'm too much of a pussy to end it, and my depression isn't far gone enough to warrant any drastic life style changes

i've eaten myself to death to take my mind off of it
there's only so much mind numbing films on netflix that are left
music makes it worse
meditation makes it worse
games make it worse
tetris makes it worse
4chan isn't a good enough distraction
everything on reddit is purple
no new uploads on youtube
already jerked it
cant sleep


just what do i do, this isn't even hell it's just limbo

I'm a neet right now. Got an interview for att on Tues. Hopefully it goes well.

Paralegal. Leaving for law school next month, so leaving for similar reasons.

Employer wasn't following law and paying overtime and I called them out on it last week. CFO was pissed as fuck that I so frankly called them out and said I should not ask for any references, but now they're complying (for the most part) with the law, as they fucking should.

The irony is I got into law school on a full ride without any need for their references, because I asked other people and never would have asked CFO in a million lifetimes, and I had been long successful before them and will be after.

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>Mail lady comes up to porch
>Door is open just the screen door closed
>I forgot about this fact
>she rings the doorbell
>I scream out "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"
>Look back and see her face.
>mumble an apology as she turns and walks away

> be in piano store because I can play the piano but Dont have one
> play song I wrote
> piano store clerk comes and says "that's a cool piece. You said you wrote that yourself?"
> FORGET to respond and just say nothing.
> talk with him about pianos and such while I play
> get bored and pick scab on knee
> don't realize i have blood all over my fingertips
> there's now blood on the keyboard of the $160,000 steinway grand im playing
> try to wipe it off but it just smears it all over the place.

> Clerk tells me that its time to go.

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just happened today
>friend is panicky and is always anxious primarily over schoolwork
>in group chat
>is often venting about homework and stuff
>tell them to sort themselves out and clean their room
>gets mad at me and texts me all this bs about their life
>tell them that I didn't mean it as an insult and told them it was therapeutic
>link them the Jordan Peterson video that explains it better
>unironically says shes triggered
>other guys come in and white knight and interrogate me
>tell them that I wasn't trying to be a jerk
>tell me to use emojis next time and write a paragraph on my "poor choice of words"
>don't apologize
>feel annoyed
I fucking hate artsy people

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Byzantine Emperor

Moldavia

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>>38224842
>Silesia

Right in the feels, my family on one's father's side hails from there. They were expelled in 1945 because they were ethnic Germans.

>>38224841
Hahaha that's actually funny. Who knew women had bantz

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>at work
>listening to music
>four man carry a server tower
>tower door falls on foot

REEEEEEE

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> at work at a surburban train station (signaller)
> looking at backpage and thinking of getting my dick sucked
> get too horney and can't wait for shift finish
> bust one out in the staff toilet
> mid bust getting calls from train controller to let me know the next train needs to go down the centre line
> tfw had it already mistakingly set like that anyway

>>38224822
You sound like a cool guy, wanna post discord so I can add you and you can vent to me? I'm really bored my dude

>>38224822
>it's another anon complains about his parents he is leeching off episode

Do we have the same mom anon?

>>38224803
Something about this image and post made me laugh my ass off thanks OP

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>>38224803
Spent $150 on earphones, I really like them, sounds nice, last a good while, plus wireless.

Cello. Well I guess it's a rental but excited to finally start learning my favorite instrument

Take this shit to soc

Fag

>>38224775
I want to see if there are robots who live in my state, cunt. Fuck Soc

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Washington Township here. Lived in Lapeer the majority of my life too

>>38224726
If you were a city dweller you'd have cut off ur dick or some shit by now be grateful

>lived in the country
>still a bit of a robot but I had a friend and a gf
>manage to "escape" and go to college in a city
>come back and my girl got married to someone else
>already has a kid and pregnant again
>go back to the city for work
>I will never fit in
>probably going to die alone

>>38224759
That wouldn't necessarily have to happen and you know it. Pros compensate the cons. At least while you're young.

I'm talking rural here, really rural. Not 1st world boring but almost up-to-date rural.

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you on a losing streak?

>>38224695
Protip: We can't.

>>38224712
Yes I am very bad at Overwatch but I don't just mean Overwatch. I've played CS:GO and sc2 a ton as well, and I was actually in the top 5% for sc2

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>>38224661
Not sure who this guy is but I masturbate every night to this fella

>>38224772
calm down there narcissus

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Chris Evans is Chad Prime
Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, and Chris Pratt are all also quite handsome.