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Tell me how shitty your love life is.

Describe all your attempts, failures, and successes.
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still a virgin even if girls like me.
I could easily get a girlfriend
since my looks is close to chad
hate on me
i dont even care
I hate myself
Im a fuck up worth nothing
only thing i've is my appearance..
only confidence i've..
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My love life is shit in the sense I've never attempted or tried at anything because I'm too much of a pussy.

I'm still young, I think. I still have a chance, right?
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>>37630968
I was pressured into asking my crush out over a voicemail when I was about 11, didn't go down well. Still unsure if it affected me subconsciously but it wasn't that bad.
I went to a boys school so throughout age 11-16 I didn't try or even talk to any girls, it was comfy and since I wasn't surrounded by women I had no desire for a gf
Then I started going to college, met a girl on omegle, had a stupid thing with her for a few weeks on Snapchat. That was the closest I've gotten even though it was only text and pictures.
A love life irl is completely nonexistent

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"Why Half Asian guys Obsess over White girls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XwTK6mZTcU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ1tiTV-Ez4
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1199342/Policewomans-son-court-murder-Hollyoaks-actress-Amy-Leigh-Barnes.html
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>>37631164
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1085169/Policewoman-arrested-helping-son-charged-murder-WAG-Amy-Leigh-Barnes.html

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>overheard mom talking with the guests
>one of them asks "so what's anon been up to?"
>"why doesn't he have a job? and why do you let him spend all his day on that computer thingy?" guest 2 says in a jokingly manner
>mom says "i just don't know anymore, i've given up on him to be honest"
>father says "don't worry honey, we did the best we could, he just wasn't worth it"
>went to my room
>locked the door
>cried so much that tears just won't come no more
this happened about 1 hour ago
what the fuck do i do now
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>>37630811
Get a fucking job you turd.
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Stop caring.

It might be true, but your parents are dick. I've heard the parents of huge fuckup losers talk nothing but wonders about them. That's called love, and it's something good parents feel naturally towards their children.
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>>37630811
Just join the military or stop caring

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QpWIntD6Cj
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wtf does suprayor mean
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>>37630581
I'm not american sorry anon kun
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why would anyone care about your opinion
you cant even talk properly

Help a horny anon out.

Anything goes.
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Porn is literally heroin addiction, don't listen to anyone here that say it doesn't harm you.

You've got to stop.
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rollllllllllllllerinooooooooooo orginiall
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>>37630530
Yeah I have tried to stop jerking off but some nights where I really need to fall asleep I physically can't sleep without it.

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Do you actually have a good reason as to why you haven't become a girl yet?
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>>37630464
I am too late. you have to make a decision by 16 latest.
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yeah cuz im not a fag
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>>37630464

I'm an exclusive top unlike you disgusting faggots
who let you out of your chastity cage

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>tfw mom comes into your room drunk again.
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>>37630429
Well go on with the story. I could use a fap.
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>>37630455
There is no story. She just comes in and yells at me for not having a job. I feel like shit anon...
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>anon get a job or we're going to kick you out

Why aren't fembots just seducing little boys? What's stopping them?
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1: The justice system
2: Their ugliness
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>>37630385
Because fembots don't exist - in an original sense however.
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Not wanting to go to prison I'd imagine

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What if we committed suicide in our previous life and now we live in hell
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>>37630253
u might b on to something?
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What happens if you an heroed in every life?
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Where do we go after this life?

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*blocks your path*

>Your reign of oppression is over white man

wat do
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*Unsheathes .45*
OUTTA MY WAY, ROASTIE
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>>37630146
Nice try, shitbird.
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But he's also a white man.

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pls help me guys what to do
im afraid of going to sleep because i will have to turn off the lights and see shadow people

im not a fucking schizo, im just tweaked out on caffeine but all these shadow people are forcing chill to my bones

yes im the fag who is posting this thread for the third time now
please guys
i don't know what to do i know its just sleep deprivation but im TERRIFIED FFS
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>>37629986
just sleep anyway?
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>>37629986
if you hide under the covers they cant get you anon
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>>37630079
>yeah bee urself bruh
the equivalent

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7ggfq4T

hello robots. im waiting ;)
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niggas square up a lil bit for fucks sake nigga just fuckin rethink life u peat gavel nigga
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ITS GRIME TIME. COME TO VC. GRIME O CLOCK INIT. FUCKING REPPIN THAT GRIME. COME REP UR ENDS BRUV. FIRE IN THE VC INIT
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>>37629975
you should join my server instead :^)

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You literally can't explain how snakes move on the ground
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>what is a spring
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They have really small feet.
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>>37629906
The power of evil.

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Tell me why I should have hope for the future.
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You shouldn't. Your path in life is already decided by the time you turn twenty-one, and there's nothing you can do to change it.
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I'm stuffed with Chinese food
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hope rides alone, and you're probably alone

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Why don't you have an anorexic gf yet? They're so easy!
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post more of her, she has nice tits
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>>37629858

I had an ex anorexic ex gf

she was batshit insane
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>>37629858
I'm a chubby chaser, I like them big

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