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should I go to the movies to watch this or not?
quick I have only a few hours left but I'm feeling anxious
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Yeah it's good, most of the initial criticism against the movie turned out to not be so bad, Aunt May isn't nearly as hot in the movie, definitely had an old look, peter's initial love interest is basically black but her name is Elizabeth so I don't think we'll actually see much of her.
I hope Mary Jane turns out to be good but I'm skeptical because she's not the classic white red-head from the comics.
But overall the movie is fantastic OP go watch it
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>>38261429
alright It's settled then let me go shower
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>>38261342
capekino
Well, by MCU standards
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I want to bully anime posters and make them cry.
Sometimes I want to punch them hard and then smack them to the ground. Wouldn't hurt them so much that they bleed but they should be black and blue from the punches.
I want to see tears flowing down their cheeks as they scamper away from me and look at me with horror and fear.
I want them to shake with mortal fear and watch them try and stop their trembling legs by hugging them with their arms but still fail at it.
How much do you want to abuse anime posters?
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>>38261277
Why not tazer them to hear their squeals while they wet themselves?
I would tie them to a wall and do it all day
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Problem normalfag?
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>>38261277
This is going to be a really fucking good thread
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Well /r9k/? Is this young lady your comrade in isolation?
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a53943/i-have-no-real-friends/
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>>38261269
Not really. She doesn't have any "real friends" because a woman CAN'T be a real friend.
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She has no friends by choice, so no.
Also, in the off chance this is some kinda b8. I'm saging until further notice.
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>>38261319
Anon, that's pretty misogynistic of you, women are our equals
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Suicide Fuel: The Anime
What Summer 2017 anime are you robots watching?
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>>38261267
Made in abyss
In not ready for the feels ahead, especially off the back of suka suka
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>>38261267
Nothing yet I can't be bothered to follow a lot of shows so I wait until the 9th episode has been aired or something like that.
As for tsuki ga kirei then it was one of the worst shows I've seen. Awful characters and the least imaginative story ever.
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I'm still new to anime, so I'm binging classic movies. So far it's been Akira, Castle of Cagliostro and Ghost in the Shell. What should I watch next?
>inb4 /r/
If you had to give pic related a mark out of ten for prettiness, what would you give?
I think 6/10, she's cute but not especially so.
Also, do you think giving a number to women is disrespectful or reflects badly on the one doing it?
Sometimes I feel like giving a number is a little creepy, but at the same time it is very satisfying to have everything ordered and categorised, even people.
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>>38261241
I guess a 6 as well, the angle and expression aren't flattering though.
Who cares if it's disrespectful? You aren't rating them out loud.
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No way that girl is only a 6, more like 8.
>Also, do you think giving a number to women is disrespectful or reflects badly on the one doing it?
I mean if one asks then I guess but to just spontaneously say to someone you're a x out of ten then of course that's disrespectful. I don't really "rate" people on a 10 point scale though. I just find girls good looking, very good looking, or unattractive.
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This girl is very cute but not specially sexy.
I give 8/10 cute 6/10 sexy
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>little brother has a little animal that looks like a hedgehog but is apparently unrelated to hedgehogs
>family goes on a vacation and I'm left home alone
>get instructions on how to feed it, change its water etc.
>animal sleeps like 20 hours a day and only wakes up to eat
>feel really bad for it since it's sleeping its life away, and spends all of its waking hours in a terrarium with nothing but a few rocks around it
>decide to play with it to give it some entertainment
>take it out of the terrarium and put it on a small table
>it doesn't do anything, doesn't move at all just looks at me and I can see its heart beating really fast
>think nothing of it because I've read somewhere that mouses have a really rapid heartbeats and it kinda looks like a mouse
>try to give it a worm, but it still doesn't move and doesn't try to eat it
>leave worm in a little container and sit down beside the small table and decide to jus sit there until it moves
>get bored after half an hour and decide to put the ungrateful little shit back to its terrarium
>mfw it's dead
I assume it died because of fright or something, but what kind of shitty animal does that? Also why would it be afraid of me it used to be around people all the time without any trouble.
I'd get a new one and hope my brother doesn't realize it, but I don't even know where to get one, and they come back in a week
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Dear god, what a useless and pathetic creature, dying was for the best really.
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maybe it's playing dead, just put it back in the cage and continue feeding it and watering it
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>>38261236
show us a pic OP I've worked in petstores I could possibly identify what it is
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Why do you not become the gf?
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>>38261209
what the FUCK
this is not safe
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>>38261238
Everything you do comes with risks.
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I became the bf instead
Would it be gay to suck this dick?
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Yes, but it would not be gay to suck his titties
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>>38261206
gay? probably. do i care? no. i'd suck that thing like i was a baby sucking its mother's teat. and i'm as straight as you can get
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>>38261237
What about licking his butthole?
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I don't go outside much, but I really want a cowtit gf
Are they rare? But more importantly, how does one get a cowtit gf?
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Yes, they're rare. You get one the same way you get a regular girlfriend; you don't.
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>>38261196
I could've had I cowtit gf, but she's a literal whore and I found her on tinder. Shame she's obsessed with me too
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the tits are cowtits
the girl is a titcow
stop mixing them up.
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hello, hello, hello how low robots?
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>>38261148
Considering taking his path, really.
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>>38261177
our little group has always been and will until the end
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>>38261177
If I would off myself this year I'd join their club, quite tempting
what are you having for the third meal of the day, robots?
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You can afford blueberries yet you eat hotdogs on bread buns?
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>>38260968
>Eating more than one meal a day
Die normalfag
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>>38261747
don't know about you but i'd like to at least be a buff NEET
>>38261707
blueberries are in season m8
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A girl just asked me out over text
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>>38260859
Good I'm happy for you but
Y O U
M U S T
L E A V E
N O W
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>>38260919
a date is not a gf my friend
or is it?
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>>38260973
You are spending time with a woman and bragging about it on a site packed with virgins......It counts, fuckhead...
NOW LEAVE!!!!!
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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She starts crying, why can't she be a real human.
What do you do?
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Ask myself why I'm dating a chick if I'm not gay.
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Reach down and give her a firm handshake.
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>>38260794
FUCKING CHADS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE. I ALREADY GAVE UP ON ROASTIES FOR A ROBO-WAIFU AND I CAN'T EVEN HAVE THAT. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Male tinder cringe thread
Set my tinder to see what i'm up against, and surprisingly the number of numales vastly outweighs the number of Chads. They all try so hard to be le quirky too.
Suddenly i don't feel so bad.
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Half these guys are gay though i think
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These guys are all beta losers and are all getting laid still.
If they're not getting laid, they're at least annoying the shit out of girls and spamming them with so many messages that their self worth rises to astronomical levels so they think they only deserve a 10/10 on Tinder
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Would it be cringey to just have a picture of you in a white leather jacket and also another picture of you and your dog with the tagline "if me being on the road to 212k a year doesn't get you interested,nothing else will."? Just asking for a friend.
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>eat ramen 3 times a day
>all i drink is iced tea and soda
>poop once a week
am i going to be okay? been living like this for over a year now
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>>38260694
Will you live?
Yes
Will you be happy?
No
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>>38260694
>ice tea and soda
how do you afford all of those fancy beverages?
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>>38260724
Those are actually cheap as fug in bulk, especially soda syrup