Are there any youtubers that you enjoy watching because they are just as miserable as youu?
No eggman is an ugly twat who deserves the worst
Eggie is a supreme normie with the potential to be approached by Stacey.
I watched this guy a lot, he echoed a lot of the sentiments I hold towards modern society.
He was quite a depressive NEET.
But now he's famous in certain circles and travels around, so I can't relate so much any more.
how can i make some money online? i know r9k may not be the best place but i'll try asking here since i'm a girl. is there anything i can do for some money that doesn't include nudes, vocaroos, or being orbited? idk. i'm not good at anything
no. you could be a scammer or a youtuber/ig girl or a booby streamer.
you could teach english to japanese people
Online poker, i make 300usd a month playing and im pretty dumb. Throw me an email i can teach you in exchange for conversation.
hey r9k just got a family and a successful life what do you think
put that back its not yours
>>35941086
i found it tho
it's mine
>>35941074
i think your delusions of grandeur are getting worse and we need to up your meds
BLUE
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>>35941007
People with blue as their favourite color are losers.
Red master race, anyone?
>>35941035
This shade of red is my favorite color.
>>35941035
Fuck off this a blue thread, all shades welcome. Start your own thread for red.
>be me
>not particularly ugly, have been hit on a few times before
>walking to office
>see 10/10 qt3.14
>instantlove.xml
>she's walking alongside me
>it's raining, I have an umbrella but she doesn't
>think of suave gentlemanly way of hitting on her by asking her to come use my umbrella
>mfw too autistic to talk to her
>mfw she walks away
>mfw I feel like it might have worked if I didn't come off as creepy
>mfw I realize I'll probably never see her again
How do I become an alpha, robots
>>35940948
Just learn to deal with rejection and not make a big deal out of it you will be fine with approaching any woman once you get used to it
t. anxious autist with chad tier features
>>35940948
oh you ruined your chances
>>35941263
nah who am i kidding , i would be too autistic too
Who else here crippling with depression and can't find QT BF? Tell us your story here. Tell us your thoughts. Tell us what you want. Tell us what you like/hate about being gay. It's all open here. Openness for all!
>>35940921
wow did you make this thread just for me
i'm literally listening to the anything goes soundtrack [2011] and moping about a boy
>>35940921
I'm 22. I still can't believe I haven't found love. I crave it so bad. I know what I want. I just can't find it. What I want is a rare type of man. Not the shitty 99% of gay men I'm familiar with. It makes me hate being gay, how the culture is so toxic, and I can't find a nice humble conservative QT BF who shares my values.
>>35940950
Well tell us about yourself. Link your song. It's Friday night and I wanted to know if I was the only one in the same lonely predicament.
>tfw my dentist boobies touched my head
>>35940903
I hope they put you in the looney bin you sick fuck
Are those different than regular boobs?
>>35940903
well at least you got something for the wallet rape
***STOP***
***THIS IS NOT A DRILL***
Post what you are listening to RIGHT NOW.
>If you aren't listening to anything, what do you hear?
same old man - joanna newsom
>>35940858
I'm listening to old clips from Opie and Anthony of Anthony making Jim laugh.
https://youtu.be/BQa9AidGVlY
>>35940858
Dark souls bonfire crackling noises
>eat up anon it's not going to lick itself
>>35940857
Ehh I'd give it cunnilingus
It's spaghetti strap roast beef is what is vomit inducing
i will fuck anything attached to a woman
>>35940857
Too assertive for my liking.
femanon here who ligitimately has no friends, no boyfriend, even my family doesn't really like me for gods sake...
i used to have friends, i used to be a semi-normie and now i'm a complete introverted weirdo autistic retard with nobody... all i ask for is someone to talk to pls? i'm actually very desperate and me posting this makes me want to kill myself.
if you want any insight as to why my life took a turn for the worst or you want to be my friend or love me then just message my kik, it's olivechatz
guaranteedreplies.mp3.exe
>>35940785
Well you're doing better than me since you can afford a phone that can use kik
I don't really want any insight, thanks though
Here we go again, Asian robot thread. Lets discuss our asian problems here.
Tfw failed asian and hence rejected by asians
>>35940780
Just be thankful you aren;t indian, that would be a true hell.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF AUSTRALIA
FUCKING YELLOW CUNTS
REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw trying to learn your own language to /go back/
some day
>gave up after few days because you are too retarded
Do black guys get white women easily or is this a meme?
>>35940779
you watch way too much cuck porn
>>35940779
They are actually afraid of us and think we're disgusting monsters unless you're a black Chad. On two occasions women have ran away from me in the night while I was walking back from class (and I don't dress like a thug at all)
>>35941656
they're scared of you but also want to fuck you ;)
So there's this experiment on Reddit where everyone can place a pixel and make giant art projects and shit.
Turns out a transgender flag has formed on this page. It is your mission to destroy the flag.
Make an account on Reddit, go to the link below, and fuck up the flag.
Good luck, bots.
https://www.reddit.com/r/place#x=193&y=583
>>35940773
This post just made me realize I don't belong on r9k thanks senpai
You can only place one pixel every 20 minutes so we gotta work in teams
>>35940804
Or just dont bother
i got my cat in the year 2000
>tfw pets will die in your lifetime
Think mine was in 2001
Gonna miss her so much
>>35940708
1997
He's dead now, although I have his cremated remains.
who here /have nothing but school/ here?
i feel useless when not in class.
>>35940695
i feel useless while in class
Wait till you get older. I have nothing but work. I never take days off, but when I do I spend the whole day crying alone in my house, drinking and smoking, there is nothing preventing me from being depressed. At least work is a distraction from all sadness and loneliness.
/spacesinbetweenwordsthatare inbetweenslashes/
/Leavenormie/