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>valentine's day AGAIN tomorrow
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I have to study for an exam, so I'll be comfy at home, trying not to think about it.
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>>34845716
you still feel feels?...adorable
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who gives a fuck? you are worse than basic bitches whining about it
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Why does this country trigger normalfags so damn much?
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>>34845479
Normies are obsessed with it though
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>>34845479
Because you're a faggot weeabo who wants to feel important
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>>34845479
>Why does this country trigger normalfags so damn much?
it literally doesn't, I have no clue what you mean
although I do feel japanese culture interests are more robot oriented than normal interests
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>tfw premature grey hair
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>>34845450
I got a head full of the stuff. It runs in my father side of the family. I most likely will have all grey hair by the time I'm 30.
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I started graying at 17.
It's an okay look for a young guy.
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>>34845450
Grey hair looks cool if you still have a youthful face. Embrace it. At least you're not balding.
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Daily reminder that this board is for virgins and virgins only. Anyone who at some point has had sex does not qualify as a robot and is at best a cyborg and at worst a normie/chad.
Having received a kiss is fine as the woman doesn't give up her whole body.
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>>34845397
Agree
kgjgj
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>>34845397
You cant make the nories leave, sadly. They love coming here to feel good about themselves.
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>>34845397
>Having received a kiss is fine
Fuck off
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Red flags for boys:
>he doesn't own a car
>he's passionate about art and music
>he wears mostly black all the time
>he's taking medication for "depression"
>he has long hair
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>>34845347
delete every single one of these immediately
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>>34845360
Why do you reply to yourself senpai
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>>34845347
>>he doesn't own a car
check
>>he's passionate about art and music
nope
>>he wears mostly black all the time
nope
>>he's taking medication for "depression"
yes
>>he has long hair
used to
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Hey /r9k/, do you ever donate blood? It's great.
>roasties there treat you like normal person because you're going out of your way to help people
>just sit and relax as it's going on
>get free snacks/drinks afterward
>contributing to society
>if a chad or stacey tries to make fun of you for being a worthless NEET you can say you donate blood for free on your own time, that gives you the upper hand and if they don't volunteer you can really condescend to them
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When i have blood drawn at the doctors its probably 1/4 of the amount id have to donate if i went to an event like OPs pic, and even that small amount makes me pass out, if i gave a full pint of blood or how ever much they take im 100% id die
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>>34845215
I donated Bone Marrow once.
Got a free mug, and they sent me a basket of fruit.
Treated me great. It was nice.
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I'm gay so I can't donate blood
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When did you realise you're going to die a virgin, robots?
Probably when I was 18, I'm 26 now and still have no hope.
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>>34845211
When a couple years ago my oneitis mocked me for being into her i gave up all hope. It wasn't even the first time, i got redpilled as fuck and realized i am basically a cripple but without legal status.
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I managed to cling onto hope until I turned 25. Now my eyes look real tired and I don't look at myself in mirrors any more.
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>>34845211
Realised at 18, stopped to care at 21, now 23. I literally and figuratively don't give a fuck.
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earthcam com /usa/newyork/timessquare/?cam=tsstreet
There is an approx. 45 second delay.
I counted.
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and what am I going to do with that information?
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>>34845175
>all those normals
>that horrific screeching sound
man what a great way to spend your time!
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>>34845195
Dont consune dairy or touch your genitals for 24 hours
>>34845226
Please dont rub it in
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Make a new thread you lazy nonces edition.
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nothing compares to (you)
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>>34845167
I mean I want to be a deliveroo cyclist, it just sounds fun
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Who fucking cares about your back anyway? Throw a few exercises in there but unless you're gonna be on stage no one gives a fuck.
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I decided to clean my keyboard today, here's a picture of it before I clean it. Just in case anyone wanted to know what 4 years of semen piled on a keyboard looked like, this is it.
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>>34845038
>0 Results
Searched over 17.535 billion images.
Did you just aim your dick at the key bored?
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wtf burn it and get a new one
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>sticky keys
Anyone else here with an imaginary girlfriend?
Every night I pretend to lay in bed, cuddle and talk with her. When I'm sad I tell her that I'm sad and then she comforts me. I hold my own hand (in such a way it's as if someone else is holding it).
This might sound sad (it is) but it does help me sleep better. I'm very good at fantasizing. I don't feel bad about the fact that I do this. I was just wondering if anyone else here does this?
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Yeah mate, I have one specific pillow I always cuddle with and talk to in my head at night
Feels good and bad at the same time
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Does my waifu count? She's from an anime but I still talk to her, out loud sometimes, and have a pillow of her.
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>>34845538
A body pillow would be nice to have. Even better, and I don't know how this would work, but something that simulates the feeling of being the small spoon. So somehow a pillow pressing against your back or something. Is there something like this?
>lol what do you mean you are a virgin?!
>you're 23 that's pathetic hahahah
I wasn't prepared
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>only 23
Fucking normies.
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>>34844860
i got this too but im only 18raindrops fallin on my head
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>>34844860
Well, it looks like this is your stop, whatever ethnicity you are
get out
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Why aren't you a gainer?
>Can eat as much as you want
>SJWs can't fat shame you
>Fresh pussy and boy pussy wherever you go
>Can bully people with your belly
Seriously, take the fatpill, it'll improve your life.
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>t. mommy's little 400 pounder
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>>34844666
Even satan disagrees, fatso
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>>34844666
>He doesn't have a mommy, mommy gf or a mommy gf (male) to clean him
Pathetic.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER GOOD ROBOTS OF /R9K/ THAT VALENTINES IS TOMORROW
I sincerely hope you have a nice valentines day ROBOTS
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>>34844325
Are you here just to rub it in?
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>>34844325
shut up you fucking faggot normo
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I didn't even want a date, anyway.
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Post your pets robots.
I found this cat in 2010 during a blizzard outside my patio door. She was about 2 months old then and skinny as a rail
I didn't want a pet so I brought her to the humane society 3 days later and they said they were going to euthanize her because no one adopts black cats because crazy people either kill them or people think they are bad luck.
I took her to the vet and asked him and he said it was true. I paid fuckin 780 dollars to have her fixed, bath, trim nails, flea treatment, and microchip.
She grew on me
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nicely done op. I've got a black one too. She kills everything all day long then comes and sits on my lap and grunts rather than purrs.
I had a stray kitten show up on my back door and I felt badly about just taking her in so I posted it on cl. An old man from a farm about a mile away claimed her. I dropper him off at his house and he put him under his porch. I didnt' feel very good about it.
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op is a nice fag <3
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>she grew on me
>OP is a cat-man hybrid