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Any robots here kratom?
Ive been using the drug for a couple months and I notice a huge improvement in my general mood and willingness to socialize.
Even when im not high, i still feel less depressed and anxious.
Conspitation and weight loss are the only real concerning side effects ive noticed so far
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>>35148091
>weight loss
How powerful is the weight loss?
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>>35148091
I have a decent amount of an annoyingly weak strain of Bali. Can't make tea out of it, it's so weak. Heaping teaspoon of that mess has to be taken orally so I haven't touched it in a good while.
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>>35148152
Well, more so I just find I'm less hungry. The euphoric effects might increase or decrease appetite depending on your personality but I've lost about 5lbs over the course of a month or two. (150 - 145lbs)
The stuff is fucking gnarly though, its really hard to get down sometimes, its very bitter. I find the easiest method is to stir it around in water and chug it after it's dissolved.
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Know what's worse than being fat? Stretch marks. Even when you lose weight you're stuck with them. Forever.
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>>35148077
Being a fat male.
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>am fat
>go to beach
>go up to girls and start talking to them
>ask them if they know how to get rid of stretch marks because i used to be 390lbs and i lost a lot of weight
>im still fat, they think its hot that i lost that much weight, i fuck them in the changing stalls
works 9 out of 10 times. in reality i never lost any weight and im just fat.
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>>35148239
No fucking way. I refuse to believe that mentioning your stretch marks to women will entice them to fuck you.
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Times you were a Beta 2017-02-26 06:39:54 Post No.35148041
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>roommate claims MY pots/pans are his to my face
>don't say anything or challenge his statement
I know this was a shit test by him to see how I'd react, and he got his answer. I will be a beta pushover. But don't these asshole know that one day we won't step aside. Don't they know one day we will snap. Fuck that guy.
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>>35148041
no, because you are a pathetic little girl, you say you will snap but you won't, you will always be a little pushover baby bitch. You should be ashamed of yourself, faggot.
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>Was fully aware staying friends with a girl who shoots you down is a stupid idea
>Do it anyway out of lonliness.
Two years of being on the receiving end of the usual bullshit you get in that scenerio before I nuked contact and go back to never speaking to anyone.
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>>35148107
What if my endgame is to make him look like a fool and total asshole when I reveal all the shit he has claimed to be his was actually mine? I'm going to expose him for the piece of shit he is.
Was Jack the Ripper /our guy/?
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>>35147974
He wasn't even real.
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>>35147974
I got a ripper for you right here
*farts*
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>>35147986
He's as real as the Manhattan Project.
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NEW ELIZA THEEAD: REHAB EDITION
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she who shall not be named
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any other feet pics? the only I have
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what is she doing for 3 months?
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>chinlet
>grow out my beard and my chin (or lack thereof) gets hidden
>"hey, I don't look so bad"
>get a cushy office job in a huge firm
>have been sporting a well-groomed beard since I started
>really think a qt coworker is attracted to me
>an hour ago
>trimming my beard on the cheeks
>the "comb" (or whatever the plastic head is called) breaks off and the 0mm blade runs across my cheek
>FUCK have to shave it all now
>haven't seen myself beardless in quite a while
>look in the mirror after I'm done shaving
>start having a fucking panic attack
>I didn't remember I was this fucking WEAK looking
Fuck. Someone comfort me please. My chinletness is gonna be revealed to my office tomorrow. I wanna fucking kill myself. Is there a place where I can find a fake beard or something?
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prove it nigger
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post pic of chin with and without beard my dude
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weak chin isn't too bad if you have strong jawline features. lose weight so the bone structure reveals itself.
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What made you into a robot? 2017-02-26 06:35:07 Post No.35147935
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What made you into a robot?
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We all know it's a gradual process, you're not born a robot, nor do you turn into one overnight.
Me, it was the single motherhood and anoriexa during formative years.
Constant bullying, hid into videogames. Life was shit from the get go.
Fucked me up.
22 years old with no diploma right now.
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>>35147935
Too much to list desu.
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>>35147935
My dad getting mad over every little thing I did and telling me everyday that I'd grow up to be a loser.
Imagine his surprise when it finally happened.
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>>35147996
Shit, that's harsh anon.
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My best Internet friend stopped talking me. He even blocked me from Discord. How do you guys front face this horrible feeling?
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you post ur discord and get a new friend :3
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>>35147867
Thank you anon, but my main language is Spanish, so I will not feel comfy talking full English.But if you insist: Bru#3647
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>>35147817
pls post me a nice discordserver.
>be me
>1 year ago
>join 4ccg aftershow and talk about the teams
>one guy in chat says why not chat
>call his skype
>talk, find out he's a tranny
>fuckno.png
>actually passes for a girl and is fairly cute
>cool guy too
>summer passes as we talk together
>friend, me and him talk and take shots and do challenges
>giggling like a fag
>one day says he's moving
>ok
>stop hearing from him
>call and message him to no seponse
>haven't heard from him in about half a year
>this winter cup is the annevarsary of when I met him
>messaged him again on his skype and steam
>there's been activity fairly recently. so he's not dead
>still messaging him, to this day, hoping he'll pick up
Fuck you Awais, I miss you. Call me
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>obvious thinly veiled steamfag thread
Fuck off
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nice blog my dude i will subscribe for future updates
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>>35147828
>tfw no friends to make me experience steam feels
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ITT: Your Darkest Secret 2017-02-26 06:21:00 Post No.35147615
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We had a good Thread last night, so I'll start another one.
>have friend
>also friends with his sister
>she wants to come over to play video games
>dad's at work so it's just us
>playing various Wii Games
>eventually start messing around on the computer
>get the idea that we should play Super Deepthroat
>"haha anon you should make me"
>"ok"
>try to recreate her in-game
>Breast Size: MAX
>"are my boobs really that big, anon?"
>"I don't know, let me check"
>grab her titties
>...
>"wait are you okay with this?"
>"sure, why not?"
>start to fondle them even more
>they're pretty fucking big
>"hey, can you take your bra off?"
>"I guess so"
>she unhooks her bra and lifts it above her tits, she hasn't lifted her shirt up to let me actually see them yet
>start to fondle her now free and jiggly titties through her shirt
>literally never even held a girl's hand up to this point so I'm going crazy, squeezing, jiggling, etcetera
>start to see her nipples get hard
>"I don't know if I like this anon"
>"well here, if you put your hands behind your back, then it's like you're not letting me do this"
>"okay..."
>at this point I'm sitting on top of her and just playing with her boobies, still clothed though
>she starts crying
>oh fuck
>ask her if she's okay
>she says yeah, she was just thinking about some guy she liked
>oh
>she gets up and puts her bra back on
>she says she has to go
>she leaves
>...
>later
>get text from original friend asking if his sister came over
>"yeah, why?"
>"one of her friends just told me she's crying in a ditch somewhere, she hasn't come home"
>oh fuck
>"she says you felt her up, is that true?"
>"nah, we play vidya for a while and then she started crying and left"
>"huh... yeah I figured you wouldn't do something like that. see you later!"
This happened when we were all in High School. We are still friends and his sister is scared of me and won't even make eye contact with me. We regularly joke about this since he thinks that she just made it up.
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>>35147615
>Super Deepthroat
i fuckin choked on my food
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>>35147675
I was into it at the time and it was the first thing I could really think of for us to "play" "together" since it's not like I was just gonna make her watch me play Team Fortress 2 or something. Now that I think about, if you just replace SDT with The Sims or anything with Character Creation, this story doesn't change.
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>>35147615
Women are fucking bizzaro
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Pics that make you want to kys
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>>35147554
Add this to the collection.
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>>35147671
Fuggggggggg
Origami
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i don't get it. did someone rich invent a job for her to cut logs to small pieces and wrap them up? is she retarded?
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>join a discord channel for "robots"
>everyone sounds like a normie who can hold an actual conversation
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Nigger.iktf
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>>35147547
All discords are full of normies anon, the discordfag threads are made by the invading normies. True robots wouldn't dare to join a public chat room with random people.
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>>35147547
please post me some nice discords, guys.
i want to give myself a scar
how deep should the cut be? will a sharp or dull knife work better?
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>>35147528
Very deep and around the wrist you dumb faggot.
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Are you the guy from /fit/ that wanted to "emphasize" his pecs? Don't cut yourself you imbecile.
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Put it on your wrist and make sure you go down the street you fucking autistic mongrel..
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>Had sex for the first time the other day
>Was too drunk and the sex was shit, couldn't nut and gave up
>Still, never been hornier in my life than I am last two days
I think the "you need sex more after you've had it once" meme is true
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>>35147516
This is true.
Welcome to Hell, should've thought about it before you traded in your chance at wizardry.
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>>35147516
But thats only true for the first few months.
In a few years you wont give a shit about sex anymore.
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>>35147516
If you couldn't nut then it's probably because you've desensitised your dick with too much porn/ deathgrip masturbating.
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Do you make people laugh? 2017-02-26 06:12:50 Post No.35147476
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Do you make people laugh?
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Do your humor get across to people?
"You say such strange things sometimes Anon."
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i view my social life as a sort of audition and i havent had a good set yet
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>>35147476
good comic, op
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>>35147494
man, that phrase is poetic