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>>35794259
>For me Consensual Slavery is a spiritual practice. Surrendering my will into the hands of my husband, whom I trust with my life and love deeply has reduced my ego, pride, selfishness and anger. Being a Consensual Slave (Daasi) has raised my consciousness and made me a better human being.

Women are such a fucking meme holy shit

>>35794573
Now you know why feminists actively whiteknight for misogynistic Muslim rapists over meek and nerdy white guys

>>35794259
This sounds really fake.

>>35794253
I say "yup." I'm acknowledging their thanks while reminding them that I'm better than them.

>>35794297

>yup
guy from oklahoma here, this is the best response to anything

>>35794253
"no worries mate" is the correct reply. Even if they're not your mate.

>>35794220
I agree. I pee wherever I want when I'm drunk. I'm a grill.

>>35794220
im a girl and i love peeing outside when im drunk. behind a car, by thr side of a house. in the woods. on the lawn/field. its great. also when im hiking in the woods i grab a tree with both hands and kida lean back so the pee wont go on my pants. its great!!!

also - bottle pissing is great when you get the perfect size mouth of a bottle to fit on your vagina and the pee just goes straight into the bottle. havent dont that in years, but it was good times when i did.

>>35794398
Woman don't pee out of their vagina...

keep lurking kiddo

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>>35794217
>tfw 19 turning 20 soon
I want off this ride

I turned 26

It doesnt get better. You have to make your own path.

I feel you, I use to keep track of my dreams to lucid dream. having to write down a dream that had a fetish in it felt pretty strange but I wanted to remember it. Its worth it just because its so fun to read over your dreams later and say hey I remember that!

I wish I would do this.
I just worry that if someone were to find my 'dream journal' or whatever, I'd look like a complete retard, more than I already am.

I know what you mean Anon. The reason I've never tried a dream journal which supposedly over time improves dream quality/retention is because I don't want to physically document my dreams, that shit is mine and mine alone even if it's mundane shit. I know nobody would ever see it, but I don't want it to exist.

Plus I think I'd feel stupid writing something like "Uhh I was walking down the road then ah fuck I already forgot"

gross, featureless fish "people"

>>35794205
They're just as likely to be whores as white girls. But I'd have no issue dating a respectable asian girl.

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Annoying stacies fetishized by brainwashed weebs. It's sad.

Pee pee, pepe, don't give money to the jew jew

But in case you decide to, it doesn't matter when you're in her poo poo

>>35794246
I'm living with my brother here in Santiago Chile and whores are so fucking cheap, like $50 for an hour with a clean beautiful stacy. I kinda want to try but I'm afraid they'll reject me for being fat and having a tiny wee.

>>35794390
Dumbass robot, Stacy doesn't care

She wants the money, Not your fleshy eclair

>>35794162
>the normies believe they aren't the normies

wew
new defintion: normie = nonvirgin

>>35794162
Goddamn I browse reddit for 2 minutes and see this shit I just had to downvote.

We have to use the term normalfaggot now like the good old days

>>35794092
first one, actually makes you look like you have an ass

>>35794092
The one on the right. Slightly less revealing but really since you're going church just wear a t-shirt, it's not a fashion show. I hate it when I see these teens go church in out of context clothing, but God bless you for going church, though.

>>35794092
1st one, make sure you act submissive as a woman should be

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>>35794087
>* simple living, hard working and high thinking - Henry David Thoreau, life-long friendship with other nice folks

>simple living
sure, I just need muh pc and I'm good
>hard working
I'm 26 and I'm not even fucking panda material
>high thinking
if this is a code word for getting toasted then that's cool but I don't smoke weed and I'm dull as a fucking rock. I'm guessing this is something about 3rd eye or some bull shit where hippies activate their chakras by looking into mid afternoon sun thinking they're communicating with other realms of reality. not my thing.
>David Thoreau
sounds like some nutjob wanting to bring hopeless anons to his farm because he doesn't want to pick his shit, I'm also fat but can go HAM on a garden, i do it already.

Does he accept spics? I'm also kind of poor and what if I don't get in? I would like to go but i feel like I'm too old for this shit like everything else.

why not work on a farm in hawaii?
>Hawaii

I care too much about my high speed internet.

>>35794307
What makes you think Hawaii does not have high speed Internet?

Maybe if you're 13 or insecure with yourself, sure.

>>35794065
Ask Freud

>>35794065
Its like a fedora, it looks cool if you look cool, but dorky and tryhard otherwise

Lol you are an orbiter

So dumb, so useless, and a tool to her

define "dating" fuckwad

>>35794089
bf gets to fuck her, I get to shit post with her

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>>35794048
>fapping to your waifu

I'm calling the cops

Jennifer Lawrence even though she fucked that sweaty fat fuck HW too lazy to type full name

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>>35795000
Oh you mean the jew?

being raised by a single mother is the robot cause in 99%

Growing up with a father is a meme. When mine was around, spending time with him involved being put to work in some way.

Much more comfy now that he's gone

>>35794146
this. I probably would have been happier if my parents divorced when I was like 6-7. My dad is probably the worst thing to happen to me

Find bf

buy japan

>>35794035
Win every argument at every point in time. This will require me to have opinions on everything, and correct ones. Gonna upgrade to that silicon shit. Gonna do that archon shit. I ain't about that Final Death, niBBa.