Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6905. page

Wow, that's a tidy butthole.

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>>36178328
NO ROASTIES ALLOWED, THIS IS BOIPUCCI AND GIRLCOCK TERRITORY

>>36178349
This. Porn dumps belong on /b/.

Reminder that he is fucking HOT PUSSY and you are on /r9k/.

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I'm sure we could arrange something....

>>36178304
he has enough money to fucking BUY a chin.

Please share your favourite internet personas /r9k/

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>tfw you get on every watchlist possible to mindbreak the idiot spies being forced to read your cunning role plays

>>36178296
Being a girl. Not even for ERP or anything. Just being a girl.
;_;

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>>36178279
i know this feel brother

were nearly one of the descended (pic related)

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>be me with IQ of 163
>realize IQ doesn't determine fixed intelligence
>go to brainlet thread and tell them
>tfw they're too stupid to understand

>>36178279
Iktfb
I still have the mentality of my 15 year old self.

I'm 22 btw and a big idiot.

>>36178204

Bout to be. Just picked up the whiskey.

>>36178204
In the process of becoming drunk. Why do you ask

Not me tonight, day or two break for me. Cheers tho lads

I'd eat that. Looks delicious mate, and I fuckin love jalapenos

>>36178191
It looks pretty good to me man. Take away the carrots, replace nacho cheese with shredded cheese, and add sour cream and it would be even better. Thats how they make it in san diego at least. Replace carne asada with pollo asada and you have a meal fit for a king

Fries would need to be super cripsy otherwise its shit

I'd rather just get a burrito anyway

>>36178156
Meditate and excersize. Fap once a week to relieve stress levels.
What else. . . I have a friend with anxiety that wears shades in public because they help him feel calm. You can try that

>Falling for the LSD meme

it's like you actually want to fuck up your life/brain, anon

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>>36178229
>Falling for the LSD is bad meme

>>36178156
Go for it, OP

Just be sure to test your tabs

>>36178135
You're cute

This comment was 100% original

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>>36178135
Is it cool if I just post my silhouette

>>36178515
Yeah, you've got a good nose line, mirin.

>>36178452
Thanks origami. If only I didn't have the hairline of a 40 year old.

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just to provide context of what OP is talking about for those who have not read the rules, here is rule 3

I agree with you anon, bring it up to the mods in IRC if you want them to hear you

The no furry/no guro rules are the only part of that that have been enforced since 2006.

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>>36178235
You're telling me that people don't read the rules before they post?

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>>36178081
I'm a robot and I don't like any of those.

>>36178081
I saw him live when he put out Garden of Delete. Was based af.

>>36178081
Is progressive rock robot?

>>36178071
Hey you look like a guy that was in my holocaust history class

>>36178071
you're craning your head upwards, if you tucked your chin properly it'd look even worse

>>36178464
Well spotted. I can only assume such chinlet detective skill comes from being one yourself

>doesn't know what herpes is

>>36178101
herpes isn't a pimple you blithering idiot
op these pimples are the result of ingrown hair, probably beard or moustaches that are starting to grow around your mouth
it happened to me when i was younger, and it still happens to this day, tho it is very rare
t. anon with beard that had the same issues

only around my nose right in those corners or my mouth.
never anywhere else.

>>36178024
Too much work not too mas rome

>>36178024
Will do boss

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white man belong to black cock

>>36178001
Your mummy probably had a mole

I like girl moles.

>>36178001
If first reply wasn't correct, perhaps another family memeber, if not it could be from some type of media, or a girl you took a liking to when you were younger. Moles are typically viewed as cute, when located somewhere on the face. Unless you like girls with back/butt/breast moles as well?

>>36177973
Why are you sleeping during the day?

>>36177986
Because he is a neetlord, unlike you wagie.

I can't even begin to imagine how shit your life must be if chirping birds piss you off.