How can I be more submissive to people, but in a fun way? Like not a depressing "I'll do whatever you want," but more like a "I'm a child so it's up to you to take control."
Get a job as an entry level employee.
>>38214869
I want to be smiley and happy and playful, but still exude no power. Will it be good for that ?
>>38214859
bumping for answers lol :p
If guys only want a girlfriend for sex, why do some get revenge on their exes when getting sex is easy?
why does she look retarded in that picture.
i just want a warm hug
please someone help i haven't been hugged by anyone for ten years
pic related are my eyes
Join a church and hug old ladies all you want.
>>38214829
10 years? I haven't hugged anyone in my whole life you fucking fuck
>>38214829
ha ha ha ha ahh a what a weak pussy XDXDXDXDXDXD i hope this is a bait ijust hope so :D :D :D :D
no but rly dont be like this, get real mother fuckers, get it on man, get it on... just relax and be cool.
>"So what's your story, anon?"
what do they mean by this
>>38214814
I think they're asking you to tell them a little about yourselves. Like what you do, where you're from etc.
>home from university in a different state
>parents made me cut my hair for the first time in a year
>stuck looking like black wojak for months
Why do they have to do this to me. I have one of those weird African American skulls, just let me keep my afro so I can hide my small egg head you bastards.
How common is it for seemingly normal women to have sex for money or to advance in a career?
Bonus: greentext me an example of doing so
>qtpi girl I work with is in the staff bathroom pooping right now
girls don't poop, so therefore she is actually masturbating in there
>>38214734
Go to the door and say "do you need some help with that?". It's a reference she'll likely get, girls are always moist when you say this line, try it anon, go on.
There's really nothing that spurrs self improvement like heart break, huh?
You break something or even worse - lose s hike from getting fired from a job etc...
...Yeah, it's a thing where you learn how to do a particular thing better, but heart break forces you to introspectively understand yourself like never before, and improve on yourself entirely until you get to where you want to be.
You can make an argument that one isn't a real adult until he experienced heart break, even.
Really, I can see how I'm more mature than a friend who has a long term relationship
>>38214645
in life bad shit happens over and over again, that never changes
the only thing that changes is you give less of a shit each time
>so is my former neighbour
>she was alos my teacher for a short while
>I really wanna fuck her
>I have no idea why I feel such a strong sexual urge towards her because she isn't really pretty or sexy
>whenever I see her I instantly get a boner and my heart starts racing
>I'm sure she would be dtf if I actually got to her somehow
>she's close to 50, has 2 daughters but lives alone, she doesn't have a bf and she probably hasn't been with a man in many years
>only thing that's stopping me is that I live in a smalltown so if I start seeing her everyone is gonna know I'm fucking this ugly thing
>also another thing that's stopping me is the fact that she probably doesn't want a skinny autistic 22 year old to fuck her, I don't know how desperate she is
also would r9k smash?
ITT: Are you ever afraid, that while taking a shit, the shit will take you instead?
go home vlad you're drunk
>having sex with pillows while wearing a condom
truly a wonderful experience even if it's a waste of money
>22 KV, been on two dates in my life, both with the same person
>3 years ago first date
>basically didn't talk to her for two years
>last year went on another date, was at her house alone but sperged out when she asked if I wanted to "watch tv"
>stopped talking a week after when the messages degenerated into just asking how each other was doing
>considering messaging her again
Should I do it? What do I say? I'm borderline autistic and while she's a nice person, she's hard for me to talk to. I think she was interested with me but that was a year ago.
>>38214480
>he is desired by anyone
I think you should leave this board
>>38214518
Most people on here have been desired at one point or another, usually in high school.
>22
wait until you're 32, you'll start getting glimpses how bad it can be
if you bust a nut in a gook tourist, she cant get you someday if you never told her your name right?
What exactly happened here anon
>>38214453
she fucked you without knowing your name? lol
Storytime! An original one, hopefully.
>I have low self esteem. I thought it was because I was fat.
Lost 70LB over a year and go from 250 to 180 (I'm 5'11")
>Still have low self esteem, think it's because I look bad
Trim beard, get fancy haircut and treat skin problems. Have clear skin for the first time since before puberty.
>Still have low self esteem, think it has something to do with ciggs
Stopped smoking cold turkey, first time I've been a month without a cig in 5 years, almost 2 months now.
>Still have low self esteem
What do I do anons? Will I never have self-esteem? Am I just fucked?
I just shit my pants, ask me about my experience.
What are your favorite short stories?
Individual or collections, both accepted.