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>>36855827
>Im thinking of starting a new discord server.
>What should it be about bruhs
We bully Aya until he kills himself

>>36855827
helping me get a qt gf

>>36855827
i think it should be about you getting the fuck off my board

Eating a pizza in the Dominoes parking lot. Ask me anything. Hopefully you learn from me.

>>36855719
HTF do you eat a pizza in a car?

>>36855694

I love pizza, man. It tastes so good!

Pizza is life. lol

Also that pizza looks like PAC MAN! HAHAHAAHAHAHHA! LOL! Cheer up bro! Lve yourself nigga!

>Work in a route in a mostly mexican area
>Most people there only talk Spanish
>Random mexican starts talking to me in English
>Out of habit, "sorry no Spanish"

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>outgoing and friendly at work
>cold and distant at home

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>you end up looking like an asshole
>your family dislikes you
>ding dong you pushed another one away
>you didnt even mean to

Thanks for reminding me, jackass.

Oh yeah? I bet I fucking won't, dying is something that happens to other people, I can't imagine it happening to me!

>>36855692
>>36855700

Normies, get out, etc.

>>36855380

Sadly, there's no gym in my area but you're right, OP.

I myself know for a fact when I'm out of shape and my skin is bad I'm like a 5 but when I get in good shape, get a better haircut and dress well I go to like an 8.

I ordered an exercise bike recently and will start jogging soon. The hardest part for me is healthy eating cause I get cravings but I'm gonna try my best.

Good luck, anons. You got this!

>>36855380
those are not the same people but yea I probably should go to the gym

Gym wont fix my shitty brain.

>>36855347
Gay ant.
Known for it's attraction to faggots.

>>36855347
I think that's a mite. You can get scrub typhus from it.

>>36855347
"Setyourbedonfireasap" type ant

You sound like a good candidate for a public college in your state, most state schools don't require you to have a ton of extracurriculars. You have at least a 3.0 gpa, a job, and an honor society, which I'd say is good enough for a typical state school. Are you graduating next year or this year?

Bumping. Almost got trips in my original post.

>>36855433
Next year. What I just don't understand is why it's such a big deal to my mother. She's a complete idiot but pressures me far too much with everything, she's why I have depressed breakdowns where I literally want to kill my self because i feel like I'm not preforming well enough.

You give her the money you make?

>>36855307
A girl cheated on me for a year. It was a 4 year relationship.

>>36855349
No she wants a significant portion
For 'raising me'
It reminds me of the book matilda

You're very pretty and I also want a friend. But I'm autistic. You'd hate me.

>>36855303
That is a coal burner's face is I've ever seen one

>>36855494
that's ok, im a legit aspie myself

>>36855301
wtf???? I just joined and this discord is being used to share CHILD PORN

MODS

whats this hmm?
ill join since you like yuru yuri

>>36855301
post a screenshot of the chat
thanks u

>>36855294
More time to waste.

Being alive. Now some faggot will think I'm being funny and I'll be thinking how I'm going to get a gun in a liberal state with less than $200.

Starting my new job tomorrow. I'm more just nervous and want it to be over already.

>>36855290
WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THESE THREADS

STOP
STOP IT

>>36855290
i agree it seems women enjoy themselves more during sex, although I'd rather have a dick.

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>>36855290
what a lunatic

>>36855253
How is your sisters voice this morning? Can she talk?

>>36855253
op cannot inb4
wuz u almost famous?

>>36855253
every girl i've tried to do this with cannot keep her mouth open wide enough, for long enough. it always get's too 'toothy'. most of the girls i've been with don't even put my whole cock in their mouths when they blow me. but a lot of them were really submissive and they wanted me to gag them with my dick. i couldn't cum from doing that though

feelsbadman

There are tshirts with that album on it: it's normie as fuck.

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>One of my all time favorites

>Comfy, nostalgic, easy to drift off to, weird but not too weird

>>36855260
this is my favorite album of all time anon, good pick

aquarius is the best song ever made also

>literally fondling black balls

> everytime i feel angsty in pubilc, i just take out my balls and play with them for a bit

>>36855251
They have different colors senpai, and patterns. I have those same yin-yang ones in dark blues, I really like how they feel because it's not just painted it's embossed into the balls itself. I also have red dragon ones, and plain chrome ones.

>>36855278
That's right, and I often go on the computer with just one hand as I rotate my balls