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>>35585127
It always does.
I would trade my twin sister's liver for a fine cosplaying qt gf.

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>>35585127
the key is to just start crossdressing and pretend to be a girl during those times when "tfw no gf" really starts to hurt. sometimes it actually helps, especially when you get lonely after you've been drinking....

>>35586686
This is a sure-fire way to work up the courage to kill myself

who /nofloss2017/ here?

>>35585030
Brushed my teeth 10 minutes ago. Have literally never flossed in my life

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>>35585030
>When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
a few days ago
>Hardmode: When was the last time you flossed?
literally never

https://youtu.be/kSAul51oeRI

This probably doesn't sound like a sad song to most people, but everything about the way it sounds reminds me of my own feelings growing up and even the general style fits with my geography being from southern california. I know my life doesn't matter but if someone wanted a general summary of my life I could just play this.

>>35585457
If it doesn't sound sad why the fuck did you post it

https://youtu.be/8mzjjVMUu0E
Oneitis song

>>35584905
It's the first

>>35584954
It's the second actually...

Did you never stop to think, in your idiocy, why rappers would proudly boast of being incestuous?

>>35584905
In this context "mother" is more like "mothership"

Yeah dude, get professional help. Now.

>>35584868
Yeah senpai u wanna fix this before it starts wrecking ur teeth.
Throwin up all the time is basically an acid wash.

punish yourself with a 7 day water fast

don't be a pussy

>it was all a dream

nah fuck off nigger faggot

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>>35584811
That's fine.
I'm not using my mind for anything, anyway.

Not much to steal, but I'd give it all away anyways...

>>35584684
Well, I'm still here, Anon.

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Being stuck in the past can be unhealthy, we all long for better times but you know as well as I do they'll never come back. Love it while you've got it.

>>35584684
>not realizing and accepting the impermanence of man
>not realizing that man derives meaning from the mortality of all things
smug_anime_face.jpg

>>35584633
No, you don't. NEET is a drug that takes a long time to show the dark side.

Concentrate on finding a better job if you're a wage slave. Don't you dare go back to NEET status again. You will regret it.

>>35584633
So just become a NEET again.

You wagecucking or something better?

I'll take NEETdom over wagecucking any day, but if I could be successful I'd do that.

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Yeah, I did. I loved her all throughout high school. She moved away for college, and eventually I stopping contacting her and forgot about her. It'll be harder if this is a girl you see every day, though.

When I found my waifu, it really helped with the thoughts of loneliness.

>>35584590
Lol that cade looks like he's had a long day

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>>35584680
18 senior in HS
Oneitis I've loved for five years now
I had escaped them for about a year since we had stopped talking but classes aligned and we started talking again
They're taken now though, good relationship apparently, and the guys even in college and a year older so I can't fucking compete, I'm barely alpha enough to even ask them out to coffee.

There is only one thing in the world worth more than money- time

We all die anon, use your time wisely.

Absolutely. But having money sure is nice.

It doesn't really matter, it's a tool but it's not honorable to be poor.

>>35584539
poorfag here, it was pbr tonight

Hello Samson. You're still here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phwQQrPPudU

Walk upon the wind, faggot.

>>35584537
Tfw scary slav so no westerners pick on me and let me he autistic alone

Worst memory was some fb dude molesting me when i was 11 ish

>>35584565
Sorry to hear that dude

not sure what fb means in this context. Do you want to talk about it? Share your story

>>35584537
Share share


original fuck up min Jemen just random shit

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>>35584494
Holy fuck why are you friends with her

why would you even talk to someone like this

isn't it obvious that she's human garbage?

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>>35584494
>um
>u kno
>this antagonistic attitude
>the only punctuation she put in is wrong

typing like that is a warning sign to begin with op.

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Also Nostalgia allowed if related to synth,
>pic related

>terminator
Couldn't resist the urge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPBgUKGdYk&ab_channel=TFTigeressFilms

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Also been practicing my spinning to this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk

>>35584465
>>Just spent like two hours in the shower trying to shave off all my body hair
For what purpose?

>>35585929
this, and give details

I did it once like the entirety of my top thigh, nope never again, shit took forever and I got a rash