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>be me
>7th grade, 3-4/10
>Have 3 friends,Logan, Jacob, and retard Jacob
>be edgy computer obsessed autist, think I'm above the school rules
>literally everyone else hates me, even now best bro who I met in kindergarten
>also sort of smart, gets Spanish
>discover sports, play lacrosse
> still autist
>school year ends
> lift a little over the summer
>decide to play football cuz why not
> 8th grade starts
> football starts
> suck dick
> now chill.jpg
>sudden popularity( compared to seventh grade)
>football ends
> we end 6-2, second in our conference
> also tall.jpg
> like 6 inches taller than average in my grade
> 2 options, soccer or basketball
>suck dick at basketball, pick soccer
> suck dick at soccer, but whatever no one actualy cares(ruralish Tennessee)
> crush on a girl, we date for a little bit
> break up, whatever for the better anyway
> soccer ends, whole team sucks dick so win only one game
>lacrosse starts
>be goalie
> high school coach comes down because old coach left
>be brought up to high school
> actually do okay
> lacrosse ends
> start talking to this girl
> we're never official, but it was known between us that we both like each other
>graduate
> 8th grade d.c trip
>room with best bro( the one I've known since kindergarten), my brother, and best bro's weird cousin( who's fucking funny)
>me and girl are together the whole trip
>when we go back we sit together
>she falls asleep on my shoulder
>hold hands
>get home
>go on date with girl
>she stops talking to me
> she said she got her phone taken
>sohowthefuckareyoutalkingtome.jpg
>she said she has 2 phones
>relationship was already strained
>think she full of shit
>whatever
>move on
I think I've gone normie, see you in the good life

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>tfw your own father hates you for not being a masculine macho

Should have raised me properly you asshole. Never gave me any attention when I was a kid and now you're butthurt that I look like sissyboy. FUCK you.

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Not everyone is supposed to have children. Women choosing who gets to mate will eventually ensure that empathy becomes more prevalent. Unfeeling men like you guys will be breed out of existence.

If you say:
>I do have feelings that's why I want a gf!

You only have feelings and desires for yourself, selfishly. Real empathy is not like that. Sorry you aren't actually nice.

Women having all the power to choose who's genes gets passed on is the first stage to the next evolution of human beings.

Women having power is good. Everything is turning out how it should be.

If you don't have a gf you aren't kind. There is no superficial reason. If you think there is a superficial reason it's because you are superficial. A truly kind and empathetic person will find a partner. Most of you are not that. Be honest with yourself about that, that's the only way you could possibly change.

The society on the left is best for cultivating empathy.

In the future being a virgin will have absolutely nothing to do with your erotic prowess. The top desired traits will be:
-Kindness/empathy
-Intelligence
-Creativity

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I don't even feel like I deserve a job/normal life.

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Where are my black metal robots?
I recently started listening to entombed again. It's cool to see how the music scene has evolved over the past 2 decades

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Hey bots, could you vocaroo this for me?

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This is me and my bf. Guess which one is me XDD

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24 y/o neet here and my mom gets off conference call at 12:15 and will take me out for tendies.

I am thinking about popeyes over my usual chic-fil-a and canes.

Vaporized the last of my bud but pretty happy, could use a tolerance break.

neet/tendies thread

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Basically halfway through 2017

>Got a job
>Stopped smoking
>Bought a car
>Got a qt

What have you achieved so far?

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>Tfw no plutokin/dragon gf

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Name one thing worse then being a dicklet.

Your pretty much confined to a life of eternal loneliness

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>apply to Amazon
>they literally give me the job

Holy shit, is this the big turn around for my life?

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my life sucks. i don't have a job, i don't go to school, i have no friends online or off, i have no real interests besides sitting here in front of my computer. i have books and vinyl records, but they're just novelties for when i get bored or frustrated, they're not real. i obsess about keeping them clean and perfect because i don't really care about them. if i did i wouldnt care about minutia like that, i'd just use them. i used to be such a skinny hyper little kid, now i'm vaguely heavy with no face and no passion. is there any point in going on? is it too late to turn it around?

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>Meet with a nice person on internet
>Talk with him for a while
>Start to act autistic
>Say/do inappropriate, stupid stuff
>Stop talking with him because mentallyunstable.jpeg
>Regret
>Regret more
>Regret even after a year
How do I stop this cycle?

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>thing happens
>suddenly start thinking worst case scenario is happening

Evert fucking time.